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Upa RA

Hmm

Twat sub edition

Gf sent me this

anime

the problem with elton john's music is that it never really goes anywhere

NO

wanna have a wank cuz the gf's period is very heavy flow right now but no clue when she's coming back to the flat

Lana Kington > Shae-Lee Shackleford >Madison Lloyd

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correct opinion: this is radiohead's best song

Do they take turns? Is one getting cucked?

Danger wank m8

>facesitting porn is illegal in Britain

Really tickles your dendrites

>it takes more energy to build a solar panel than it will ever generate over the entire course of it's use

HOWLING at solar nonces

Female Privilege

Honestly just dick her but make sure you clean your willy because the first time I fucked my girl on her period I just took a casual shower and I had a blood clot under my foreskin stuck for like three days

this is probably not true

*flings feces at the audience*

why can't you gf see you doing a wank?

why is 'women don't let their partners masturbate' such a long standing gimmick?

i like everything in its right place

Dear Lord

Hows her foot game

Nuclear is the future

don't know any men or women who like her. how does she still get work

>I never see you in the staff room user
>where do you go on your lunch hour

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nah i have done it before but this time she's said it's very very bad so don't wanna go near it myself, might have cleared up today tho
because it's weird to be doing sexual stuff around someone who isn't or isn't feeling it. got her to suck my willy last night but right now i just feel like a solo wank

I'm an EE mate, I know what I'm talking about

>sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0301421516301379

>The calculated value for ERoEI is dimensionless, constituting the energy return (2203 kW he/m2) divided by the energy invested (2664 kW he/m2) – a ratio of 0.82.

an ERoEI of 1 is breakeven, ie. the energy generated is exactly equal to that invested so they have some way to go before even reaching breakeven

Got an extremely upbeat train announcer on this train. It's quite concerning. Reckon he's new to the job and depression hasn't set in yet

Just go to the staff room you mong

anyone not in the centre is a mindless ideologue

It is. Wind farms take DECADES to pay it back and the Prius is even worse than solar panels.

The only good band is Elton John. But 80s Elton John, and only the hits.

Literally the only good music are the Elton John singles that charted at least top 10 between 1980-1989.

I fuck my girlfriend when she's on her period unless her cramps are hurting her too much, honestly you're no man if you haven't earned your red wings

Centrists are too scared to hold an opinion

Post ends in 5 , 6 or 2 and I go wank in the office toilet

she is literally your gf. she has seen your willy on numerous occasions and even had it inside her . how can you still have a stigma after that

Why can't yanks handle the bantz?

DEEP DOWN LOUISIANA CLOSE TO NEW ORLEANS
WAY BACK UP IN THE WOODS AMONG THE EVERGREENS
THERE STOOD A LOG CABIN MADE OF EARTH AND WOOD
WHERE LIVED A COUNTRY BOY NAMED JOHNNY B. GOODE
WHO NEVER EVER LEARNED TO READ OR WRITE SO WELL
BUT HE COULD PLAY THE GUITAR JUST LIKE A RINGING A BELL

DON'T want them to see me eating mummy's cheese cobs

True for wind turbines. They don't pay for themselves. Also they require frequent maintenance lubrication with oil lol to keep spinning.

gf posted this in the royal mail to me

sit on the toilet until lunch is over user?

that's not necessarily true, it can also mean they have a n=mix of left and right wing opinions

how do I into the golden mean

Alexa archive all business ideas ITT

Her uncle is the house minority leader.

So just eat the staff dinner or grab a subway

no, wind turbines definitely have an ERoEI of more than 1

you're mixing up energy and money

Group of girls on the train. I think they work in the same HR department wherever they work. Might heem them all

Does anyone else watch the drunken peasants?

I really like the new ciggura meme. Totally underrated.

When I was a little bitty baby my mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home

Chuck Schumer is a nonce and a half

>not being a pragmatist who makes decisions based on results rather than dogma

No I'm sit in lidl car park user
There is no staff dinner and I can't eat junk food every day

wish you were dead

Hahaha good lad

what's it like having sex with a woman on her period

The cleaner at my work does this, you can hear him munching on crisps and stuff in the bogs. He always cleans the toilets afterwards aswell.

pulled my first ever sickie today lads

feel so guilty, wish I hadn't now

love girly tv shows and movies desu

>Gee Julie, why does God let you have TWO heads?

Wtf is a cheese cob??

They're subsidised placebos. Cost more to run than they put back. Bit of a joke.

i feel guilty even when I'm genuinely sick

cheese barm

On the off chance you aren't trolling they have two pusys so I imagien they each shotgun one and the other isn't allowed in there

>not getting your political stances by consulting the I Ching and Kabbalah

cheese bap

I really want to have one but every test I take (such as this) I end up being very close to 50/50

I make a point to never answer 'neutral' unless I really truly don't know

oh no, mr goldberg won't get to exploit me for a day

I've been such a bad goy

Cheese breadcake

business idea: nuculur power

Legal Prostitution takes away women's greatest bargaining tool: Her Pussy

*raspy voice* excoose me, cheejay, jus gun nip out for' ciggura.

Paul really is he best peasent.

apples and oranges though

you could power the world with wind turbines, it'd just be very expensive

it's literally impossible to do so with solar though

cheese sarnie

what kind of homos like watching action movies

sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be a cute girl

I just like a bit of everything

can't hurt to keep your options open

>girlboss

looks a bit vapid

business idea: watch tv shows that I'm not the target demographic of and then complain about them

any skylines man in? this is my current WIP: gotham, currently at around 70k

They have 1 vagina actually retard

cheese muffin

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LOL

The youtube goldmine has ended

Ahhhh why didn't he just say that?

Oh yeah, you got proof?

That's right, didn't think so

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Kill all liberals

need to pee if were being desu here

>jews complaining about not getting money

awful post

it's dishonest you despicable little cunt

I can tell you were raised in a broken home and never learned right from wrong

its on the gotham map, already put down wayne manor, gonna put down wayne tower soon

CHANG'd and ENG'd

Prostitution is legal here

the girl was way more adorable than the sophia amoruso . reminds me of a more expressive alexis bledel

GATHAM IS YOURS