Sup /b. how do i become more alpha?

sup /b. how do i become more alpha?

Time stamp with your face faggot

chill man

Grow some ears

i have ears dumbass. it's just a bad pic.

No you dont

You look like a gay version of the dumb ed from ed,ads, n eddy

Every day do,

100 Push-Ups.
100 Sit-Ups.
100 Squats.
10KM Running

And wear a red cape after the fact.

stop posting bad pics on Sup Forums
thats how

Prove you have ears. I don't see any

>more alpha

Grow a pair... of ears.

Weak bait

OP reminded me of this character from Hey Arnold

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stop thinking.
you look like a guy thinking too hard. on here, wondering what? how to top? take that shit off, grow out, become comfortable in your skillset. YOUR skillset. If you arent a alpha you arent just going to become a alpha. REPEATedly etch int the STONe what made you YOU. if you are just a weak ephemeral being then hey, feminism is for you. you already believe this alpha beta shit they sho you.

~shmoo

Buy ears

Zozzle

bitch look like ed

Grow some fucking ears is step one

Do the thug life and fuck whores like this.

reincarnation

Get a job
Ask her out
Stop blaming black people
Stop shitposting on Sup Forums
Be a man

kill people

Ask everyone to view you in widescreen, not 4:3

Fuck your mum, post it here.

>Go to your nearest old folks home, fine the biggest guy there and punch him in the face until he shits* himself. Then find the cutest girl there and proceed to make it with her and lose that virginity.
>Or just kys