When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

2010

fuck, you beat me by a year

25 minutes ago. She's in the kitchen making me food now.

nigga over here lying and shiiieeet
kek

never

My dick touched my moms vag when I was born, does that count?

Two minutes ago with Regan's corpse.

Last week, Monday. My ex came over because she wanted the D and she knew I'd be down for it.

A couple weeks ago, got a blowjob last Tuesday

2 years ago with a girl who unconscious after a party. Was a Virgin before that

yesterday

almost at 2 months now, also bought fleshlight around same time.

probably a few weeks ago at least. i dont even remember.

About 3 months.

I have to take opiates for back pain, they clog up my shitter and my dick doesn't work.

I don't know how my BF puts up with it

About two months. Been single since and can't find any hoes

Never?

Fucking normies.

mfw never had sex

About 2 years, fiance left me and havent had the drive/want to seek it out.
>she moved on in like 4 days

last night with my ex gf. we seem to have a bang buddy deal going on. I'm pretty happy about it.

Well hi there Reddit

This morning, rough anal with my cute girl slave, and an hour ago just had my asshole tongue fucked by a cute boy from Montreal I met on grindr today.

3 days ago with my cousin.

About to hit eight months.
>Mfw I'm almost positive I'll round out 2017 dry as a bone

Also quick question for anyone interested in replying. Is it normal that my ex and I haven't hooked up at all in the eight months we've been apart but have both been single and still talk as friends? Fuck off with the usual (she's getting dicked down) stuff. I'm just curious as to whether it's normal or if things should happen with exes if it doesn't end badly

8 years since I fucked a grill. Pussy is icky.

1 day since I got fucked in the ass. I like that a lot better than pussy.

Xmas Night, 2015.

/thread

Bout 4 days ago. Doing the 40days 40nights challenge. Trying to build up an ungodly amount of cum to creampie my fuck buddy.

Don't give up hope Sup Forumsro

couple of years, its ok, or at least thats what i tell myself.

An hour ago

>the only thing exes are good for

Last Saturday with my ex fwb

Rapist

2008

Depends. If either of you react in ways to spark a dramatic fight where the after effects could plague you both for weeks onto months, then thats bad.

If you two are consenting adults in just sex and you two are on peaceful talking terms as far as friends go, good.

For your sake I hope it's the latter. It seems that's what you're gunning for, but Murphy's Law is a bitch . . .

It's not even about hope at this point Sup Forumsro I've kinda put the worst case scenario as the default so I'm not dead depressed come October if nothing is going on. That way i can hit December and at least say I was sadly right about how things would go. Hopefully though things will surprise me.

Yesterday afternoon with the wife.

3.5 years approximately

And here I was thinking it was a stereotype that yall are fat nerds who get no pussy lmao, it's not even that fucking hard thots everywhere, and you know you losers arent saving yourselves ahahahahaha R I P

True

She met a bigger dick

I kinda get what you were saying. Like I said we are on good talking terms and it feels like we should've had some consensual necessity sex because of how things are but nothing has happened at all and it just feels strange to me. I'm not really gunning for anything though. I wouldn't want things to end up like your first example and create hang ups where none are needed. I was just more curious as to why she might not ever hint at getting sum fuk in this entire time, of course besides the easy answer that she might not at all think of me sexually at all even after we dated.

It's not a challenge. I just don't care.

Don't dwell too mich on her. Give the impression you want her back. You left her for a reason, be glad it's not messy. Move on like she has. You're good Sup Forumsbro

my last incarnation (i hope)

*Gives the

Five months ago with one of my ex-girlfriends.

Actually she's the one who ended things but thanks for thinking it was me Sup Forumsro. I know I shouldn't dwell but my complete dry streak just got me wondering where random ex sex was because I wasn't seeing any of it lol

Last Thursday. Met a trap on Sup Forums, agreed to meet in a local hotel. Had Great buttsex with her. 8/10, would do again.

Thursday on the deck while my next door neighbors were on their porch.

Dude, I wondered the same thing when I heard college would be nothing but mindless amounts of sex . . .

>Be young me
>have feels and a soul
>no one in college wanted me
>except time bomb psycho girl
>bf&gf, had sex 3 times, she regrets
>lied and said I raped her
>friends knew she's 6pack w/2cans
>dry spell of the Sahara Desert
>slut in my group of friends
>mfw realizing assholes get pussy
>nice guys faps to bitches on Sup Forums
>I mean, if you're into that sort of thing

Oops

>slut in group of friends refused to fuck me

Like an hour ago

I also didn't get mindless dick thirsty sluts for college as my experience, but I was also in a relationship so it was more my style anyway. I don't think only assholes and douche bags get pussy but I know they emit confidence so certain chicks will flock to that (not my type of girl probably except for the fact that they might be hot). >Mfw it's literally a fucking game of numbers or time when it comes to sex. You're either gonna go out and improve odds at all costs meaning going for anything, or being patient for a good match

Shiet man. I can't even imagine how that went down. The "official" slut of your inner circle wouldn't take the pipe even just to see what it would be like? How did you ask? Up front? or try to nice guy your way in by hinting at it?

Both. She thought I wanted love. I thought I was making her comfortable via my honestly and being kind & gentle. Insidently she dated physically and mentally abusive shit heads. Just proves you have to be THAT asshole: the enemy feminists hate and at the same time would fuck when no one's looking. Go figure. . .

How does one choose the lesser of two evils without being split in two?

Well this chick was a slut so you can't blame her for liking fucked up guys and being in messed up relationships. I'd guys only certain sluts go for comfy guys but why would a comfy nice guy want a slut anyway. I think assholes deserve half rate girls who aren't worth as much as a far more valuable girl who sluts around for a single guy while they're with him. So you probably dodged a bitch anyway but missed out on a good fuck most likely because sluts are like trained athletes in the sex world.

You can go my route and just get a fleshlight or equally convincing toy to buy some time. Not everyone can/wants to get pussy on demand from strange. And the patient game strains the mental psyche too much. So choose synthetic I guess lol

I'm a former sex addict. Back then was the beginning of me spiraling out of control. I wanted more than I can imagine. It was never enough. Now sex can't even dull the pain anymore, currently meditating on answers. I know I have the answer to this problem, I just have to realize it

Maybe . . .

Just now actually. Let her put makeup on me and degrade me a bit. Got my nut. Now shes snoring loud as fuck

Haven't done it in almost two years now. My list of potential girls is as follows - really hot college bimbo but she was TRASH aka fucked wiggers and niggers; her triple thick milkshake friend; some tiny perfect ass having long black hair beauty; 30yo thick black ho; her 30yo white kid having friendho; my ex (fuch her), underage thick horny halfie, couple girls that are totally trash and mental, couple more thickies.. And also some NERDS

Idk wut to do. I went for the tiny perfect ass long hair girl but she was idk somewhere between a ho and a Christian and it ended up being a real bad everything. I really just want a fuckin normal girl but goddamn they're all crazy and retarded. I'm probably gonna start banging this one chick who has a bf but their sex life is dad. But she's mental so fuck

What's it like being a sex addict? Was it more of a mind thing with you or did you always go out and get it wherever you could? I've always wondered what about this addiction makes it worse than just being super horny all the time because that's basically me but I'm basically a porn addict and just binge that shit when I can. But I can still "function" in normal life

Like 3 weeks ago. Was with a cuck's wife. Going to get with her again next week
Pic related

Moar?

>Catalog

...

I also have the story screenshot of when I posted it in a cuck thread

Wow. Have fun w/that!

Exitstageleft.exe

Couldn't afford drug nor did I want to ruin my body w/drugs. I sex was fun, killed the pain and it was a good distraction. I was my goto for helping me feel better. Like the alcoholic that couldn't put the bottle down. I couldn't put my ex's pussy down. The thrill of Forbidden Fruit was always a rush. Knowing you got away with doing something you REALLY shouldn't be doing. Epic. Then as I learned to PROPERLY solve my problems, sexing my problems away didn't help anymore. When stress gets too high I reach for pussy. Now a days, can't do it anymore. . .

Wednesday night, went skinny dipping, smoked a blunt and fucked each other at the pool we both snuck in. Decent night

I can see that deflecting life issues and going straight for pussy isn't a Healy thing to do, but I'd guess as long as you're a good looking guy who can live that way it wouldn't be terrible. Wanting to get pussy to feel better and failing would be hell. I'm glad you're trying to solve your issues another way since you weren't happy

Yeah. I love my current gf. I just hate when I'm stressed, or when we fight, I default and don't want to be around her. Mainly to defuse the situation and to aim my negativity elsewhere. By habit I search for pussy to kill the pain. I'm slowly hating myself beyond understanding

Two hours ago with my goat

Virginfag reporting in

>3D women

A question: coming out from my miother vagina counts, right? then it has been 29 years and 364 days.

If not, then tomorrow I will be a wizard!

earlier today

Never? Normies?
Gross.

dont be a wizard sell it to a whore at least

1 week ago: With a guy.
3 years ago: With a woman.

Details

Like three das ago with a girl hate. Made her cum but she didn't get any of mine I lost interest before I came

faggot

Lying cuck.

2014

2 days ago the whole lot fucked her mouth came, fucked her pussy then I got bored so I came inside her ass

never

At least a year, probably longer. I'm married too, and have had more than a few chances to cheat, just seems like a lot of trouble for a little pussy. Wife isn't cheating, she's just a fucking snoozer and doesn't care about sex that much. She doesn't even masturbate. Shame really.

never :(

...

Never, i have my hand and thats all ill ever need

With my gf unprotected because she's on BC?
>1 hour ago

With my buddy's wife who's NOT on BC, 4 times in 1 session unprotected because she wants my seed instead of his?
>14 hours ago

With my subordinate from work who's in BC unprotected because she was going to renew her vows and we wanted her to be full of my cum as she did?
>36 hours ago

Inb4 bullshit.