Aaron Rodgers and Oliva Munn now engaged

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How much is he paying her to marry him?

Or, is the idea that he won't make her sign a pre-nup, entitling her to a significant portion of his wealth.

Fake news. Rodgers is non-heterosexual.

That's the face of: I'm only in this for this faggot's money

i hope she doesn't JUST him

I give Rodgers credit he's really committed to this fake gf thing.

She will in her tell all book a decade from now.

How do you go from this...

Nice beard you got there Aaron lad

... to this.

Fucking hapas, I swear.

The idea is actually to get married have kids and be a normal heterosexuality couple.

>heterosexual

>marrying your beard

>Aaron Rodgers
>normal heterosexual
Lovin' erry laff

What if he's bi?

Olivia Munn is pure of heart. She would never live a lie like that.

>Ask anyone who knows me and they'll tell you I love research. Convinced that there's got to be natural, healthy ways (ie not only the rich and connected can do it) to keep your skin from aging, I do lots of research. Who says guys are the only ones who can get better with age? We're gonna turn that myth around, if we share what we learn with each other. So here are 4 skin tips I've learned just over this past year that really helped the texture and shape of my face:
>1. I lost 12 pounds this past year while training for Xmen. I kept it off by coming up w/an hour workout I do a few times a week. The weight loss leaned out my cheeks and jawline. Working out is also great for your skin because it increases blood flow to your face which helps rejuvenate.
>2. Reshaped my brows. I do my own brows and always thought they were supposed to have a high arch. Then a facialist pointed out to me that I was shaping my brows into a frown. So I let the top of my brows grow in (which is never fun because it looks spotty for a few weeks) and then I plucked the bottom. That gave my brows a more horizontal angle and instantly brightened my eyes.
>3. Got rid of sunspots. I love my freckles. But over the past couple of years I've seen more come up and merge with other freckles to make large dark spots. Dark spots prevent your skin from reflecting light and gives you a dull complexion. So for the past year I've been diligently using Proactiv Mark Fading Pads. I wipe my face with one every night and now my face has a more even tone and the large spots aren't as noticeable.
>4. I've talked about this before and I still stand by it: Japanese potatoes that are high in Hyaluronic Acid help keep wrinkles away. Look up this video: "Connie Chung Yuzihara" to learn all about it. There are Hyaluronic Acid pills and vitamins but I think that the best way to get it in your system is by eating them in foods that naturally have them.

Is he ever gonna talk to his family again

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

i wonder if erins dad will walk him down the aisle

Wow, Rodgers really really likes women.

There are pictures of her sucking Brett Ratner's dick to get a part in one of his piece of shit movies.

She really is pure of heart.

/s

Most homosexuals are or were married to a woman

Really/ Where?

She's hot and all but her fucking whore ways really repulse me. Not Miley Cyrus levels but close.

Will she go down as the greatest beard of all time?

You realise he can be bi, right?

Ten years of sucking dick means you really like dick, not that you don't also enjoy vagina. There's loads of evidence of Rodgers having a long-term boyfriend, going to gay bars etc but I haven't seen anything that would imply he doesn't also like women.

Why is she killing her freckles. That was the cutest thing about her.

R-E-L-A-X, Aaron.

This is now a G4 nostalgia thread.

>Do video game shit
>like a decade later marry a QB after having mild success spreading your name as an "actress"

Pretty good for her atleast

>olivia munn
this one?

>Alternate Reality
>You are gay but dream of playing quarterback
>dream of getting drafted by the 49ers so you can come out after you are signed and successful.
>Be first proud gay quarterback for gay capital of America, San Francisco.
>Longstanding barriers are broken down by the sheer bravery.
>Go down as one of the most significant players to play the game a la Jackie Robinson.
>Storybook Ending.

>Actual reality
>Be closeted gay quarterback
>Dream of getting drafted by the 49ers
>Get drafted by the "packers", of all teams
>Forced to wear the most unconvincing beard of all time forever or else become walking eternal punchline.
>Everyone knows you're gay anyway and they laugh at you.

Poor actual-reality Aaron

>implying she won't have to be lent out to make it look like marriage actually works

so who is going to be kid's father do you think. Teammate?

>They get a donor black guy
>forget both parents are supposed to be white-ish
>aarons face when

She probably has it in her contract that she gets $X million for every offspring she produces for Aaron.

>Boning this at will

hngggg she was perfection. now she looks like any other person with nice features

he's going all out to sell this

skellington/ 10

What are you guys talking about? Don't you know he really, really like women?

Is it true she makes him not talk to or see his family?

that sounds really, really true