Please help, I am so drunk rn

Please help, I am so drunk rn.

9/11 was a lie
Bush did it

Me too op I made a post asking for help I hope your night is okay. You're important to me.

Ayyy thanks!!!
Internet communication is the greatest creation of all mankind

I dont think that movie ever happenned

Ywah dude I'm glad you're okay. I hope your night gets you more drink and more happy. You're an important person o me op

What movie?

what the fuck? go to sleep it off faggots

Love you, dude!
Thank you for stopping by.

Hahah, I can;t stop laughing, how could oyu find something this crazy?

Fuck you! I wanna be drunk and experience iet

It was all a dream..i used to read word up magaziene

I love you too drunk user.
And random lurking tends to make you find some crazy stuff

Just call me Mario Vs

No, fuck you.
Go listen to music or play videogames or whatever instead of acting like an idiot on the internet.
There are less stupid ways of experiencing alcohol

Fuck you nigger leave op alone

It sounds like a lyric from somewhere, or I am experiencing deja vu

yeah just do opioids instead of shitty ass fucking alcoholic garbage

Ill remeber you

...

You're right it is super funny, please answer my qurestion above I'd like to print ot and make copies

I'm Mario vs sir
I will not leave op alone with you faggot

Where's the baanan, I really really like this image.

I am a faggot. Love me daddy!

HAHA!!! I am loose so much man please help
6 oz of gin, tequilka and shit

I love anyone who is wholesome. Daddy loves you. And any other wholesome people whether faggots or traps

I wrote it on a Starter cap

...

Shazzam was a real movie after all

Is this Tyler the domino sweatshirt?

Op here, love you!

Shut up bitch Im trying to talk!

Tyler teh creator created you!! Submit to him!!1

Fuck you, I am the one who talks

Op is the only one I can truly love. And our love is forbidden.

I'll never forget you op, as long as I don't black out

Cool man

...

I couldent help but notice you pain....

Awww thanks, man!! Love you too!

(wHAT THE FUCK, WHERE'S TEH VEHICLE!!!)

What the fuck? That's not how Sinbad looks like in the movie and that's not one of the kids.

i AM MORE THAN JUST DRUNK AND RETARDED.

Goddamn it, OP. You just reminded me of my friend who killed himself four years ago. He always got drunk and said stupid shit to me on AIM in the middle of the night.

And he kind of looked like Sinbad.

Fuck.

Well I'm off to a semiproductive Sunday, have fun killing your brain cells and liver faggots

Yeah..but i still gave yo mom a shot

I am lonely :(
But thanks to you, I am not anymoire

Drink until your dead, we all die eventually anyways friend. Life is insignificant and doesn't matter since we are the universe.

BVE YES IT IS!!! YOU MUST BE FROM aNOTHER UNIVERSE

...

Uh what?

Unless you're planning on dying of a coma or drinking every single day of your life, you're just making your life much shittier without making death come much sooner

But hey, your choice dude

:(
Am sorry, I love you though

Fucking Mandela is doing it from his grave, you fucking retard.

I'm truthfully trying to end my self, so yeah.
Liquid courage tends to help putting a gun in your mouth.

I hope you continue to excel in your life though user, keep doing you and show the world your worth.
I'm proud of you.

Shit, that's so real. man, can't you have some fun?

I used to want the same thing, then most things changed for the better. Good luck

Is that The Matrix starring Will Smith?

OP here,

As long as you are proud of yourself, man. Love you!

Yes, it is. How did you knwo?

I'm truthfully proud of you.
Not everyone has the strength to stop yourself from doing so.
You keep doing you user, save yourself.
Enjoy a happy life.
Love you Op, than you for your kindness, I don't deserve it.

I think I'm running out of Mario vs pictures

You can be my Italian Plumber then, ;) or just idk post whatever your heart desires

More tequila!!!

I just want to keep posting until I pass out, I know I'll never post again on a board after this. But I just really need to stall.

>Yes, it is. How did you knwo?
I'm kind of a movie buff

Goodnight everyone one