>10 minutes in road trip and she gives you this look
what do?
>10 minutes in road trip and she gives you this look
what do?
Stop at the nearest parking lot before she shits all over my car
Tell her to stop worrying, I'm sure her dad will pay the ransom.
Well, I know what movie I'm watching now.
Keep driving towards the cliff.
Drive deeper into the woods, then in her, then her body into a grave.
Absent of context, I look back at her confused and uncomfortably reposition my hands on the wheel before offering to turn on some music.
tell her to use her fucking words
>What are you looking at me like that for?
>Is it the song? Hold on, I'll change it.
>Put you glad rags on and join me hon, we'll dance around 'till the clock strikes 1:00 we're gonna rock around the clock tonight...
>That's better. You know that this was likely lifted from a Hank Williams song called, "Move it On Over?" A classic. Not complaining, in the era of genuine rock and roll a lot of musicians shared their innovations.
>You like beef jerky?
Basically talk until she stops because she either is making an advance or feels sad. Either way I can't get too distracted, road head is a crime and only retards expose their penises to teeth. On the flip side it's hard to think and be profound when it's been a while into the trip.
Twig that we forgot to get McDonalds
Tell her AGAIN, I'm sorry for sitting on her dog. I was high af
Hogtie her and chuck her in the boot.
Remind her that the joke I made about raping her was just a joke, again. And remind her I know it was a really bad joke, again.
Its actually pretty fucking great and even better if you don't know shit about what it ends up being connected to.
>McDonalds
>white trailer trash, detected
James McAvoy confirmed acting god?
He was really pretty brilliant, yeah.
>well, it aint going to suck its self
She looks so much like this guy I kwen whe I was a kid. It's like him with a wig. Weirdly hot.
3 dildos and a fag?
Are you checking from own library?