ITT: We badly describe games and let other guess them

ITT: We badly describe games and let other guess them
Last one died
I'll start:
>nintendo takes down all fangames
>all except this one
>made by one of terraria's greatest developers
>mario fangame
>has many characters to select
>you can make custom levels and campaings

Going to post all of mine again since nobody got any of them right.

1
>bare-
>seek-
>seek-
>lest-

2
>p1 is human
>p2~4 are ghosts
>kill human to become human
>kill monsters as human to earn points
>first to kill boss wins

3
>be space delivery guy
>badass alien wrecks your shit
>survival roguelike platformer
>almost no plot

4
>shoot aliens
>hold square
>shoot aliens
>door opens
>repeat ad nauseum

5
>zombie apocalypse
>fuzzy memory
>maybe last person?
>get out of your apartment building

6
>be a child
>legal cockfights
>roam the world unsupervised
>take people's money

7
>medieval chess
>rock paper scissors
>dating sim

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>6
Pokemon of course

Good, now do the rest

dont starve

>throwing a guy off a building
>windows
>a hammer
>name of the game is the "call to action"

Yup

>dog
>duck
>mario

>

Dark souls 2

Duck hunt of course

Nope

>cup is actually alien

>oh god that's not a sword
>it's your dick in disguise

>Start from choosing a background
>Start alone and build an army
>Join other kingdoms and raid castles

>same concept as SWBF
>swords and arrows instead of lasers

>yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween
>now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean

"To defeat bowser i must become super mario bros 3"

oh god
egorapor and starbomb make the best magic

Now I need to know cause I wanna play this game

1st one's DS2

One of the mount and blade games ?

>swinging
>you can be the bad guy
>bad guy noms civilians for power
>closer to original canon

Yes, and the others?

Prey

Yup

I love starbomb and the best zelda rap ever

>MY BALLOOooOOoOOOOOooOOOONn!!!

I can't remember what is called but I played that shit at a friends house once its so god damn fun if its the same one i'm thinking of. its retro graphics right?

>better get out the hacksaw
>oh shit I dropped his heart

>killed my wife, my son gets mad at me so I throw the little shit off of a cliff

Surgeon simulator

New God of War

Yepps

>guns
>collect stars (of a sort)
>robodog and Veronica out on the town

>chasing a man with silver hair
>it's not final fantasy 7

>Start off drunk
>GF gets kidnapped
>Don't even rescue her by end of it

Catherine?

Super Mario Bros. X?

No but good guess

i don't even remember much of conker anymore

Maybe but you got it

>bitch in the forest
>drifting down a river like a lazy nigger
>killed by snakebite everytime

5 is dead island

7 is Fire Emblem

>The guy does the jumping.
>Wow, islands.
>Lanky bro.
>Bikini babe x1.
>He has the bad curse, need to get rid of it.
>Rides flying exercise bike.

I guarantee this will never be solved.

3 is Risk of Rain

>Where is it?

Conker's Bad Fur Day

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Fire in the Flood!
Fuck those sneaky snakes

Yup

A bit difficult, but i'm sure there're fans of this

>rebel ship
>only 1 life
>crew members get eaten by giant space spiders
>gg no re

>Your pet rabbit dies
>Better kill Satan himself

Still a number of unsolved ones earlier in the thread

>Still in early access
>Isometric camera
>Game ends when you die

>young boys village gets rekt
>mysterious wizard takes him home
>kills guy in scary mask then dragon with scary mask
>becomes greatest warrior in all the land

FTL EZPZ

DOOM 2
no way I could forget that ending

lotr conquest?

Yup

Fable?

yup

>clown shoes
>confusing plot

kingdom farts

2 is Crawl, best fucking local co-op ever made

2 is crawl

run and jump around

chase a guy

collect stuff and clean

So i'm going to describe a scene from the game, and see if it rings any bell.
>I will not divulge any information to you
>*MC reloads gun*
>T-THEY ARE GOING TO NORWAY!

>average ps2 platformer
>robots everywhere
>based off a movie
>rails sections
>drone sections

noice

>Everyone is red
>you move and time moves

Superhot

Guessing Wolfenstein because Norway

yup

More if any give a shit
>Mascot is a raccoon
>It has zombies

Kek, that one trailer makes it too easy. Never played nor watched it

Sly cooper

>Jap game
>Play as high schooler
>Solve ongoing murders with T.V. magic

>I do stuff
>signed Malachai

>that one Nicolas cage movie with helicopters but on a much smaller scale in your own backyard

>puzzle platformer
>art style reminds me of sly Cooper
>similar concept to portal

Uhh, no

> Six word phrase.
> Everytime you launch the game you hear the six word phrase.
> Game ends with that six word phrase.
> Phrase is different to what you thought it was, because you thought narrowly.

Has nothing to really do with the games mechanics or story, but most people who've played through it would probably recognize it.

Also
>mfw

Shit, don't know. But curious as hell.

The end is never the end

It's not this, but it's all I can think of

Life is but a grim fandango?

Nope. keep trying anons.

>bad guy
>wants to start farm with family
>government kidnaps family for ransom and forces you to kill other bad guys
>hunt down bad guys
>also kill buffalo
>gov gives family back
>they kill you
>continue playing as lil shit

The Black Ops 2: The Reckoning

GTA V: Cowboy DLC

>I'm on a boat
>Bats
>It's cold and I'm hungry
>Keep having to transport organs

I'll give the answer in like 4 minutes I guess if you're that Curious.

Red Dead Redemption

>Sports gear and household appliances
>bunch of weird shit out to kill you
>fight off alien invasion

Red Dead Redemption and chekd

>spend $1000 on a virtual hat

Tf2

Correct

Mario 63? There was a flash game like this called mario 63

>Commit acts of terrorism while being insulted by russians