/NFL/ General: SUPERB OWL EDITION

NE:Patriots expect Brady to play 3-5 more years
FA:Falcons could pursue Kelly if LaFleur bolts
MIN:Schefter: Cowboys an 'option' for Peterson
ATL:Matt Schaub could follow Shanahan to SF
DEN:Ware 'leaving door open for return' to Dallas
NE:Michael Floyd expected to be inactive for SB51
PIT:AB 'frequently ran the wrong patterns' in 2016
DAL:Schefter: Tony Romo has no plans to retire
ATL:Julio Jones may need offseason toe surgery
ATL:Uncertain how long Mack (fibula) lasts in SB51
SD:Tomlinson headlines 2017 Hall of Fame class
ATL:Matt Ryan wins MVP, Offensive Player of Year

>cowboys an option for Peterson

How delusional is that idiot

rev up those apologies

>TFW casuals from all other boards will shitpost with us

feels good

>PIT:AB 'frequently ran the wrong patterns' in 2016

Wouldn't even surprise me.
As a Steelers fan, I'm terribly conflicted.
Guys like AB and Leveon are great players, but man are they fuckheads.
This used to be an organization about winning with class.

Fifth post for Brady's fifth ring.

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I don't like football all that much but I want the Patriots to lose because of Bradyfags.

If by patterns they mean routes, LB and AB are good. What the hell do you mean?

It's super bowl sunday and there are 94 divegrass threads on Sup Forums.

Why are you guys making 94 threads to bump this fucking garbage off?

>nfl memes

When is the actual kick off? 7PM?

I need the over/under on how many times Shannon Sharpe is going to correct himself saying TOs name

I mean primadonna little shits that do shit like fail multiple drug tests and chimp out on Facebook and get rape charges brought against them.
I miss Bill Cowher.

Are you guys ready for the Sup Forums super bowl threads?

anyone know where I can stream the game? I'm a poorfag without tv but i have good internet

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>its going to be a buck/aikman superbowl

>INB4 Lady Gaga takes a knee while singing the anthem

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oh ok my bad senpai

Fuck Tom Brady

he was tucking it :)

Explain the snow plow then

Discord?

the ball was not in play. he was just a random overzealous fan

Fucking wasted

>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 50m50 minutes ago
>#Patriots will look to extend QB Tom Brady next offseason, source says. Clear indication they believe his proclamation to play into his 40s.

wtff

> He's watching the Super Bowl all by himself!

Please tell me this doesn't apply to any of you

All the other boards are gay

RAIDNIGGERS BTFO

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Yes

That was so fucking gay, I swear some people only watch for the Halftime show

>0 Touchdowns

I had a nightmare that Matt Ryan got sacked so hard he passed away and everyone was crying except for Drumpf who used it as a ploy to say "He's a quitter" I woke up literally shaking

I WANT OFF MR BRADY'S WILD RIDE

No. I hired an escort off of craigslist to come watch it with me after my friends said they couldn't go to Buffalo Wild Wings with me.

So what is """""she""""" going to do during the halftime show Sup Forums?

D12 - Quitter

post pics

>Dopey Matt Ryan choked when his team and city needed him most. Pull federal funds from Atlanta? Sad!

In going to enjoy this since the patriots wont even get one touchdown. They probably only get like 3 or 4 field goals AT THE MOST.

Be ready to see Tom Brady cry when he gets obliterated 31-9

Kek

Show her brand new vagina to the world after her treatments finally finish

Apologize.
N O W
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Luckily Milana and I are snuggling up to watch the game at my place. ;^)

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>February 2021
>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants to win his 7th super bowl then retires as the greatest champion to ever play the game
How bootyblasted is Sup Forums at that point

>Patriots expect Brady to play 3-5 more years
It just isn't fair.

>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants
Nah man

WHY WON'T HE RETIRE

Eli will be gone by then.

>Tom Brady defeats the NY Giants
I take it Eli's already retired by then because that fucking memer will always find ways to beat them.

This owl will be more boring than the halftime show

He's a narrow guy.

Who should I bet my $15 on?

>mfw brady scores 40 touchdowns and the falcucks don't get a single point
>mfw this game solidifies brady as the all time GOAT and all you low test libs can do is cry about it

>Drone caught flying over Falcons practice before game vs. Patriots

First the missing gameplan and now this?

Falcons stun Patriots on a Game winning field goal. 24-21

Cap this

Just 24 points?

nope belicheat does it again! how does he keep getting away with it?

Lady Gaga doesn't directly mention anything about Trump, but does convey a big message about love and acceptance.

This. Falcons drive down the field with 25 seconds on the clock. They set up for a 59 yard FG with time expiring and Matt Bryant nails it right down the middle for ATL's first SB win.

Search your heart. You know it to be true.

>live in tampa
>see multiple people wearing falcons jerseys at the grocery store

some*

GO PATS

google
"r nfl streams"

Patriots win. The win is later vacated because they exceeded league practice time limits by 2 seconds. Brady is suspended 8 games.

Apart from the rules of the game, I know fuck all about NFL and have managed to successful back the losing team for every Superbowl I've watched, so put all your money on the Patriots winning now

Wings are the most pleb football food.

Prove me wrong, you utter faggots.

Probably something about white people being evil and that any woman who doesn't abort their baby is a literal nazi

SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL KIL L YOU

You must get store bought wings

Has a super bowl ever been delayed?

Only thing I can think of was when the lights went out in the super dome

Guys, how BTFOed will Sup Forums be if ponies show up again?

ponies?

Do people unironically watch NASCAR?

It'll be the movie trailer.

What are the odds of Lady Goy Goy doing some nigger lives matter / anti-Trump shtick?

Besides Matt winning his first Owl, this is the dream scenario

What ponies?

>ATL:Matt Schaub could follow Shanahan to SF

VERY HIGH.

Don't forget that nigger Beyonce pulled some black power shit last SB.

I don't have the screencap, and I don't want to post the 2 second gif to get banned.
MLP got featured in the rally commercial, all wearing Colts stuff. Sup Forums collectively lost their minds and /mlp/ came to laugh

>beat inconsistent seahawks team and one dimensional Packers team
>all of a sudden you have a defense that will hold Brady to 21
both defenses are pretty overrated desu, Pats with muh #1 defense against scrubs and the Falcons looking elite against busted up teams in the postseason. It should be high scoring because neither defense can beat the offenses they're facing.

My guess is anti-Trump. Maybe something with the women's march.

It was really brief, but I imagine alot of bants at clotsfags

fucking casuals

and the colts have been a mess since that commercial aired

unimaginably
Only shame is that it wasn't the broncos

I'm never alone so long as I have my friends on Sup Forums!

I remember seeing that at a super bowl party and cringing up so fucking hard. Nobody cared there because you know normies and it was like 2 seconds. But fuck dude. First thing I thought was "the thread just exploded didn't it"

>Mack functionally disabled

goddamn it, Patriots luck there way to another championship

You ready to see Brady win his fifth?
>Matt Cryan

how come julio has been questionable every week since like week 15 but always plays anyway?

>Matt Cryan

I thought you were a cowboys fan?
>cowcucks showing their true nature

well the Pats are missing their biggest offensive threat so...yeah, injuries happen at least he gets to play for a bit

I have Pats 35-31, with that field goal coming from inside the 10.

He is giving everything he's got
Seems like every season he's had has been pissed away because of sitting out with small injury. Now or never, Julio