How can I sneak a 'go 'za into the cinema? This isn't like hiding Cheetos in your mom's purse. This is serious business...

How can I sneak a 'go 'za into the cinema? This isn't like hiding Cheetos in your mom's purse. This is serious business, it will take careful planning and some luck.

>he wants to sneak cum into the cinema
faggot pervert

Under a hat of some sort

i thought blacked shitposters were pathetic but really does anyone outside of 15 year olds find this shit funny? haha 'za, so weird a term. crazy zoom in PAN NICE N HOT

shitty forced /ck/ meme by one guy

That thing looks disgusting. Holy shit how is that pizza??

It's better than pizza.

go' ra' does not approve.

huehuehue

The baneposting redditors probably and the janitors based on the leaked logs

this shit is almost obscene
more

Hothead pls go

poor guys holding them hostage.

Stupid pizzaposter.

Also "no outside food and beverage" is just a meme, about as true as penis inspections. Some theaters might technically have it as a rule but the dorky teenagers taking tickets aren't going to say anything.

>baneposting redditors
This one just doesn't make sense. It's all Sup Forums you faggot. R*dditors hate baneposting.

>'go

I still can't fucking figure out what this is.

Put it in a wrapped present box, pretend the present is for your gf

>their faces

They're horrified.

Chicago (style "pizza")

Hide it within your stomach in a compacted form.

Chicago>'go
Pizza>'za
you owe me.

They love it
thats why it got so big after the tom hardy raid shit

>tell them it's for my gf, she isn't here yet
>tfw no gf
>go inside and eat it all myself

Wheelchair

I once snuck a deep dish 'go 'za into the cinema under my cowboy hat. I was sweating pretty bad from how hot it was and was worried it would make me seem susicious, the ticket taker girl asked if I was OK but I talked smooth and made it in unfettered.

How do I sneak these bad boys into my theater?

In your pockets, dumbass

>R*dditors hate baneposting.
Have you never even been to the place you seem to loathe so much?

I can fit four chili dogs in my fanny pack

wrap them in aluminium and shove them into your pockets
if they ask you anything
"how dare you sir, i have a gland problem thats why my thighs look like this"

That cheese isn't even melted and the chili looks like diarrhea

This is why you hollow out your anvil, so you can sneak 'go 'za and falcon chow in it. It makes a louder noise when you get to the ferrier, but it's well worth it.

1. That's a pie
2. People in Chicago don't even eat that

...

Just sneak it in -in liquid form: pure grease

Put it in colostomy bags and strap it under your clothes. Attach a long tube so you can siphon it during the movie and nobodies the wiser

Where is that from?

They put the sauce on top of the cheese? I'd try it.

There's some bread in your diarrhea there

>pastry bowl full of melted American imitation cheese
No wonder you're all fat fucks

Not sure, saved it from Sup Forums.

The best strategy is to actually sneak the ingredients in, then make the pizza once you're inside.
Obviously you sneak the full size pizza oven in separately