How do you clean up after you fap?

How do you clean up after you fap?

if you fap you are a gay

Eat it. It i used lube i will wash my hand off

I just let it dry where it lands

Rub it in let it dry shower later

> > tuck your dick in your pants, wipe off your hand, and you're done

I don't.

psh I bet you guys dont even do big cums

Cum in toilet paper. Just got to throw it away and no mess!

I rub it on my balls and asshole and let it dry. I'll wash it off later when I shower.

cum makes my skin red and itchy, am I allergic to my own cum?

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Normally next to the swings

toilet paper but ive been running low on it lol

That's interesting. Cum makes the head of my cock get red and irritated. I know because I once pulled my foreskin closed and taped it with medical tape. Then I came inside it and left the cum in there for a bit. Felt so good and nasty until after like a minute when it started irritating like hell and I had to remove the tape and wash off the cum.
Since it's possible to be allergic to dog semen (can be fatal I've read), I guess it might be possible for certain body parts to be "allergic" to human semen.

I often just eat my cum like in the gif or ill just cup my hand and lick it out. Cum tastes too good to waste lol

lick dat shit up boiiiiii

I cum in the toilet.

I eat it. Fast, Easy, Clean.

Not.

Jizz in a bottle then pour it into the toilet when I go to take a piss a few minutes later. Rinse out the bottle while I'm there.
No fuss.
If I don't have access to that then or

>you fap?

stopped reading right there

I cum in my own mouth so I dont make a mess

That's for her to figure out when she wakes up with a strangers jizz all over her face. Not my fucking problem nigger

>fap through pants
>blow load in underwear
>continue about your day like nothing happened

Press fingers hard on pipe right at the base of my cock.
Hold it tight until orgasm and 'cumming' finish.
Place cock in boxers with foreskin pulled back.
Dribble a little in boxers

the fuck is wrong with you?

Like a hobo you mean.

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I just clean my hand on my boxer and balls, then I go and wash my hands

My balls are the smoothest part of my body

no one uses tissue?

My GF goes to the bathroom to drain her pussy of my semen.

Most of us do. Or we get laid. I don't think this thread is for normies tho

sick digits

leave it to dry on the floor

I never asked my mom how she cleaned it

towel

WITNESSED
Also thats hot

We wouldn't be on Sup Forums if there wasn't something wrong with us all, my friend.

Cum in the gallon milk container in the fridge. No clean up.

Only real way to clean up.

how do you get more than 2 squirts out?

I cum in the pringles can I masturbate with like everyone else. Why the fuck wouldn't I finish there?

Easy, i just don't cum...

Fapping is for degenerates

if i don't have tissues near me i use the dirty ones on the bin

From one autist to another, you gotta step up your b8 game. No disrespect fam

Daam fam

I can autofellate, so I always cum directly into my mouth. no cleanup necessary.

Do you ever say the sentence "I suck my own cock" or do you always dress it up with cute words like that

I dont

or the shower

What the fuck!!!! That load size is amazing. How in the hell?

yeah its fun haaha

Use a spaff rag

Tissue/TP, but if I cbf getting any I just squeeze my thighs together real tight and I don't ejaculate. Alternatively you can use your finger to push on your perineum hard for same effect. Virtually same orgasm, less mess.

I also wanna know how? Is this what happens if you "just let it run"?

I was looking for this.

I CUM IN MY GARBAGE BIN, NO CLEANING REQUIRED.

Flush the toilet

Cum in a fucking napkin you goddamn degenerate

I'm 100% serious just clam the top of your legs together and tense as you orgasm, you don't fire everywhere

Tell your mom to was her face

I wipe with a sock and fall asleep

Enjoy your UTI

i keep a cup in my desk and i just cum in it, wash it when i go to bed

I use a warm wash cloth and than I wash my hands

throw it at the wall

This huy is not even trolling, it happens to me too, weird but real, well to avoid doing a mess and clean later i just grab a napking and put it on my dickhead in the instant when im cumming.

I ues a dead baby to clean up my cum.

Basically i spunk onto a ball that rolls down a tube and hits a domino setting off a chain reaction that leads to the switch at the bottom of my kettle the water boils and the steam sends a piece of tissue flying up over the area i spunked on and then i just wipe it

recycle it

or you could just leave it overnight and have yogurt for breakfast when you get up

Catch as much as I can with my mouth. Use the guest towel to clean up the rest.

Cum in my hand than lick it up normally. I figured if my girlfriend swallows my load I should too.

it dries and stains the cup : (

Let my dog lap it up. He seems to enjoy it

I fap with a Fleshlight. No cleanup required!

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cup a paper towel over the end of your dick you fucking degenerate

Come on guys. Get your act together.

I've done enough kegals that I can tense my pelvic floor and prevent ejaculation. No clean up.

Fun fact if you ingest sperm it turns into estrogen because It was literally made for females, so unless your trying to become a cute trap be careful how often and how much you eat your own cum

But if they're in use then the slide.

I've noticed if I ever cum in my pants my underwear gets little bits of it eaten away. Is my sperm toxic?

Except for the fleshlight right? And your dick and the surounding area. Yeah basicly no clean up.

Fuck.

Your sperm has acid-like properties which is why it burns when girls gets in their eyes.

don't use the word "fap" - it's stupid and makes you sound like a child.

You are both idiots.

>Also sperm is basic not acidic. It has a basic buffer to survive in the acidic environment of the vagina.

Fucking virgins.

Seriously don't do It unless your gay, want to be a trap, or both.

>Cleaning up after you fap
I don't understand. Do you just let It loose all over the place like a retard?

i cum on my daugther

Can anyone confirm???

story.

"inside pants"
"outside shirts"

holy fuck this is the funniest shit

i don't

Ahahahhaha fucking weird ass faggot thinking you're not gay while you actually eat cum. Wow

checkt

i usually just smear it all over my face
it helps maintain a younger appearance