/heem/: korean zombie edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Andrade wants title shot now
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/jessica-andrade-declares-herself-invicta-fc-champ-ready-to-unify-belts-against-jedrzejczyk

>UFC to return to Korea
mmafighting.com/2017/2/5/14513512/dana-white-korean-zombies-win-at-ufc-fight-night-104-sealed-the-deal-for-ufcs-return-to-korea

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spergOP is god

lol no,seriously you 196'ers need to learn about fighting.

Kek Stann going ape shit in the background

hello spergOP

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youtube.com/watch?v=iFQsMl1cujg
Valentina Shevchenko loves *BRAAAAAPPPPP*

how has your day been, netherlands

What a fucking autist

I feel like I got heemed

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten, never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy. wen day is dark alway rember happy day.

Why don't you put this in your OP's instead, solid advice

did anyone won zee picks?

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He relies on his chin way too fucking much just like most Koreans

where you think his nickname comes from

Good chins is the one thing they have going for them. Japs and Chinks too

what the fuck is this LOL
youtube.com/watch?v=xMQTr3bRN3E

>tfw FN 104 was actually spicy af

Fighters who wouldn't fall for Conor's mental assault

>Stephen Thompson
>Tyron Woodley
>Dominick Cruz
>Sage Northcutt
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>RDA
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Max Holloway
>Anthony Pettis
>Cody Garbrandt
>Frankie Edgar
>Mike Perry
>Jeremy Stephens
>Donald Cerrone
>Jorge Masvidal
>Robby Lawler
>GSP

Tony, Max, Pettis, and Masvidal would definitely crack at the press conferences

>>Jeremy Stephens

WHO

Khabib, Thompson, GSP, and Lawler are the only valid options on that list

How does heem refers to blitzkriging, turbo manlets such as Lineker, Anrade, etc?

only:
khabib
cruz
diaz brothers
northcutt (too weird)
gsp
lawler
edgar
thompson

out of that list

Bridesmaids

Tony wouldn't.
Pettis maybe, he's a g tho so i doubt it.

Cruz wouldn't need to crack to the pressure he's shit

>lost 2 fights his whole career
>shit

Fuck you buddy

Man I wish OSP would just focus on his cardio so we could see what he can actually do. It seems like he comes in with the intention of doing as little as possible because he knows he'll gas out. I trane at his gym and I don't usually see him do any high intensity stuff, just light to medium sparring, although it's a really really shitty facility where sparring/rolling/pad drilling is about the only thing you can do.

dominick snooze has 1 decisive win in his whole career and the rest are lucky split decs

Decision wins over 5'5s

Korean Zombie's win was incredible.

>andrade wants a title shot
dana said she is getting one you casual

>wmmasperg

>spergOP is God
for someone who is on here 20 hours a day you really suck at picking fights, stick to memorizing your local train schedule

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you would know this if you watched the event lmao

>DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO

and that fight was fun lol what a zero you are

looks like that GSP picture except GSP isn't ugly as fuck

>Jessica Andrade, I'm not imprezd wif your perofromanz

Very good, inverted Malaysia

>faggots who always try to clinch or go for takedowns in UFC 2

Can't hit "quit game" any faster.

>tfw to intelligence 4 console gaming

takedowns are fine, but the thai clinch is an incredibly broken mechanic

>I have no desire or will to prove anything anymore

-53 year old 7 fight lose streak USADA'd Anderson Silva

>goofs will still put money on him

soucre

Do you not know how to deny?

I just hold guard and keep hitting their face

>Stephen Thompson
Would get shook
>Tyron Woodley
Would get shook over MUH RACISM
>Dominick Cruz
Couldnt even handle Cody
>Sage Northcutt
Babby chin
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
Be careful
>Tony Ferguson
Almost got heem'd by Lando
>RDA
DELETED
>Nate Diaz
Already beaten
>Nick Diaz
Literally hasnt won a fight since 2011
>Max Holloway
Already beaten
>Anthony Pettis
kek
>Cody Garbrandt
kek
>Frankie Edgar
Manlet
>Mike Perry
Shit fighter
>Jeremy Stephens
Who?
>Donald Cerrone
Just recently deleted
>Jorge Masvidal
Mr split decisions
>Robby Lawler
Deleted
>GSP
Deleted

>playing videogames as a grown man

We're talking about the mental battle, not physical one

Last night right after the Fortuna/Hamilton fight

Its a good thing i think

He can just meme around instead of trying to win

How would Thompson get shook?

Conor would tell him how he's going to fuck his mum or something i dunno

Thompson would get 100% shook though

>We will never hear banter from McGregor vs Bisping

here's a (you)

>SUCK DES BIG IRISH BALLS

>BUDDEH YOU BETTA SIT DOWN YOU MUPPET

>FOOOOOOOOK YOU MICHAEL, WUT YA GONNA DO YA FOOKIN ENGLISH PUFF

>HAHAHHAHA BUDDEH YOU'RE GONNA GET KO'D BUDDEH

>your mom jokes
>getting to anyone passed the age of 10

I hate to tell you but you would just hear the same stuff any Irish person would say to an anglo in a fight, gets repetitive

Would Bisping win via famine or the usual controversial decision ?

>Famine
>Controversial English Decisions

What's the difference?

kek

kek

a moon goblin from the future telling an amerifat space explorer that he is not welcome and has to go back

I haven't played them since I was a teenager. Any adult who plays video games or drinks alcohol is not a real fighter.

Post some Tecia

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keeping the judges in business

Is there a "HIDE POLISH THREADS" "DO NOT REPLY TO POLISH THREADS" image?

Who's next for Cruz? Raphael Assuncao called him out but I say Jimmie Rivera should get the shot.

youtu.be/0LPnWeqPrXk

feels bad

Cuck Nate of BloodyElbow, who STILL cannot pronounce Jedrzejczyk criticized the Polish government, so they must be doing something right.

Go ask on Sup Forums I never saw one but there should be. There's a lot of versions with wojak behind computer so you can maybe re-purpose that

Can I have a link to that ?

the touching moment when a commie gook and american soldier becomes friends

i used to skype with a polish girl in college she was really nice. you guys are my favorite eastern europeans

Is he bull tier?

lol you've never been to europe
>protip: i've been everywhere you low test cuck, stick to skype

he looks kinda strong fat like a black josh barnett

hes homo erectus tier look at that skull shape

you're right i've never been to europe. why are you being so rude to me

sorry

what makes black athlete's so dominante? is it the knowledge that they are much bigger than their opponents in terms of lenght and girth? that they just know that whoever they are facing, their wives/girlfriends would abandon them in an instant just to be inseminated by their superior seed?

Sort your life out lad

It's fucking embarrassing how dead this thread is. Shame on all of you fucking casuals.

the superb owl is on dumbass

Shut up 205er

Schaub bless all of your meats

no news

Did you check CNN.com?

Still my girl

;__;

Post Grasso

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>abandon
that's not how cucking works

SEE YUUU SOON BOI

>sergio pettis wants to bang this

the bull sensed the cucks weakness going into the second round.

you would know, your people are the ones behind the BLACKED videos

T-these guys got it right..

someone post hamilton ko and stumbling webm pls

Adan, evacuate from this general