Superb Owl Greentext Story time, your typical Superb Owl Party:

Superb Owl Greentext Story time, your typical Superb Owl Party:

>ppl arrive 2-3 hours before the game
>ppl are already buzed by the time the game starts
>your friend that is hosting tries to order pizzas 10 min before halftime (2 hour delivery time at this point)
>ppl watching for only the commercials
>the memfest which is the halftime show comes on
>girls want to leave at 3rd quarter
>bros start to argue about which commercial was the best
>pizza finally arrives 2 min before game ends
>girls sleeping on couch by the time the game endsm while bros are having arm wrestling matches
>dread going to work the next day because of the extreme beer shits you will have from the amount of beers you drank and all that cheezy food you ate

all i wanted was some funny stories to read :(

> People invested in the game
> Everyone brought lots of snacks and we eat and play board games before it starts
> Plenty of various liquors and real food to last us through the night.
> Halftime is for smoking or another board game
> Fun is had by all. Nobody talks about commercials for longer than ten seconds after they end.

>girls want to leave at the start of the third
REEEEEEEE
I love my fiance but she is not allowed to come. This means her driving me an hour to a childhood friends house driving an hour back then making the same trip at midnight so I dont drive drunk. Other girls will be there sure but footbal is not a thing we enjoy as a couple. This is a thing I enjoy and she does not. And thats fine. Too many couples try to jam their significant other into every moment of their lives its cringeworthy

I bring my wife but I legit do not talk or interact with her at all

>be me
>go to some stupid superbowl party my friend invited me to but i dont even like hand egg
>i bring some mikes hards because all my friends drink is yeungling and beer tastse like piss
>2 1/2 mikes down before the end of the first half, feeling pretty wasted
>start talking to this 9/10 asian girl that was one of my friends dates, he was paying attention to the game and not her
>we hit it off, head upstairs
>you know the rest ;) come downstairs, we missed the whole halftime show, 3rd quarter aleady started
>friend that brought the girl says "oh hey didnt notice you guys were gone... what were you doing?"
>"heh... don't worry about it" and gave him a devilish smirk then slammed down the other half of my 3rd mikes

though it was gonna be a shitty time but ended up great

Yeungling is a fantastic beer for the price. I miss it they dont have it here

>game starts at 1 am
>I'm alone in my room drinking water and eating a sandwich
>Go for a cig at the end of each quarter
>Wonder what went wrong in my life and why I can't fix myself
>Game end
>Tom Brady won again just to mock me as a failure of human being
>Go to sleep at 6am

This is masterfully crafted

>gf is driving, she doesn't drink
>I'm bringing the finest beers New England has to offer
>Already took the day off tomorrow
>Will be making a ton of money on props throughout the night

This will be glorious

unless Pats lose then fuck everything

give examples of finest beers if you don't mind

>mfw i found out super bowl parties were predominantly about the adverts

>2 1/2 mikes down before the end of the first half, feeling pretty wasted
Wtf? Do you weigh like 85 lbs?

Sam adams

Your friends are faggots

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Beer is for fags.

Water master race.

>your friend that is hosting tries to order pizzas 10 min before halftime (2 hour delivery time at this point)
Good, fuck you.

kek enjoy your dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.

I like that glass design.

>calls others fags
>smokes weed