Eternal /trb/

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1st for everyone will get shit intakes this season.

2016 is the year where legends die.
2017 is the year where memes die.

/Qt/s edition

Its too early for feels hour

It is now.

Isn't that every season?

/ICBINB/ edition

I was in the hospital the other day because I gave myself a concussion and I told the nurse about my Lithuanian doctor. She made a face. I think she was impressed.

I'm glad that you finally accepted your nickname famalamalam
Is the bad weather treating you well?
He is not a doctor yet though

'yes'

I can get behind this.

I'd be an MD tomorrow if this was the US

HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG GOD DAMN
I'd get behind you cutie

>stealing Macca's gimmick

moar qts

>Is the bad weather treating you well?
Had to dodge some fallen trees with my car.

You'd better steal that diploma matey because you're never finishing.
I don't want to get banned in this board in which I barely post anymore
Sounds fun to be desu

/lgc/ edition

Get the weather sorted lads, we are running short on lettuce

Don't look at me I went to the beach this morning

'ok'

HE WAS WORTH MILLIONS YOU IDIOT

WE COULD'VE TURNED PROFESSIONAL FROM HIS SALE

yeah but the chairman wants to buy that car now

I'm gonna make sure this cunt doesn't win the next election

Well that's just embarrassing, the turn isn't even that rough.

What are the main differences between CM(D) and BWM?

I usually use CM(D) paired with a DLP(S) but it's so hard to find players with full green circle for the role.

CMD holds position more in the middle BWM runs all over the place closing down

A CMD will sit in defense in the middle of the pitch, controlling his area.

A BWM will run at the ball in defense, no matter where it goes, looking to kill whomever has possession.

>tfw marchetta is slang for masturbate
noice

That's what he gets to do for the next 45 minutes, I guess.

wew
>defending

So by using a CM(D) + DLP(S) i have two players holding the midfield right? Is that too passive?

Should i leave only the DLP to hold and have a BWM closing down?

>mfw italy in final
choke incoming
also
>paraguay

do cup runs give you much rep gain?

fucker stole a beautiful lobbed goal from my striker

Lot worse positions to be, I guess. Wish my car wasn't so shit.

>1st for everyone will get shit intakes this season.
Not really

Although it hardly matters because by the time they come of age the team will be too good for them

How is he not a centre back with these stats? Such a waste.

>stats

Defensive winger.

>5'8

About to embark on the world cup, Canada 2038. My best centre back at club and country retired from internationals a year ago and has rejected the call-up. I made him what he is. He's dead to me. Cunt.

>not appreciating both the challenge and the autism-pleasing round number of caps

it's habbening
>inb4 posting mid match

This guy has the worst agent ever. He's been a year without a club. Despite being really good, good personality, a current international, and worldwide rep. 25 years old and he's almost made as many international appearances as club appearances. Gotta be dropped.

not now please

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??????

Is it normal that my players LITERALLY can't throw the ball to their own team?

Why did you let him go

get memed

I'm the England manager m80, I signed him as a 16 year old and left him as an 18 year old. He's only made 21 more appearances since I left the club.

>pastafags

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well goddamn

3070 holy fuck

>Bolivia making a Ro16

Impressive

this one goes down as the greatest choke in history.

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>Gaggero choking

>two last minute goals in world cup final
Post Arrúa.

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This is just sad, I would have just uninstalled the game at this point.

>posting mad mitch

Need an angry face of yours to complete this meme

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here you go

Is that Ryan Giggs?

ok, just got a pressconf question about this lad's "poor recent performances letting the team down"

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If Ryan Giggs were Spanish and liked weed

not sure if bug or some journo's mad at me

maybe your manager is getting gang stalked

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DLP(S) isn't a pure holding role. CM(D) still closes down quite a bit, it's simply not as brainless as a BWM in doing so.

Are those things not true about Ryan Giggs? I have been mislead.

qt af

Guys wtf help me.

I start all these great fucking saves but get bored of them after 1 year. Sometimes even after like 3 ingame months. How do you stay comitted to a save for a long period? don't think i've ever played a save for more than 2 seasons and I fucking hate it.

Maybe it would be fixed if I play with the team that I support but their ratings are all retarded so I have to wait for the update.

morzo what happened to your flag?

Is the drought finally over? I was afraid I'd get sacked desu

PS: In the game that we lost 6-3, we were up 0-3 at halftime and I told my players to not get complacent

>Play a save for 2 seasons
>End up winning La Copa del Rey with Villarreal
>quarter final exit in the champions
>hint at a possible move to a different club
>Everything in the save goes to shit and all my players hate me
>Start a new save

Every fucking time.

1. don't cheat - it kills interest
2. have a long term goal
3. make sure long term goal is possible
4. play on key or no highlights in lower leagues
5. don't log off for the night right after the transfer window

yeah it fucking sucks.

wat

>5. don't log off for the night right after the transfer window

You probably have a point here, transfers are imo the most fun part of the game. I also hate it when you have no money and that makes me lose interest aswell.

>2. have a long term goal

I usually do, for example I started with Real Sociedad and my goal was to eventually cement a top 4 place in the league with no more than 25% foreign players but when I fuck 1 thing up I just lose interest.

>5. don't log off for the night right after the transfer window
???

>don't log off for the night right after the transfer window

I've been making this mistake for years, fuck me.

Just keep as interested as possible, Pick a team that you admire/support the most.

>my goal was to eventually cement a top 4 place in the league with no more than 25% foreign players
>Sociedad
That's piss easy, that's at best a mid-term goal.

You open up the game and realise you have an entire new season to play and can't be fucked to do it and never play again.

I've killed like 4 saves this way.

kinda hard to do within 2 seasons though because that is when i quit

>score 5 goals
>lose
>the city of togo

That's why it's a mid-term goal. Short-term would be one to two seasons.

Long term goal should be winning the Champions League with a team from the lowest division in the Faroe Islands.

>wins wc after the greatest choke in history©
>retires
he's probably done with football, he has peaked.

5 goals on Ivory Coast is pretty impressive

Tell me he's not the GOAT of all time.

Its CHAN so you can only use players in the Ivory Coast league

Have regens that you want to see develop over the years.

allright, give me a good one (team included). I'll try to play for atleast 4 seasons.