STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINIAL SCUM! WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS ON YOU! EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINIAL SCUM! WE KNOW YOU HAVE ILLEGAL DUBS ON YOU! EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!

I'm the thane of whiterun, let me go.

I gots nothing on me, let me pass you fiend

I'm the Champion of Cyrodill, let me go.

You caught me

On my way to the cloud district. No dubs on me.

We don't care. You're in Cyrodill

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Here you go! I'm sorry for the trouble sir

this is some kind of mistake I'm hiding nothing

Lies, he's got them!

>resists arrest

Nothing to see here. I was on my way to Whiterun for a pint. Would you care to join?

WELL NOW, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? CAUGHT IN THE ACT AND NO GOLD TO PAY YOUR FINE? I'M CONFISCATING THESE DUBS! NOW IT'S OFF TO JAIL WITH YA!

no dubs here sir, am i free to go?

But I had them certified as legal dubs

You'll have to let me go officer.

Check 'em, officer

don't need to search me officer, just a simple Argonian going back to my homeland.

Fuck I've been caught

But I'm just Harry! I've got no dubs!

Will these shekels make you turn the other cheek?

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just singles here

>run

dindu nuffin op

only crystal here sir

What do you know about dubs OP?

I'm not hiding anything let me go

no dubs here

Just on my way to the arena to see the champion sir

pls be gentle

Resist Arrest

THE EMPERORS BEEN MURDERED!

The dubs, they're glorious!

No sir I'm just a simpleton

Hey, chill man, all I did was punch a chicken.

naw

Have you heard of the high elves?

OH SHIIIIII-

These old dubs?

What is dubs?

I am the Nerevar!!!

You will never take me alive!!!

I've got nothing to hide

NOTHING HERE

Well shit, how much is the fine again?

Only these...

i swear i only have like 20 swords and 70000 gold pieces and like bread

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To the dungeon with you faggot

I got nothing on me!

Nothing illegal about Dubs

Get away from me you s'wit

no dubs here sir

I DINDU NUFFIN

Im free to go :)

Ok maybe i lied

i'm all gud mang

To the dungeons with ye.

I'll pay the fine good ser, please let me be, I'll never hold dubs again.

I've also got illegal trips officer ;)

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
tyrone hide the dubz from da witey

No dubs here sir, but I do have some trips with the paperwork attached.

shiiiiiiiiiet nigga
hol up

No dubs here sir. Carry on with your day.

Please let me slide

Go eat a sweetroll

check this

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Let's get to bashing butts!
As well as Deez Nuts!

nothing in my pockets

all clear, sir

I stole a fucking cabbage but I ain't got no dubs

ni

You must be wrong

khajiit has dubs, if you have coin

a new twist on an old thread

Morrowind was the superior game, you n'wah trash!

I have the ware if you have the coin

you mean daggerfall

Roll