In this thread, Sup Forums runs a resturaunt

In this thread, Sup Forums runs a resturaunt

I'm sorry, we don't serve negros.

and we had to close down 2 hours after our grand opening due to the semen content in every dish we served.

jars of spaghetti are todays special

What's the apps

I need 12 orders of mom's spaghetti ASAP, where the FUCK is Randy?! Is he masturbating in the freezer again?!

Who the fuck keeps cleaning the dishes with his cumrag

IT'S FUCKING RAW

"Terribly sorry sir, but it appears that we are all sold out of dubs."

I found a pube hair in my steak

One chocolate milk for table 14, PLEASE be careful this time

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JARED! Newfags are coming! Man the bar and I'll seat them... oh god... there's dozens.. God help us.

I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'll get you the pube hair salmon that you ordered.

You mean I need to COOK for all these newfags?

*ding* ORDER UP

I've hired a few lolis to help out in the kitchen

JESUS FUCK RANDY, YOU JUST SERVED THAT TO THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!

oh... he wanted the black sausage instead, right user?

I SAID KOSHER YOU MESCHLEKLE GOY

wow everyone keeps ordering this.

do you guys deliver?

yes :-)

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shut up fags we only serve plain

*The whole restaurant catches on fire*

Speaking of it catching on fire. Yesterday I saw a massive cloud of black smoke coming from a warehouse. It looked almost like a single storm cloud off in the distance.

This was an inside job.