Okay

okay...

so...

how do i convince the boy next door to let me suck his dick without looking like a massive whore?

tits and timestamp or gtfo

Dress like this

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Get to know him, become friends, become good friends, suck his dick

You know the rules tits and timestamp for gtfo

this
just go to his place, get him drunk and do it

Don't ask for payment.
Whores have sex for money.
Sluts will just fuck you.
BAM you're now a slut and not a whore, congrats.

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how do i get one?

Not a rekt/gore thread bro

> Eliza pic
> filename points to today's date
> Google images shows no results.

Is it really you? Old friend from the chums kik if so.

If not, y u use Eliza pics.

TITS OR GTFO

How old is he?
How old are you?
Do you like him, just think he is hot, or he is just closest dick?
Are you in a relationship?
Is he?
Have you ever sucked dick/had sex before?
Has he?

Some questions more relevant than others, but all are helpful in helping come up with a plan for get in his pants.

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its $19,99/month

kidnap a child and chop its head off, there you have one of these

If it really IS you though you're looking cute af.

Show him your dick.

Fucking goldies think they can just post what ever

You know the rules

how get gold?

You find plenty of it, layers 3-21

Tell him you lost a bet with your dad.

It's easy Hun. Approach him. Tell him that you find him really attractive, tell him your normally don't do this, but you're wondering if you can suck him. He will very likely say yes. Just be honest

>your normally don't do this
Major red flag. This is what all sluts say. No one say "Don't worry, I suck strangers cocks on a daily basis!"

MODS MODS MODS

just come over and suck my cock instead

Doesn't matter how you ask.

Can't avoid looking like a who're when you start sucking. Not if you're doing it right.

So basically: even if you're asking someone to suck his dick, if you're doing it right, you WILL look like a whore.

You realize that you can change like one pixel in a picture and google images will come up with squat?

yah it's not her. She has different hair now.

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This

Tbh I like slutty girls while it's my dick they're sucking

Like her. Do you have more of her?

>her

are you retarded, shes been dead for over a year now thanks to all the fentanyl abuse

i'd still fent her anyl