Why does the american government oppress law abiding citizens like me by making sex for them illegal...

why does the american government oppress law abiding citizens like me by making sex for them illegal, thus banishing us to a lifetime of suffering and pain where we could never be successful because of the all encompassing depression which crushes us

>by making sex for them illegal,
How so?

no girl would have sex with me without me giving her money, which is prostitution. prostitution is illegal in america.

Hint: It's a pedo

Go to Nevada

no not even remotely, i'm only interested in adults. 21-30 basically

i'm honestly right there on the brink of doing so, then i'll an hero after.

film it done

what does this mean?

Go to Australia, Prostitution is legal.

this avoids the question i posed

also now i have to pay for a trip to australia AND pay for a hooker. that's a ton to pay for something that 99% of society gets for free

Well why do you say no women will have sex with you? You Disabled? Ugly? Have a condition? Whats wrong OP? We need details.

Film it, then it's porn not prostitution

I call bullshit, it's either you, your local dating scene, or both that make it this way. The women only want money meme needs to end.

Doesn't pass the "duck" test

Dubs of truth

Get a job, faggot

This.

OP either go out and meet new people or better yourself so you can meet someone.

ugly mostly
oh okay. i think you have to register for some kind of permit for that
>it's either you
yes it is me, i'm not the only one but there are a few people like me who are legitimately involuntarily celibate. didn't mean to throw women under the bus, but no girl would ever do anything with me at all. not even a hug and i'm damn near 30.

You tried online dating? Tinder? Keep trying user, you'll find the right women out there. Do you work with any women? Are you overweight? You could even start going to the gym, It'll change your outlook on life, keep you healthy and boost your self esteem to help with talking to/meeting women.

i do have a job
>online dating
yes, pof has had 0 (zero) messages and 0 (zero) profile views even LMFAO
>tinder
yep not a single match
>work with women
yeah
>overweight
now i am because it's super irrelevant

can moar of pl0x this specimen??

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oh man, she fine

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she yours?

thats my fetish guys

you're joking right.

would i be complaining about sex being illegal if she was mine.

no she's not, i've never had anyone and i've never hugged a girl.

no girl, or no attractive girl? lower the the bar man there someone for everyone

why can't i find them on goggle images?

>fuck a fattie

yeah, no

post entire set OP PLS

no girl. period.

Goddamnit she getting that Vader helmet all wet and dinged up

i like the mask and the colored water

This

OP probably only goes for the super hot ones. Then he wonders why none of them wants him

idk. some girl posted them on some thread in soc a few weeks ago
may as well i'm fucking worthless for anything else

thread still up or it dieded??

sex is neat and all but Id rather just jerk off and go about my day. It ain't that great and all the work up to it is boring as shit.

here

kek nope

I get that appearance is important, but so is confidence. If you're ugly AND have no confidence then you're never getting fucked.

Try working on being confident and it'll happen eventually.

this tbh fam

pretty sure it died

then pls for the love of god will you post all you got and mke today the day when op wasn't a faggot?

you have to have a basal level of physical attractiveness. evidently i do not, as i have never even talked to a girl who was interested in me.

i've been posting don't make it weird

More ass pls op

Show face

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post some pussy pls

okay
people would rather i post the set so if the thread still has traction after i dump the rest of the set sure

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oh man this chick

damn i guess interest died even with the pics

alright have a nice life everyone

no man was just trying to be quiet and not make it weird. keep posting

Bump for more. So perfect

This is so weird.

Ever thought that people aren't interested because you're not interesting?
I haven't seen your face, but all you've done is say negative shit about yourself this entire thread. How can you expect people to like you if you evidently don't even like yourself??

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what does it matter what the reason is, all that matters is that it's true.

i don't expect people to like me. i'm asking why the government feels the need to torture people like me who for whatever reason can't get sex legally.

Those tan lines. Does she ever show her face?

last pic

My point is the ONLY one stopping you from getting laid is you. Work on self improvement instead of blaming others for your failure.
You have the mentality of a nigger, complaining that the government is keeping you down when you're doing nothing to better yourself.

No it's not

Now it's time for your pic

thread is dead anyways
yeah i've tried everything before with no success whatsoever, i gave up entirely years ago.

Pretty sure you'll get a girl once you manage to become a maester

Try looking in the north

>one response and it's a shitty meme
wish i could say i was surprised

I got news for you. No sex is ever free. Whether it's dinner, movies, gifts or the post coital emotional baggage, you're gonna pay one way or another.

>have a friend
>nice guy, I'd take a bullet for him easy street
>drop him 1000$ if he needed
>can easily trust him with virtually anything
>but damn I can't bring him around chicks
>like damn son
>it's unreal cringe levels
>he just can't not put the pussy on a pedestal
>everything he does is aimed at getting with a woman for more than a night of spanky
>literally every significant life choice he makes he'll tie it back to women
>it's hard to break the cycle because nobody will fuck him as long as he acts like that, but he'll act like that as long as nobody fucks him
>I don't know any chill enough chicks that would take a fiddy under the table to rock his world every now and then, so I can't break him out of the 'sex spell'
>he's just average enough and takes loose enough care of his hygiene that wing-manning for him would be impossible. anyone who could would be 'the appealing choice' and it would be a lot of expensive drinks for no reason for him
>I want to help, desperately
>I've tried everything I can although that's not much admittedly
>there's just no hope because it has to be him, it can't be any of us, his friends

The problem is these problems usually have a lot of facets and looks aren't usually the culprit. The lack of self-esteem hurts other areas of your life and makes it difficult to remedy others without first remedying them. This, obviously, creates a vicious cycle.

All I can say is they tell you to dress like you're going into your promotion, at work-- here, you want to dress like you're scoring a date then and there. I don't mean bowties and bourbon dates, ofc just some casual will work; but make sure it's laundered, be shaven and clean, deodorize. Attend sweat stains. Look like you meant to be presented to people and NOT repulse them.

I dunno how much applies to you but I thought I'd lend my input since I've dealt with this sort of problem and it's insanely impossible at times to help them.

As for prostitution, you just need consent.