sup Sup Forums any ways to fuck up/screw with someones house?
>inb4 its ilegal
Sup Sup Forums any ways to fuck up/screw with someones house?
Set it on fire
Toilet paper every house in the neighborhood except for theirs
paint balloon
Cum in all their food and piss and shit on all their furniture and belongings
>Break in
>slash your throat
>run around the place squirting blood everywhere till you pass out
Good thinking but too juvenile
Instead of tp use a molotof cocktail
Don't know where you live but here in the UK. outside everyones house on the pavement there's a small metal access hatch either round or square between 5-7 inches across. Under this is about 1-2 foot below this is a tap that controls water to the house. Don't turn it off, just turn it down very low.
Clog pipes by shoving stuff down it like hair.
buy garden gnomes
break into house
place 1 garden gnome around the house every few weeks
Not in the UK but someone randomly did it to my freind and he only figured out when he tried to shower
The key is to not turn it off. Some people don't know it even exists especially students and millenials so they think there must be a leak somewhere or that the power shower is broken
also replace all their family photos with someone elses family
Weed killer on lawn and plants
Put a mattress in their pool it will take a crane to get it out out
Steal one sock from every pair
Mow their lawn, that'll show em.
throw eggs like its the 90's
You're fucking retarded
What if a crazy person lives there...
And they catch you
are you dumb, just blow dry it and pick it up
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how is this wrong, you take the wet object and dry it
Newfags takes a crane to get it out is copypasta
thats what im saying, just dry it a bit
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>copypasta
>newfag
I'ts not a copypasta, nor does it have anything to do with this site, just a random fake fact that went around a few years ago as a way to test how fast information can be spread around a country