Cooking my spaghetti for dinner

Cooking my spaghetti for dinner.

Thats right - I broke it in half first.

I know this upsets some of you.

Bite me, faggots.

I break them i half too
>why cook 1 half then the other?

At first I thought the picture was of two uncircumcised alien cocks pissing out sticks.

>not breaking it in thirds
>2017

who wouldn't do this? Makes the pasta more manageable

Spaghetti is shit-tierest pasta, though

I do it too.

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In thirds?
Intrigued is me ...

But the first half goes soft enough to bend after like 10 seconds. So you can just push it down into the pot

Believe it or not, there are some people who are very autistic about this - insisting that the spaghetti must remain unbroken.

Why are you seeking our negative attention?
Are you so attention starved that even negative attention will do?

It stops being spaghetti once you break it though.
If you want short pasta, buy short pasta.

The spaghetti
Remains unbroken
By and by Lord
By and by

You absolute madman.

>Spaghetti
>Not sweet and spicy mango chilli chicken over rice with a celery cream Curry and hungarian paprika and chilli soy sauce
Get on my level you uncultured garbage swine.

The sell short spaghetti

I'm italian and we do break them

Smoke a cock.

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Then get that, why buy the long spaghetti if you don't like it like it is.

>buy long pasta
>herp how will I cook and eat this?
>need all of my food to be in bitesize pieces derp
>can't wait ten seconds for the spaghetti to soften and sink into the water
>now I can just eat the fragments with a spoon clasped in my hamfist
>wake up tomorrow and shit out micro-spaghetti all over my dad's bed

I find your little lie rather adorable. Are you adorable? No homo, of course.

>2017
>not cooking penne for every pasta dish

>eating w/e europoor garbage you posted
why lvie

>not linguine
It's like you don't even want to enjoy life OP

Cavatappi is far better at holding sauces both thin and chunky

>eating steak for every meal
>dying of bowel cancer at 45
>muh carbon footprint
>muh constant meat sweats and body odour
Nice country, you redneck scum.

>I'm so American, that I American't recognize what sounds like a nice dish when I read about it.
Those steaks do look nice, but you guys didn't invent grilling steak.

aint care

also Argentina(not white) eats more beef than any nation on earth

>meat sweats

kekky

>Bite me, faggots.

stopped reading right there

Currys are shit same with mango/coconut shit

Hungarian paprika is very nice

Just not into poo in it food

>the last words of the post
>stopped reading
no shit user

I bet you rinse off the spaghetti when it's done, too.

If you make your own curry, why would there be poo in it?

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That's gross why?

Veganism is just another extreme American diet. It is no more or less retarded than people who listed to 300-pound Dr. Atkins tell them that it was okay to eat bacon and cheese all day. It is no more or less retarded than the current "keto" dumbfucks who melt butter into their coffee. It is all about moderation and moving your body. I agree that a 16oz steak is not moderation.

>has an extremely under-developed palette
>only eats plain food like a fussy child
>brags about his lack of taste

You'd probably like chicken nuggets too, user.

poo in loo = indians

Also if making chicken you should use thighs pretty much only and grill it with a heavy Latin spice rub splash some beer on it while its grilling and you will have the best chicken you have ever had

How did you know?

Captcha: GRANT MURICA

Non si rompono gli spaghetti faggot

I steak that is cooked correctly with some nice potatoes and mushroom gravy is an amazing meal.
stewed chicken over a bit of rice with some sides is pretty basic bitch to me

Who said anything about veganism? I eat meat a couple of times a week. But I don't go around telling people that steak is the only good food.

Completely agree it's about moderation and variety. Luckily, I like 99% of food, healthy and unhealthy. So I naturally find a balance.

I like making curries though, they also don't only come from India.
Your way of grilling chicken legs is nice though, I've done that before.
Why are you being so absolutist about where your recipes originate from?

>spice rub
>grill chicken
>splash beer on it
>me good chef
>me no like foreign food
>me beat chest and grunt
I bet you are morally opposed to cutlery and napkins as well.

>Curry -a dish of meat, vegetables, etc., cooked in an Indian-style sauce of strong spices and turmeric and typically served with rice.
Thats why
Curry is almos exclusive to indian food. At least in america it always associated with it.

Lenny's?

It's not gross, it's just fucking pointless. Literally why would you do it?

At the most, your sauce will stick better and your pasta will taste mildly better if you DON'T rinse.

More likely, it will make no difference whatsoever.

What the fuck is the logic behind rinsing cooked pasta?

i get it!

There is also chinese curry, vietnamese curry, korean curry and many more.
Also please refrain from showing me more biscuits and gravy, that stuff is impossible to get here in Denmark and that fact hurts me.

Depending on what you are eating sure
Texas BBQ? No plates needed just some white bread and napkins is all

>not making your own B&G
>being this helpless

Captcha: fresno brentford

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If you're nit OCD and u know it, break your spaghetti da da da

Make it home made
Make a basic roux(equal flour and butter)
Brown up some spicy breakfast sausage in separate pan or before making roux
Wisk in milk and bring to boil it will thicken
Add a bit of salt to taste and a SHIT ton of pepper if you think its enough double it.
Make biscuits or you can serve it on toast which is called shit on a shingle

>why do you care where a recipe comes from
>because it's Indian
>that's why
Nice answer you backward Ameritard. Have fun denying yourself 90% of the good food in the world because the American baby Jesus didn't cook it on the grill for you.

Try not to lose your Bud Light in your fat rolls.

It was jamaican curry

>wah

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I had thai food yesterday and italian food today
da fuck you saying?
I rarely eat "american" food when I go out to eat.

kek

It's not a common dish here user, getting it right without going out and testing different versions at different restaurants is rather hard.
I know how to make it myself, but its going to be well nigh impossible to get something as good as what I tried in a reservation hotel in Arizona.
They had basically made a hybrid between eggs benedict and biscuits and gravy.

>being this incapable of expressing a thought or opinion
>land of the herp, home of the derp

>reservation hotel in Arizona
Nice I am from AZ
I make a nice huevos ranchero and serve it with biscuits and gravy
I think the main issue you will have is getting breakfast style sausage even harder is the spicy version sold by jimmy dean

Dont forget to tell them to eat with their shit covered hand, shitskin.

I literally just repeated your own thought process back you you.

>why are you so absolutist about where your recipes come from
>because it's Indian
>that's why

You ruled out every food stewed in spices because 'hurr it's foreign durr'.

You also implied everythign other than steak was 'europoorI literally just repeated your own thought process back you you.

>why are you so absolutist about where your recipes come from
>because it's Indian
>that's why

You ruled out every food stewed in spices because 'hurr it's foreign durr'.

If youI literally just repeated your own thought process back you you.

>why are you so absolutist about where your recipes come from
>because it's Indian
>that's why

You ruled out every food stewed in spices because 'hurr it's foreign durr'.

If you have a better reason, go ahead and type it out.

eat your spaghetti broken,
gripping the fork less tight

garllllllicccc bread,
to get me fed

that's nnnnnotttt my brand..
of pasta sauce
you know this man

Yeah we don't really get your type of sausages over here.
I really enjoyed my time in AZ, I bought this book on minerals/rocks and a nice silver Kokopelli necklace there.

You wish a you had a shit covered hand to eat with to spice up that white bread and mayo sandwich with. Go eat a Graham cracker with some warm milk and go to bed it's past your bedtime

Curry is specific to a dish mainly spiced with yellow paste which is tumeric based.
You can call other shit similar to curry as a curry but us dumb americans wont know what the fuck you are talking about.
We would probably call it a stew or sauce or braise

Beef stew is not a curry nor is bolognese sauce for spaghetti

The curry describe hereSounds like a very typical indian style curry which is served over rice and probably uses coconut milk as the liquid base.
I know its not europoor based but europoors love curry these days same with kebab shops.
Neither of which are seen anyway in america. We have a few indian resturants but they are not curry shacks as they sell naam bread and many other things besides poo curry.
Tiki chicken is pretty nice if its done right but in generally curries are shit tier or is it poo tier?

You shall NEVER cook spaghetti again.

it starts with.. water..
I don't know why..

oh yes I do.. without it,
the spaghetti would fry.

keep that in mind, I designed this recipe to taste pretty fine..

all.. I.. know..

a good boil is a much needed thing..
watch the noodles soften as the heat does its thing..

what it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when.. I cooked so hard.. and got so far.. in the end.. I accidentally spilled the noodles..

I had to clean.. the mess from the fall..

in the end.. my cooking didn't matter..

>spaghetti
Get on my level of pasta.
God tier
Pic related

>Kokopelli necklace
Indian reservation? Which one?

Don't tell me how to grill boy. You looking for an ass kicking? Cause I'll give ya one I tell you hwat.

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We also have naan* bread over here user, why are you assuming a bunch of shit about other countries while asserting your own superiority?
Don't you have some personal feats to be proud of?

It is alright, hope your dinner will be tasty OP

First off you dont use propane or propane accessorizes

I like noodles in my chili and im not ashamed of it

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Bet you are indian
I can feel it... Only indians get this butthurt over nothing

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table for 4 @ 8pm Friday at Dorsia

Oh shit user, it has been years ago since I was there, I can't remember the name of the place.
I do remember our first interaction with the locals though. We had just driven into the area and wanted to do a diy lunch in a park or something, so we went to a big grocery store.
We were literally the only white people there, it was like being a horse in a zebra fold.
They seemed rather nice though, after a first glance and them hearing us speak in our native tongue, they generally just smiled at us and went about their own business.

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I'm danish user.
I just resent people who think their own farts smell nice.

as do i

we don't have people shitting in front of the restaurants though. would violate all sorts of health codes.

then it's not chilly, it's a casserole. nice try

This.

only in India would so many people be proud of being scammers.

How close to the main city was it
4 corners area has a lot of res land but nothing else around
Sounds like it might have been salt river indian which is basically in the city and has a few casinos

I hate you OP.

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Because people shit in the streets here in Europe right?
It's not like we've had plumbing way before your country was even an idea.
I was rather close to 4 corners, that was where I bought my souvenirs.
It was basically a hotel surrounded by desert.

Your first post was talking shit about spaghetti and how its uncultured
It seems someone might need a look in the mirror

It was rather*