Military story time thread

Military story time thread

>infantry marine
>deployment to afghan
>have to work with afghan national army
>they buttfuck little boys and think its okay
>bring in a little bacha bazi kid one night and they all take turns raping him
>next day we do a joint patrol
>get solid intel that road is ied'd to shit
>send ana in front
>BOOM
>we have them pick up their own dudes

>another dude I served with gets selected for drill instructor duty and put at the depot in san diego
>june 7th ca election upcoming
>recruits still get to go vote
>hes going to ask everyone afterwards who they voted for
>planning on slaying the dog shit out of all hillary and bernie voters
>trump voters get to watch and clean weapons

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>same deployment
>have to work with fet marines
>all whores
>all are sergeant or above
>all stuck up and trying to tell us shit
>one gets back to her fob after being at our PB and gets knocked up
>person who knocked her up is a dirty terp

>2nd or third month of deployment
>go into a village
>old dude starts complaining
>go into his home
>find tons of ied materials
>says its not his house anymore
>ends up worse than sjw on us with problem glasses
>ends up trying to get too close
>brushes up on one of my lances weapons
>lance buttstrokes him
>teeth everywhere
>jaw broken
>still gets sent to get questioned
>comes back a few weeks later
>we blow his shit up

Fucking hell didn't they just pass a thing to require women to register for the draft?

In the next world war we are fucked

>same deployment
>same fet marines
>get attached to us for public affairs feel good story
>we occupy a compound from the taliban
>start taking small arms and indirect fire
>we all snap to and start laying fire
>fet whores still in vehicles
>fet whores refused to get out to fire back

Women want into combat arms jobs because of the SJWs.

Now we can't give women the draft because that would be unconstitutional now...


We have fucking combat engineers here that are female taking their OSUT (one station unit training).

From what I've heard from some of the reserve drills that most of the females will not make it because of the tremendous stress it puts them under.


If you cannot lift a 200 lbs man with full kit on, don't join any fucking combat MOSes.

It's fucking discusting the shit that goes around here. Some of these fucking barracks rats are worse than jodies. Can't fucking punish them because the 1SGT will throw a fit saying that the higher ups want the army to look good.


Should have joined the fucking marines. At least they have some fucking integrity.

And fuck the ANA did 2 tours in Kubul doing route clearance, patrols and escorts.

They are all pedofiles and thieves. They don't fucking bathe and are high all the fucking time. Fuck them.

When those two got blown up and we had them picking up their parts we were laughing. Same shit happened to their co a few weeks later but that was when he ran over one where we didnt bother clearing. He thought he was untouchable because he wasnt one of us.

f

Afghanistan sounds like Fresno.

Anyone got the story of the guy who fucked a soldier's wife?

Gods work user. Eliminating the enemy one body at a time.

You know that pretty much every single one of those ANA pieces of shits are working for the enemy.

I had a friend who was killed because some pussy ANA soldier gave his uniform to a jihadi and he blew himself up in front of one of our MRAPs.

He slowly died on a helicopter ride to the field hospital. After that had happened I had a pure hatred for them. I showed no remorse for them.

The saddest part was telling his wife that he was killed because someone got ahold of a uniform.

for sure dude. we had a few guys break off to train up the ANP and gave them all brand new glocks. month later most are "missing" as they claim.

we would regularly find the guys we had to deal with brand new rifles which taliban fucks couldnt get unless they would be buying them from ANA or ANP.

fuck'em. we wouldnt ever casevac them no matter how critical if we even had any marine with a scratch
>"oops sorry area is too hot for a bird, sorry bro"
>"enjoy allah land"

>signing your life over to the federal government
cuck general

Its funny because they don't want to help their own country get on a solid standing.

We had a small ambush in some town on the Kubul outskirts. Our Mk11 did the work for us, killed 13 hadjis.

Half of them had brand new Chinese made AKs, 3-4 M9s that where government issue and 2 M16s.

We had a small unit of 5-8 ANA guys and they tried taking the guns. We collected the weapons and found that the M9s and M16s where reported stolen.

One of the ANPs we had arrested because he was caught trading AKs and a few of our smoke grenades for some meth.

He had an "unrecoverable accident" atop a high hill.

I really fucking wish that we didn't have to work with them. Or even have them at our FOBs.

The way they treat the women and kids are sickening. I earned my first Article 15 after upper cutting a ANA soldier after he had raped one of the villagers wife's.

They are a fucking joke.

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Oh go and fuck yourself in your moms basement you piece of shit.

>terp

A what?

Interpreter

A terp is a translator.

Alright, navywook story time

>be muhreen innaship
>heading to that magical sandbox Kuwait
>hear a rumor that someone got caught fuckin' on ship
>go to my suiddie contact for all things Navy
>tells me they found this E-5 going to downtown pound town on a female E-5 in one of the dark rooms
>guy who found him was a senior chief
>fast forward a couple days, I'm walking to the messdecks and pass these two jokers on he way
>Dude is standing in his service uniform, quiet and deadpan face, eyes front
>Chick is BAWLING, crying her eyes out in he service uniform outside the Chief's Mess
>disgusted by the sight of this and proceed to the mess deck
>later I found out from my Navy Point of Contact of the charges
>Dude got reduced to E-2, put on liberty restriction and extra duties, and reduction of pay along with the 45/45
>chick got an ass chewing, busted down to E-4 and class B liberty restriction
>talk to the dude who got busted down on the flight deck one day
>mfw he wasn't even mad

>i-if you aren't a cuck like me, you must be poor!
Sorry cuck, that's just not the case. Finished my comp sci degree last year. With my current salary and living costs, I'm set to make my first million dollars by age 28. :)

Hope your wife doesn't cheat on your ass while you're shipped away to sandnigger land.

I don't have a wife, but I'd let Jodie stop by and visit my girlfriend.. :)

>hes going to ask everyone afterwards who they voted for
How is this legal? If someone refused will they be remanded?

>planning on slaying the dog shit
What does this mean?

>be Chair Force
>get paid the same as you guys to wrench on planes and chill in my office
>and chill in Nippon
Feels great

Until
>Navy and Marine faggots can't control themselves
>rape and beat Jap girls
>USFJ CC: Fuck all you niggas in Japanland y'all gettin a curfew bitches
>years later still under curfew

Fuck Navy and Fuck Marines even more, and before you try and retort remember who you dumb niggers call to save your asses every time.

Please tell me they got in trouble for disobeying orders

>be first deployment
>stuck in transit barracks in Bagram
>headed on leave
>sitting around doing nothing but jerking off is pretty cool but boring
>some officer comes in and asks if we want to pull some guard duty in hospital
>two hajis go BTFOed trying to put in an IED
>good guy Army convoy calls in medevac for them
>stand guard so the guys doing it right now can shit shower shave
>one haji is missing limbs, face half gone, comatose on life support
>other haji is missing an arm and one leg, doped up on painkillers
>jerking off to nurse with one good arm and trying to grab her if she gets too close
>Doc comes in, looks them over, chats with us
>"What do you guys do?"
>"Route Clearance/IED defeat, doc."
>Tells us story of how hajis got blown up
>"So, if these guys succeeded, one day they might have killed you guys, right?"
>"I guess so, sir."
>Grabs clipboard, walks around to machine hooked up to coma haji, reaches down and pulls plug out of wall
>Comes back up to us
>"Oh shit. Looks like the poor guy didn't make it."
>Looks at doped-up Haji jerking it furiously and babbling in Moonspeak
>"You know, I don't expect his buddy over there to make it through the night either. You guys have a good trip home, and be safe out there."
>leaves

I've shot people and been in firefights, but that Army doctor was one cold-blooded motherfucker.

At least women deployed, which isn't saying much.

Many of the women in my unit stayed perpetually knocked up to dodge deployments. Most were E-5s and above, with all that time they were able to make they were able to max points while staying fat and pregnant. Pretty disgusting how they manipulate the system but hey that's what women are good at.

I have a friend in the Canadian Armed Forces, I nearly joined up myself last year, but narrowly decided not to. I was going to go for Intelligence, because I found out there were openings for it, so I probably wouldn't have ever seen combat even if without le weed man.

My question to infantry who have been on tours is, what does it feel like to shoot someone? Honestly, does it feel good? You are eliminating potential people who want to commit future terrorist acts, after all.

They call the navy
The navy has several mobile air-force bases in every region

Air-force is vestigial

Sorry about curfew, but every branch has retards

I heard stories from marines who come to do MP training here at Ft. Leonardwood.

Okinawa like to sucky sucky

Whereas you signed yours to what? The horde? The Nords? Give me a break faggot, at least I got to send a couple kid fucking Muslims to hell with their closet homo god.

I feel you. Any patrol we did with them we watched them just as much as we did anything else. Never trusted them with anything. We even assigned guys on watch to watch inside their little area of the PB.
Its boot camp. You get toughened up and no one gives a fuck about you pussies crying about your rights. If some drill instructor tells you to do something you do it. Bitching about incentive training will only get you more incentive training.
>slaying the dog shit
figure this out. I'm not speaking moon language or your cuck native tongue.

Cry more faggot, maybe you should have picked a better branch. You're nothing more than a fucking civilian in camouflage.

When did the Navy get A-10s, AC-130s, B-1s, B-2s, and B-52s?

Oh man that is fucking hilarious.

>maybe you should have picked a better branch
I'll remember that the next time I'm sitting in my office or dorm reading about how rough you idiots have it.

the rapes in oki were bullshit. i heard it was some nco's that did it so they ended up punishing the junior marines and giving them restricted liberty.

no they probably put in their own paperwork for medals and combat action ribbons

>Whereas you signed yours to what?
No one. Myself. Whatever the fuck I want, really.

I'm not under contract like military cucks. I can leave my current job whenever I want even on bad terms and find a job virtually anywhere. There will always be a demand for white people who understand computers.

I enjoyed being in the field and training, at least I can hack it.

Thanks for sharing, that gave me a laugh.

did you request that doc to get an ARCOM? he deserves one.

Are you seriously trying to brag about that equipment compared to the navies? When the hell is it ever used in a combat situation? fucking army drones do your job better now

here.

Can only speak for myself. Sometimes I felt righteous, always felt pissed when people were trying to kill me. makes you want to shoot back. Kinda the same feeling you get when you want to kick someone's ass in sports, but much more intense.

My first firefight I just reacted. As it dragged on, I thought about my girlfriend and how 'fuck these guys I'm seeing her again'.

After that, all my other firefights were adrenaline and enjoyable. I liked knowing I could die anytime, and only being better than those goatfuckers kept me alive.

Kinda messed up, but that's what war does I think. It;s hard to adjust, but it's been 6 years since my last deployment so I think I'm good.

Thats great man. I'm sure we are all happy for you and care so very much that you felt the need to tell us that.

I got to slay muslims while you just got to brag about understanding computers on a North Korean origami board.

Bless you lads

>the rapes in oki were bullshit.
Maybe so, but how bout the Navy Officer on a flight with the Jap girl recently?

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/03/19/navy-arrest-groping-japan/82008926/

>I-I can do it at least ;_;
So could I but I like having a nice quality of life

All the time? What world are you living in?

>inna San Diego
>at Camp whatever the fuck we go for rifle qual, gas chamber, field week, and Reaper hike
>marching back from range
>coming up to barracks quad
>fat kid running around the quad goin WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
>wavin his arms and head around like patrol lights
>we know what he did
>laugh internally

Sure you could, you still pussies out and chose to sit in air conditioning turning wrenches. I'm a better man than you are and always will be.

Most deployed people in the Army have a serious hate for them. We where the original ones who where supposed to mentor them and get them squared away to be able to defend themselfs.

The medical officer was cold blooded but a waste of our time to save someone who will probably be killed after we pull out.

So I hear Egypt is pretty much the only Muslim Majority country with a decent fucking military.

Care to explain how the Egyptian army rolls?

>usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/03/19/navy-arrest-groping-japan/82008926/
first I heard of it

I got out in 2012 so didnt deal with some of that stuff but still hear from my buddies who got to re-up

You actually did ask. Follow the reply chain if your IQ isn't too low to figure it out.

In Afghanistan at a post on a hill close to a hadji village.
We have a ton of glow sticks, sling shots and there's a ton of frogs hopping around.
We cover the frogs in glow stick juice then start firing them into the town.
The village now has hundreds of glowing frogs.
profit?

I pissed in those fucking canteens we got when I couldnt hold it. I qual'd expert cause they made us hydrate on the bus back from 2nd phase to mcrd. I wasnt about to piss myself so i pissed in my empty canteen and then sanitized it when we got back to the new squadbay.

no big deal

>get pisses when people try to kill me

Maybe if you didn't enter their land they wouldn't try to kill you?

Congrats you got to kill some goat fuckers while we do real work for society and pay for you to be there

Dude why holy fuck that is grody!
How ugly was this bitch?

>can't read thread id's

fuck off

From what I understand it was ya'll that hooked it up.

Think the Egyptian military has like 1000 Abrams tanks, shitloads of US planes, jets, even some Navy shit.

Lmfao

This is why we (and the rest of the world) make fun of you.

>IMMA BIG MAN CAUSE I CAN CARRY A GUN ANNA RUCK SACK AN WASH MY BALLS WITH BABY WIPES

I made a comfier life choice while getting paid the same as you, no big deal. You do your thing tough guy.

lol this much denial

military is being cucked by your own country

>and before you try and retort remember who you dumb niggers call to save your asses every time

The Army?

God bless you

>implying I did it for the money or benefits

It must suck to have had no other choice thand to enlist in to the civilian portion of the military.

I worked for a construction company that works on bases in san diego, mcrd/point loma/miramar and shit and we were renovating marine barracks. Why the fuck are marines so filthy there was toiletries, condoms, shit stains on the carpet and blood stains on the walls and mattresses

>tfw want to join military to help my fellow americans but transplant keeps me disqualified

fbm

"You" collectively speaking. I only tried to correctly name this as the /cuck general/.

Every post from me after that has simply been a reply.

go look back at the thread id's Schlomo

she was pretty butch and manly. looked like a smaller version of a cross between a weighlifter and a wnba player.

>>Grabs clipboard, walks around to machine hooked up to coma haji, reaches down and pulls plug out of wall
>>Comes back up to us
>>"Oh shit. Looks like the poor guy didn't make it."

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they like it

See, you're implying I couldn't do your job like the training would have been any different for me than it was for you.

You're wrong.

>getting fucked up in fire fight
>HELLO YES WE NEED AIR SUPPORT PLS HALP
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>Oh thank you flyboys

I scored 3 points from Expert in boot and then my next range in fleet. Same fucking score. Fucked up Table 2 iwth irons in boot and then fucked up distance shooting with ACOG in fleet. Eventually made it to 3rd award Expert but I was plenty pissed I couldn't get 5. No pit love, man.

God bless that dr.

fave gun in new call of duty?

Rahh

Last CoD I played was AV and I use the M14/M39 in every game no matter how shitty it is. It was the fucking best in Ghost.

Hope she enjoys her retarded inbred rape-baby.

But you're not the flyboy. You're just another boot working on a plane.

There's a difference you zipperhead.

Hawkeye Pierce he isn't.

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Future single mother. The American taxpayers are going to have to pay her way and her filth child

Hahaha! Best post. Give that Doc a medal.

God damn, threads like these remind me why I am proud to lead Marines.

Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>mfw he wasn't even mad

he's not mad that his salary is down half?

It's okay, you're just going to have to pay taxes to build a mosque on your local street.

I put the plane in the air for the pilot to fly to come save your ass.

>Its funny because they don't want to help their own country get on a solid standing.
well the fact that they don't really understand what the concept of "nation state" entails and their world outside of whatever bumfuck village they come from doesn't exist, it IS a bit of a stretch to expect them to have any sense of nationalim or anything resembling patriotism

If that Afghan story is true, good for you. Fuck anyone who allowed straight up rape because Obama didn't wanna offend the Afghans or encroach upon muzzy """""""culture"""""""

A Romanian guy posted on Sup Forums about how when he was in the military he was on the border guard, and a family of Bosnians fleeing the war tried to cross, so he traded sex with the teenage daughter for letting the family through, and that she was crying the whole time.

Being military, doesn't CoD feel a bit patronizing on top of it already being a complete dogshit game to begin with?

Don't get cucked by Activision too, guys. Their games are copy-pasted bullshit and you know it.

COD felt just like my basic training. Everyone used a brecci and had sixth sense on.

blow 'em to bits i say.

theres no way she couldve been dump enough to keep a mongoloid war baby like that. she couldve easily stepped up by banging some niggas from supply for some clean eye pro instead.

>I'm a better man than you are and always will be.

You exist to die.

OMG you're such a fucking hero, some give hiro over here a fucking medal for bravery

>Being military, doesn't CoD feel a bit patronizing on top of it already being a complete dogshit game to begin with?
No, because I'm able to suspend disbelief to actually be able to enjoy games.
I have a buddy who refuses to play ARK because I think he might be autistic.
>DINOSAURS AND DODO BIRDS DON'T BELONG IN THE SAME PLACE!
What a fag.

I know you couldn't have done it because you didn't have the gumption to try it. You took the easy way out.

Son, you're making us look like shit. Unless you're a battlefield airman, aircrew, or SF, you don't do shit as enlisted air force. In the Air Force, officers go down range, enlisted stay behind and make our shit work.

Stop shitposting Australia

Thank you brave souls who join the military
I fuck military girlfriends all the time to keep them company just for the satisfaction of knowing their bf is probably in a desert thousands of miles away

Kill some haji's for us, friends!