ITT: We guess what normies will post on social media when musicians die

"He's surfing up in Heaven now [Surfin' USA video embed]"

Guess theure waving their dicks in heaven now

ITS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

"The voyage to Heaven is a real trip [Ocean Man embed["
"He's coming up to Heaven now [Dare embed]"

I guess he realy has learnt to fly

Hes that little star twinkling in heaven now.

OMG I loved him [Born in the USA Embed]

She's desperately attention-whoring in heaven now

paul mccartney
>he's holding hands in heaven now
mick jagger
>he's getting satisfaction in heaven now
bob dylan
>he's knocking on heaven's door in heaven now

>>he's knocking on heaven's door in heaven now

>wow what a kind and genuine person!

I read the news today, oh boy

I wonder how many people said that after John Lennon died

>normies

just stop

no one.
he died before social media melted the collective IQ.

this won't happen because Brian will never die

your tinfoil hat is showing

Heaven finally let him in after all that knocking. I wish they hadn't :'(

>Father, why are all the men weeping?

"He's rockin' the heaven now" [You're Welcome (From "Moana") video embed]

"tinfoil hat" just isn't used that way, my guy.
what you wrote doesn't really make sense.
at least you tried, though; thanks for coming out.

oh yeah I forgot no one talked to each other until social media was invented
fucking retard

He's shrjhzhdhjtjskkrjfnkskrnnfjdjejkskktjdkektnj2ijrjt8d8j38r9wijrbfieir in heaven now :'(

"Guess his body finally hit the floor"

amidoinitrite

>he told us to Imagine there's no heaven
>Today, I want to Imagine there is.

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idk what that's supposed to mean, but just a pic of Dwayne and "You're Welcome!" would have warranted a chuckle.

you didn't really understand, I guess. They talked, they just weren't as collectively stupid as the "talk" on social media.
I guess you had to be there.

>looks like its the summer of love in hell today :(

>social media is melting the collective IQ
seems pretty conspiritarded to me

"I guess he's now in heaven with all the stars"

>not saying "the world finally rolled him"

>Now he's in the great big Paradice City in the sky

anyone else getting a bunch of bullshit captchas recently?

>good

>he's laying the smackdown in heaven now

I always get like 3 sets of fucking traffic signs ones

rip lenny kravitz :(
you're kissing guys up in heaven now
*youtube link to the guess who's original version of american woman*

lel

*tips fedora*

>"he's fucking animals in heaven now"

I laughed for real

He's drinking milk at the hotel up in heaven neutrally now

>OMG I love that barbara ann song!

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He's playing Smooth in heaven now

>he's going WOO HOO in heaven now
or
>he's in melancholy heaven now

>he lusts for life in heaven now

For real though, it's just going to be a bunch of "OMG RIP 2D :'("

>I hope he doesn't get lost in heaven

damn...

When the next member of Metallica dies
>hes headbanging up there with Cliff Burton now

Dubs and hes next

>fat. ugly. dead. i guess he didn't belong here after all :(

lol yeah man those fucking normies they don't even know who brian wilson is dude. Brian Wilson's music is just a bit too obscure for those pedestrian fuckheads to have heard it. Beach Boys? More like the Bleach Boys because, cause, cause. When bri dies (rapgod) those friggin normies are gonna be all over his death even tho they never heard his music. Just like they did with Prince and Bowie? Prince hadn't even sold 10 records by the time of his death but when he die? That number shoot up to 11. And Bowie? Ground control to literally who? Bowie didn't even make an album in his life but he sold 3 (three) records when he die. Thes frickin normie don't even know what music is. They fragile brans can not handle vibrates to their ears because they r so frick dumb and so frick branewash by the mainstream meteor that they have not one listen to a music before their in life. frick all the normie to the fir pits of hell coz they r dum an stoopid

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Roll

Guess love couldn't save him

I watch that video every week and I still laugh at that and the tantrum bit.

"He's raping angels up in heaven now"

Thank you for this.

kek

"He's pissing down on us from heaven now"

Holy kek
That was Lennon you damn fuck

He's group-wanking in heaven now

winston churchill

>today everyones guitar gently weeps

Dubs thread

Worldwide wasn't big enough,he's Mr. Heaven now

Despite all his rage he's still just a rat in a coffin

this guy is going straight to hell. I'm sure I'm not the only one who will be excited to celebrate his death.

They're finally Up on the Hill

no one because people were probably too shocked at the murder of an icon to make a joke

if he died of cancer or something, maybe a few people would've thought of that, but the nature of his death definitely affected how people reacted

>Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and now ___ ... They must have the greatest concerts in heaven !

you left out Freddie Mercury and John Lennon, but now I'm imagining Mercury, Cobain, Morrison, and Hendrix performing together and holy fuck would that be a shitshow
>Morrison flashing his pubes at the crowd of old people nostalgic to see their favorite artists from when they were young
>Cobain laying on the floor miserable as fuck because Courtney killed him and there's nothing he can do about it
>Hendrix and Mercury both competing for the crowds attention

>He's stealing riffs in heaven now

He's with Jesus now.
or
Scatter his ashes from the aeroplane over the sea

"Incoherent rage"

>He's fucking 14 year olds in heaven now

more like stealin riffs from hell

They in hell nigga

Underrated

And I don't believe in the existence of angels
But looking at you I wonder if that's true
But if I did I would summon them together
And ask them to watch over you

Oh I keked

>Looks like he isn't alive anymore

Made me laugh. But I don't want Eddie to die.

hehe

It was a joke you mongoloid

"But don't hate him when he gets up to leave"

"When we meet on a cloud, ill be laughing out loud"

"He didn't mean to make you cry"

"He's smoking penises in heaven now"

It's oh so Quiet now

"Hes walking heavens cow now"

"Daniel never died, he'll live forever"

"Heaven has one more Angel"

>Implying normies will have anything to say about Gira

>normies

OMG user ur such a nerd

>>he's getting SHELTER in heaven now
FTFY

>he's institutionalized in heaven now

BOO HOO :(

>Holy kek
>>>/reddit/

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>PARKDEATH! :'''(