Typical finnish day

>awaken clock 5:00
>boil coffee and eat morninging
>drive my beard with a beard machine
>sit on a shit and read day's Helsing's Messages
>take of your night suit and put your clothes on
>step outside of your house
>go to parking place, sit in your car and start it up
>drive to your work place
At work place
>go to pause room
>wish every one good morning
>hear that our pre-man gave shoe to a guy who slept into a bomb too often
>today is midweek so our boilers brought us all a free Berlin's monk
>I make work like any other day
>Clock four it's time to put whistles in the bag and go home
At home
>park your car
>go to home and do food
>take pulver meat out of a ice cupboard and put it in hot frying pan
>skin potatoes and put them in the kettle, fill kettle with water and put it on stove
>when everything is ready, insert pulver meat and potatoes on the plate
>eat
>after eating sit by the knowledge machine and pull to a hand
>go to sleep

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>go home after work
>open the fourchan
>start a /mämmipizza/ thread
>suddenly every pain goes away

mfw

t. lamb in squirrel's wheel
bää bää

>berlins monk
KYS
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>he is from T*rku

kys u're self my guy

>T*rku
Everyone in Finland Proper calls them piispamunkki, I'm not from Turku.

if you're from the circled area, you're from Turku

what's going on up there?
seems a nice place geography wise

>Berlin's monk

What's that?

At least my town has one of the oldest monasteries in Finland, while you're getting the largest Mosque in Europe.
>seems a nice place geography wise
It is. The coastline of the Archipelago Sea is pretty much the most beautiful area in Finland. Nice beaches, nice nature, nice history.

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Pic related. Non-niggers call it Bishop's Monk.

I see, I don't remember what we call it. Gotta check.

>pull to a hand

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in Italian we call it "sega"

>”kun nokare munkkitaikinaa pannaan kuumaan rasvaan, se pullistuu nopeasti hyvinvoivan ruskeakaapuisen munkin kaltaiseksi”.[1]

>When a knob of doughnut dough is dropped in the frying fat it fattens like a healthy looking franciscan.

Funny enough we call em monks coming from this saying.

It's just a berliner that's been glazed, makes perfect sense to call it berliininmunkki

Huh, I guess we're not so different finnbro.

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