Yesterday I watched the Emoji Movie so you don't have to

Yesterday I watched the Emoji Movie so you don't have to.

AMA

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Is it as good as they say?

Patrick Stewart plays a pile of shit

What kind of car do you drive?

Is it as much of a ocular cancer as you would expect?
I mean is it like being jizzed in the eyes by the embodiment of cancer?

He did a popular children's book about poo, so I'm not surprised they called him in for this.

I believe it's 6% on RottenTomatoes is well deserved.

And Detroit is 100% but casino is only 80%. How does anybody take it seriously

Did you fap?

This is something we should take advantage of, in fact, there should be porn of it. Let's have the shit fuck shit!

>what is judging every movie on its own, Alex?
Fucking RT brainlets.

>again with this thread.
do you have anything new to say about the movie

Do you have porn of this?

Detroit will fall as more reviews come in.

RT is not perfect but it is far better than IMDB ratings.

Fuck RT

Does it promote women? High ratings

Does it promote minorities? High ratings

Is it a retarded cartoon? High ratings

Is it a good fucking movie to watch? Meh......

You can't judge every movie on it's own because you can't see every movie. It's a good rough indicator. Netflix does a far better job because it's rankings are based on what you like.

how old is Patrick Stuart?

a 1978 Bugatti

It's like having a dabbing Hillary Clinton piss Fidget Spinners into your eyes level of pandering cancer.

Not during the movie, it made my dick shrivel up like a salted snail

In the name of every god man has ever worshipped I beg you not to!

Depends on what you ask

No. I don't WANT porn of this abomination

After extensive research I have found the long-awaited answer to this philosophical nightmare

77

My sources are as follows:
google.com

did it set up a sequel?

It seemed like they were trying to but the writers went rogue and tried to quarantine the story so it couldn't become a franchise.

I was the guy who wanted porn of this.

I went to Google. Porn of it excists. My Sup Forums faggots, spread this everywhere and start fapping.

I didn't believe it, but you're right. Now if you don't mind, I need to unload a round of shotgun shells into my computer to make up for the fact that I just googled "Emoji Movie Porn"
Thank you user for showing me how far we have sunk as a species.