Quick, nigger feminists are here...

Quick, nigger feminists are here, your only defense is the product directly right of you wielded by the last movie star you saw, riding your favorite animal

Kit Harrington on a Pangolin with some Marlboros.

Will Farrel on a moose with a dildo

Kat dennings on a bear with a Nazi sword

jason bateman on a labrador with a nikon D200

Shin Godzilla, wielding a calculator, riding a sloth. I'm feeling o.k. about my odds.

Keanu Reeves with a leather chair riding a welsh corgi

Tom Hardy with a yellow fidget spinner on a polar bear?

Ok..... I'm confused.... rather than just sharing my results, I would like to first ask:

Why would Smaug the Dragon need to wield an empty pizza box and ride a (I'm assuming giant) cat for this task?

A coathanger wielded by Matt Damon on a cat.

Thank you for this image.

Judd Nelson wielding a Hewlett Packard computer tower riding a shark

Josh radnor on a cat with a penny

Clint Eastwood in a cat with a harmonica

Whoever plays thro whielding a hammer on a horse

Mine works too well

Keanu Reeves as john wick with a cardboard box riding my sick cat

Tommy Wiseau on a dog with a pillow.

My strap-on Bad Dragon dildo wielded by Oprah Winfrey riding a Bald Eagle

Robert Downey Jr. riding a pit bull wielding an iron bar

>the last movie star you
So it'd be Tom Hanks for everyone you dumb motherfucker. Anyone who didn't respond with Tom Hanks is also a dumb motherfucker

>favorite animal
You lost me there, user

I didn't look at the picture horsecunt

He's still a movie star? I don't think so.

I'm good, the mountain from GoT is wielding a window ac unit and riding a gorilla. COME AT ME.

Robert Downey Jr. using a roll of toilet paper, riding a cheetah.

so Mike Colter (luke cage) on a lion holding a copy of the evil within for the ps4

Al Pacino on a horse with a lamp
I'm okay

Ricky from Trailer Park Boys riding a snow leopard swinging a bong and a monster energy around. sounds fucking great actually

Lucy ball on an octopus holding a tampon

Scarlett Johansson riding a koala with a bottle of sunscreen. Let's go boiiiis

Alfie allen(theon greyjoy) riding a corgi ferociously weilding a luke warm tim hortons coffee.

>fidget spinner

plebeian/10

Nia Long on a shark wielding a Mossberg 590. I'm okay with this

Tom Hiddleston wielding my wife on a wolf.

Jude Law on a Cougar with nothing

GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAT ARNIE! Keep the cumrag though, it's time for a new one anyways