Didn't Australia lose a war to flightless fucking birds?

Didn't Australia lose a war to flightless fucking birds?

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yes we did

Fuck you

FPBP

didn't you and your septic mates lose a war to an empty island?

They now started a war on carp

You try to beat an island, fgt. They never sink.

Dinosaurs, even.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur

>flightless fucking birds

how many wars against 'e-moos' have you won?

fucking emus
fuck

No flightless birds in NA m80

>we defeated them

>a burnt leaf

>but flightless fucking birds

in straya's defense, they're basically dinosaurs

the truly sad part is that they've been at war with a hallucinogenic toad for 20 years and they're losing ground

Yes and they will lose to fucking Carps too.

>lost to emus
>lost to cane beetles
>lost to cane toads
>losing to carps

Theyre a strange lot

We tame them here and keep them as pets for no reason other than they're EZ

Birds are really dangerous when they get aggressive man.

One of their Prime ministers lost a fight against water

what a faggot country

dude you lost a war to bird

Chickens are dinosaurs too

Only way to win a war is to nuke your opponents

War is Hell.

they run fast and have a small center of mass
fucking fuck up cunts

So do chickens

>Go to local wildlife park
>see a couple of asians try to get close to some emus
>waitforit.jpeg
>asians get attacked and jumped by emus
>australians laugh because we know better
>get home, get on Sup Forums
>see this thread
>know in your heart that no force can defeat the emus

>a fucking leaf

> Be Canadian
> Get blazed

fuck you don't talk shit about harry
he was abducted by chinese spies

straya did nothing wrong

wow canada nice comeback, really required a lot of thought there

>acting like that's a bad thing
>but in Australia, one marijuana cigarette will give you schizophrenia
>it's true the queen said so

Weed is decriminalized in Australia
Don't have to worry about DEA sending me away for life for smoking a blunt because im not amerifat

>can't even fight off a few chinks
If you can't even do that you dont deserve to be PM

Don't bully Australians. Deep down every Australian shitposter there is a drepressed ausie, don't be mean to them. i mean for fuck sake the lost a war TO A FUCKING BIRD, give them a break.

I think war is a bit of an overstatement, but it was as good attempt. Keep trying leaf, and who knows, one day you might be able to banter with the big boys.

Give 'em hell, aussiebro.

Don't bully us. My grandfather still tells me horror stories about how his father was cucked 18 times by those emus. It makes our family reunions very awkward.

It's in the history books as a war

>25000 troops were deployed
>some even died
>mfw

Daily reminder that the rest of Canada pays tribute taxes to Quebec

But are they flightless fucking birds?

yes, they're french

emus are one of the biggest and most dangerous birds, and we were outnumbered, this wasn't a flock of pidgeons.
have some respect, this is australias normandy.

Your Normandy was Gallipoli mate.

Shoosh, we don't want Sup Forums finding out we lost to another idiotic flightless bird

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>max level wit

Fuck.
Walked right in to the jaws of the Eternal Aussie.

>Our successful invasion was our unsuccessful invasion

Fuck off you are so annoying

Australia will lose it's battle to nature. That place is a fucking death trap

saved

If you kill your opponents, they win.
How many emus were killed?
And who won?

yeah, tiny docile tame ones are easy
have you ever had a 20ft tall emu charging at you revealing its talons and razor sharp fangs, if you haven't you don't know man
you weren't there

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Didn't canada and the US lose a war to literally nobody?

Better nobody than a bird. At least nobody sounds fucking mysterious, like the invisible man or something. Could have been aliens, or the city of atlantis. You don't fuckin know cunt.

except saying it was aliens, or the city of atlantis or aliens would mean you lost against somebody however, you lost against nobody

delete this

For those that don't know.

The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

when? link?

see this This is why people should read the fucking thread.