If you can command the whole us military from your cum-stained desk what will you do with it

>if you can command the whole us military from your cum-stained desk what will you do with it.

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Command every soldier to fuck me one by one

tell them to kill all muslims and bring me every real life loli so i can fuck them

>recall all overseas troops
>suppress all snowflake protests with overwhelming fire power
>enforce Mexican border with HMGs, landmines, etc.
>round up all illegal immigrants
>deport them by firing them out of a trebuchet over the nearest border
>shoot them if they come back

Remove the middle east from the world

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

> trebuchet
Fuck Yes!!

Fire each and every one of those welfare queens.

Kill all bankers, kill all people in the 1%, then give them all a day off

Oh & kill everyone in advertising,. After their day off they would begin construction of an island made entirely of all the corpses as a monument to what happens when you're an apathetic cunt who's only interest is money. On top on the monument shall be placed a golden toilet

Attempt a coup obviously. Washington or death!

My nigger.

Nuke the world and destroy mankind

Disband the military industrial complex and invest the money in science/ embezzle it.

Finish the North Korean war in a week

This too

Have them give me a piggy back ride, obviously.

Kill the following groups - in this order
Niggers
Sandniggers
Anyone else non white
Liberals
Queers
Cyclists
Ching chongs
The Welsh
The French
Australians

That'd do for starters

Kill all the Australians.
Suddenly have nobody left to teach Americans how to fight.

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Put them to work rebuilding the nations they were used to destroy. Cleanup crews, food drops, water trucks, moving heavy farming machinery etc.

Donald Trump is that you

This isn't Sup Forums

Run a full audit in order to reduce waste and reign in the budget. That and conduct exercises against alt-right groups such as Identity Evropa. Also, have someone come clean my cum stained desk.

who would allow you doing anything on your own, especially in the us forces? there's a crowd of gov't superintendents, military police, committees, technical experts and so on

Have them all become transexual so they know how it feels to feel good

eat a bag of dicks fagits

>if you can command the whole us military from your cum-stained desk what will you do with it.
First of all i would start No Fap, as all great leaders and achieving ppl were ppl that were ppl that got laid regularly and were anti fappers.

it depletes energy

You seem upset there, friend. Is it because you're lost? Here, I'll give you some help. Sup Forums is that-a-way.

The legal mexicans and niggers still outbreed you and take half your taxes to breed more niggers and spics.

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Triggered double digit sub humanoid detected

How are facts politically incorrect?

You seem pretty upsetti, user.
Try going back to your home echo chambe- I mean, board.

Redneck detected
Worse than a nigga really

>facts
>a random stranger on the internet states their dislike of groups of people
>gets told to go to pol
>"hurr durr BUT MUH FACTS!"
Riveting argument. I'm sure that line that is totally not a non sequitur would go over so much better over HERE.

Tell them they're not allowed to wear pants anymore

order them to sudoku

First have them figure out who is cumming on my fucking desk, and then get them to bring me a new one.

I think you have been fooled. The captions should read:
Blacks destroyed by white colonialism.
Whites improved by black labor.

I'd gather them all in one place to play the world's largest game of hacky sack

>Unite the world under the us banner
>Bisband the government and rule as general
>also kill niggers

Don't you lie to us, user. We know it's you.

Recall all overseas troops, close bases.
Capture Soros, Bill Gates, Jeff besos. Take all of there money for what comes next.

Completely stop all communication with foreign governments.

Invade Mexico and Canada. Make them usa.

Invade south America.

Enjoy worlds largest economy.

Start construction on space elevator.

Invade Africa, continue space elevator development.

Develop space colony.

Profit.

Kill self