Is Trump going to fuck Jeff Sessions? Or might Jeff Sessions in the end up fucking Donald Trump?

Is Trump going to fuck Jeff Sessions? Or might Jeff Sessions in the end up fucking Donald Trump?

That Alabama midget has powerful friends and they aren't having that shit.

>powerful friends

who? Jed Clampett and Jethro Bodine?

this might answer your question

I would like to watch session insert in of oddly shaped cock into Donald's oversized rectum. The sex would be interesting.

Since I'm not a nu pol cuck I'll try to give a coherent answer
>sad
>sure kid
JK

Trump wants him gone because he's used to yes men/things always going his way (because he did have it before)

Now do I believe sessions will quit, 90% no....he's not the "swamp" per se, if it was McConnell/Ryan and he hired them I'd say of course he's out of there
But sessions won't fuck trump over, because all bureaucrats care about legacy...especially a senator....however if sessions has integrity he knows that trump doesn't intend to deliver on the campaign rhetoric, healthcare reform (failed three times now) a wall, Wall Street out of D.C. .....so that's why sessions being the dumb nigger he is decides to fight a war on drugs/ms13 so he has something to do besides diddle his thumbs singing antebellum songs

But as far as it going for predicting what will come of the next 4 years idk....but a trump voter myself who's not blindly following hip like a lap dog t_d person I'd prefer him over pence because he might be kinda dumb but he's not a religious zealot, and only became a republican because of taxes/dumb rubes who vote red

Inb4 CTR/ incoherent ramblings...drunk atm

Just a trump voter who probably shouldn't have gone to pol ironic satire

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>But sessions won't fuck trump over

Sessions could fuck Trump over indirectly simply by being fired.

I ship it

My guess, is that they will drag this out as long as possible... Just like everything else all over the news. Russia, healthcare, twitter rants and gays.

As long as they don't have to talk about destroying net neutrality, which could be the single greatest travesty of our generation...

>dumb rubes who vote red
Like you?

Shit... 2020 confirmed end of the free internet

I don't understand the context of this one.

A stupid woman saying stupid things because she's stupid. Rural people shouldn't vote.

Nope I'm "west coast" elite liberal blah blah blah
Still Clinton might of had specific policy outlines....but you already knew who'd she owed favors to, trump was still uncertain whether he would pull the con artist shtick on his voters (which he has slowly)
>bannon proposed 40% income tax on 5million plus income earners
>if trump goes with the Goldman Jews and believes in the large curve then that should be the final straw for his supporters who at least aren't completely retarded

So sorry that I voted for the Cheeto man, but at least I'm not Infowars audience and believe he's been completely winning for 6 months

I love when people comment saying the right has more hotter/attractive/smarter people....anyone that myopic is like the people who believe Jesus will rise again and give eternal damnation to the libs

This MTV/comedy central blonde is pretty cute imo....as are most of Hollywood who are also left leaning vs makeup slags on fox and tomi laren types who'll flip and flop for the right salary, like Megan Kelly lol

I can't decide which is worse about her. How fat she is or her lazy eye.

Sounds like a gay thread

>like Megan Kelly

Yeah, that ex-Fox whipper-in really made a one 80.

All the Republican rattlesnakes have been rattling loudly at Darth Cheeto. But Darth Cheeto has Sith magic to protect him.

Sorry, but you were right. tl;dr/rambling
There might have been something accurate there, hard to tell.

>How fat she is or her lazy eye.

The lazy sunken down eye. She looks like Quasimodo.

Being fat/built like a linebacker
She can try to lose the weight but her bone structure, including face, prevents her from looking "feminine"

I can't think of famous chicks with fucked up eyes, but I'll take helping a 10/10 that needs corrective lenses over a cunt this ugly any day

Inb4 liberals judge based on looks not merit....well this cunt got her job on nepotism

I thought Trump loved hotties like heather over at the state department

one ugly bitch huh. fucking ugly ass trump followers everywhere.

soon

Thanks desu I tried

At least I didn't 404 the thread because as much as my side of the political spectrum advocates free speech (muh facts don't care about your feelings) they can't take a joke/deal with the hypocrisy of the religious conservatives/understand why people's dislike their myopic attitudes

Inb4 shill, I've been shunned by my own republican friends because I had an opinion that they didn't agree with

das raycis

>You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.

Someone has never been to the South.

cry more fagit

Ive seen beautiful conservative women (not trump voters/supporters though) however liberal women while much more promiscuous, in contemporary society appear to have the upper hand in terms of beauty/capacity to use makeup to hide acne

But the counts like this definitely make up the majority of the "basket of deplorables" even these conservative ideologues marry hot ((((liberal)))) women more often than not....I'm sure Clint Eastwood never married a single conservative women in his life/ticked them sure, but liberal women just seem to be hotter (anecdotal evidence)

Clint Eastwood has conversations with empty chairs.

That guy is frooty loops

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Naw dude. Southerners are all so nice and hospitable. They praise JEEZUS, so you know they are good people.
Just watch some country music videos, they know how to enjoy life!

Haha, go watch Infowars you retard...jones needs to sell snake oil
Or cernolisp/Shapiro/e celeb you're a cuck for

t. Same trump voter whose not cucked like nu pol kekistan larpers

>implying

Trump is suffering from dementia as can clearly be told by this quote.

fake news

Southern hospitality is a myth.

Yeah their nice because they a low order thinkers
Believing in god/Protestantism is why they pray for the gay to go away instead of understanding there are gays existing for millennia

>country music is gay as shit...inb4 liberal racemixer
Honestly there's got to be more white keep fa listening to hip hop than the race of people who manufacture it/same with meth and heroin hitting red states/bible belt/rust belt

In DC I saw Jerseyites trying to catch rare fish at the National Aquarium with their bare hands and bureaucrats acting like they were Eloi and everyone else were Morlocks.
At least, in the South, they'll put the shiv or the machete into you face-to-face, knowwhaddayamean yeah?

only if you're a nigger

>sad
>sure kid

Slaves built America
Slaves built the White House

Inb4 ACLU

I wish there was a whole board for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics. It would be awesome if it had flags and IDs too so you could see who was posting from where and keep track of conversations.

Or any quote.

sorry can hear you from the Oval Office

Slaves built the pyramids

There is such a board for those with incorrect viewpoints.

a Trump support group?

Divided, embattled Oval Office

and?

somad

Sup Forums is a containment board for those who buy tinfoil in bulk. You must be new here if you don't know this.

Effectively so, yes. We call it a containment board. Occasionally they slither out and come to Sup Forums because here they can pretend to be posting from the US without having to go through a VPN.

Restaurants and food trucks?

Can't hear Bannon over the Mooch.

>Anyone I disagree with shouldn't be allowed to vote

This is libtards in a nutshell.

At least you know user

Miss that show, too much teen mom to be brought back

and citizens of kekistan?

Self government is wasted on the rural trash. These are people more concerned with their next source of heroin and what's on WWE than they are with the future of the country, unless of course that future is WWE and heroin.

"Our ships have to be sailing all the same direction."
–Commendatore Michael Corleone

Is this season 2 or 3?

Season one has been a hell of a ride. You think the writers are out of stupid idead and then a Trump does/say something even more retarded.

Nice picture of India

well those rural trashes voted in their ruler.

why does the minority have more say.

Democracy faggot, but only when its goes to your favour i suppose

I mean, if they beat out the dems, imagine how much worse they'd be in power.

Can't even pass useful legislation

>southern hospitality

So says the redneck whose Republican Senate is currently planning on making boycotts of Israel punishable by a MINIMUM of five years in federal prision and a $250,000 fine.

tbf bhd was a good movie

The southern white trash ARE the minority. The only reason they did manage to vote their choice in is because the electoral college fives a disproportionate weight to the votes of the insignificant, backwater, podunk, impoverished, ass end of nowhere, more cornfields than people shithole flyover states.

>minority

just niggers being niggers.

Linkin Park and Soundgarden always bring the whitestest audiences.

>all that empty land

maybe the urban snowflakes should move to the country side

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Why would we? There's no economic opportunities for us. There's nothing of any significance in these backwater places to draw people there.

they real tweet is more autistic... why even photoshop a fake?

If trees could vote, that map might matter for shit.

Killairy Shillton lost

get over it

Checked mah nigga

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Those mother fuckers.

She won the popular vote. Embrace being a minority.

like winning a beauty pageant. no one gives a shit

how about competing in that one race that will get you into the white house

kek or she too stupid? kek

Hey, don't dis on American Sniper, it was a really good movie, though the book was way better.

Youre dumber than a bag of shit if you really think the us is a democracy cuck faggot. If it was Hillary would have won.

This

If only illegals could vote she would have

cant wait for liberals to do nothing again and whine when trump gets reelected for the third time

A movie based on a book based on the life of a proven liar.

Dont know if bait but you can clearly find an article with a good source quoting him saying that you dumbass.

Hey, faggot. Don't give a shit. You posted that pic and tried to suggest you bullshit.

I didn't vote for Hillary. After stealing the primary from Bernie, I decided 4 of the shittiest years ever will wake the democrats up.

If we survive Trump, there may never be another republican president again.

There's a TV show coming out next season that you're sure to love. It's all about those brave lads who kill an Osama bin-Laden imposter and women and children.

He murdered a bunch of people and didn't die, by American standards that makes him a hero.

Lmao you are shooked little man. Youre proud of whats going on with this administration that not only would you want him for a second term but you would vote for him a third time. Youre quite simply a fucking idiot. You can tell by how you are simpleminded enough to think that just cause someome isnt conservative they are automatocally liberal? Kys.

Um what? Lmao

:^)

let's see that map, but weighted with population density.

[spoiler/]it still shows Trump as president

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