FACT: children who picked a Sega Genesis had parents who got divorced

FACT: children who picked a Sega Genesis had parents who got divorced

Why is that?

Sega Genesis is the beta console between the two.

A divorced child may not have a consistent , powerful father figure in his/her life if any at all, thus raised by a female whom raises her son to be a complete beta.

wrong, the divorced kid always had both

Genesis had more gore and was considered the adult console.

This. This this this and this.
Sega was fucking garbage. Sega wasn't even relevant until muh blud code.
Snes ports > Sega ports in terms of actual quality.
Sega had a few decent games.
Landstalker
Shining Force
The Sonic series
Eternal Champions was ok
Shinobi
Other than that the games played and looked horrible.

Correlation doesn't equal causation.
The common link between Sega Genesis and divorce is autism.

shit you got me

>I'm gonna die a virgin: The Thread

you must be new here

streets of rage 2 is one of the best side scrolling beat em ups
didn't care much about the other SoR games tho

found one

>you must be new here
this shit is old. get some new Sup Forums lingo

>picked a Sega Genesis over SNES as a kid
>parents divorced a few years ago

Holy shit, OP

Sega genesis Earthworm jim>SNES Earthworm jim

Also, vectorman was the shit.

this thread is very far from the most autistic thing on here

I wish mine divorced so I'd get even more shit.

I had both, parents still together at age 82. What does this mean?

>no Toejam and Earl

everyone else seemed to avoid the troll but you

>had an autistic friend as a child
>he had a sister too
>single mother household
>mother had an abusive boyfriend once
>friend and his sister's grandad sexually abused said sister
>remember that they owned a Megadrive

Yeah sounds about right.

Because mommy issues makes autists and autists love sonic

>Snes ports > Sega ports in terms of actual quality.
Snes was bogged down with obnoxious slowdown due to the stupidly small processor and which ports are you talking about as it doesn't apply to all at all. Sega was better for skill based arcade games and snes was better for childish platformers and rpgs that even a carrot could complete.

I only had genesis and they're still together.

that was a pretty shitty troll if that was your intent. i was just having a conversation

this

>Sup Forums
>conversation

all the people I knew growing up who picked Sega over Nintendo were niggers.

So ya.

Because kids that feel like their life is out of their control draw themselves without arms (and sonic has tiny arms.) According to Bill Cosby anyway.

>no thunderforce iv
>no ristar
>no mercs
>no streets of rage
>no superior disney games
>no contra hard corps
>no rocket knight adventures
>no gunstar heroes

You just have shit taste mate, enjoy your rpgs and kids games.

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yes

sega was the pepsi of video gaming

The Snes was, in all honesty, a piece of crap. I'm glad people only cared about the Mega Drive and Master System here. PC gaming was ALWAYS better, however.

Owned only SNES during 90's
Parents celebrating 36th anniversary this year.. OP is a wise in his shitposting...

What about Contra Hard Corps? That game was awesome

>games that cost 50% of the actual console's price
Fucking cartridges, man.

no wonder you are a muslim nation

if you didnt have both you must be some poor niggers

>picked
You got to choose?

When I was a kid, I was always jealous of the kid next door. He always had the latest most expensive videos games. He used to show them off to me but my mom and dad stopped letting me visit him soon after he and his mother moved in next door. This made me sad because we were both only child's and there were few other kids in the neighborhood to play with. I found out years later why I was not allowed to visit. His mother was a prostitute, which is why random men would come and go from the house. Now I understand why she got him the video games. It was to distract him. So he would be too busy playing his play-station to hear the sounds of his mother being pounded by a random man in the bedroom next to the living area.

Hol up

Fuck yes it was. Worth having Genesis just for that.

And my parents waited 26 years to get married, because they weren't retarded kids.

doesnt this belong in Sup Forums or /vr/?

Jokes on you, I fuck an Asian hooker at least twice a week

It's true, I'm a therapist and a common intervention when working with children is to ask them to draw a tree. Fucked up kids will draw the tree without leaves, withered and wimpy branches, shitty bark, no roots, all that shit.

Fucking sad

Nice source fagget.
Also Megadrive>SNes

FACT: Children who pick up an AK had parents who loved them

Why is that?

This game is what the console was for.

The rest is shit.

Don't know. I grew up with Nintendo and NeoGeo/SNK and my parents divorced anyway.

Normal kids:
>Mario
>Pokemon
>Halo
>Smash Bros

Bigendered otherkin from broken families:
>Sonic
>Spyro
>Digimon
>Crash Bandicoot

FACT: Kids with Atari ST were the smartest. Amiga 500 were stupid poorfag kids.

This sounds more like a Sup Forumsirgin-tier thread, but oh well...

Is more likely.

Both parents that are already divorced go on and buy consoles for their children, each parent buying a different console.

ST was fucking shit. If you didn't have an Amstrad CPC or Commodore 64 you were a faggot.

Phantasy Star series was good.

I picked Nintendo and my parents never divorced.
But they never married.

If your first PC wasn't a 286 you should commit sudoku.

>cousin got a genesis
>uncle and aunt divorced
wew

The Genesis beat the SNES release date by two years, so yeah whatever

RP'G's aren't games.

my parents were already divorced
asked mom for Sega and dad for Nintendo
got both

I prefer the Master System to the Mega Drive anyway, and MS games were being released up to the time of the Saturn in Australia. We even had Mortal Kombat 3.

JRPGs maybe, otherwise you don't know what computer games are

ding ding ding.
Children of autistic parents are much more likely to get divorced.
Autistic kids are much more likely to pick the sega machines and muh sanic.

Therefore, sega causes both autism and divorce. If only they had gone out of business a little earlier we might have been spared all this cancer.

>he 'played' interactive narratives
End your life. RP'G's were the cancer killing computer games.

>confirmed non-player
So what great “games“ were you playing then, cunt?

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First person shooters were the cancer killing games. Every fucking game nowadays is a FPS or some sort of FPS lite outside of sports games.

You're the non-player here, as you could only read the 'games' you had. In the day I was playing actual games like Turrican and Bubble Bobble. There were so many great arcade games released on the C64, but you had a fucking ST so you only played shit.

That is not true at all. Do you play any contemporary games?

No, because they are all garbage FPS hybrids or third person shooters. The only games I play nowadays are PC strategy games (real time and turn based).

You are a retard.

He's actually correct. Even most open world games these days are some sort of shooter hybrid.

Modern games fucking suck shit and they are all the same. They're just interactive movies with shooting and/or slashing sequences interrupting the story.

Agreed. 1st person shooters and FPS games were the cancer killing games and good enough for millenials and their short attention span.

>implying I hadn't played C64
>implying I only had an Atari
>implying I hadn't played turrican, puzzle bobble or summer games
>implying that makes your shit point RPGs weren't games right
>vlad.jpg
Kill yourself arcade kid, RPGs were obviously superior back in the time

If you're some genre fiction reading faggot pleb with no motor skills or coordination.

At the age I was when they came out, Nintendo was definitely the best option for my brother and I. I don't remember caring about sega at all except some awesome multiplayer war game, where you could link up a bunch of consoles and have huge battles.

>he only plays action, arcade games and shooters
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>He 'plays' the genre fiction of video games otherwise known as RP'G's.
You're just interacting with text, you're merely reading an interactive narrative.