Name one thing that instantly turns you off about women. I'll start with
>smoking
Name one thing that instantly turns you off about women. I'll start with
>smoking
Dicks
Penis
boobs
Talking
a vagina
short hair
when they're acting as an entitled bitch
Tattoos
Too many teeth
Hairy asshole
Lack of hygiene
NOT having a femenine penis
When the ass isn't fat
This guy has taste
>Why are watches at $ 0?
I don't mean to sound barbaric but this turns me on like hell
Poor hygiene/not wiping
Depression/anxiety
Not swallowing
Not into anal
two penises
I love eating vag and ass as much as the next guy but... If I smell something I'm outta there.
Shit attitude.
Well, being a bit dirty is nice sometimes, but you know in daily life when he girl have no idea when to shower, or live in a disgusting place, it's such a hige turn off to me
Those fugly nose rings that make them look like a hog. Often seen on feminazis.
fag.
How about obsessed with themselves?
arrogance
Obese.
The same watches can be bought in china for around 5 $ including shipping costs.
Instwatch will charge high shipping costs.
smell
hairy
nigger blood
mornings
when they talk
holidays
any day that ends in a Y
her family
her smell
having a penis
This here. Short hair has never done it for me either.
So... You are gay?
Every one does, you moron. except yours and user's are shit
Go fuck niggers then user you can sate your fetish easily.
tattoos
...
fat.
What are you, straight?
the lack of dick
crusty armpits
If her head is full of garbage.
>has poor grasp of science or logic
>believes in astrology
>believes in psychics
>is firmly convinced that middle and upper class women in the US are oppressed
Based on what I've been seeing these past few years, I'm probably going to die alone.
That's more than one fucking shit lord
Pointy elbows
a large ass
If they're a feminist.
Nothing kills a boner more than her calling me daddy and saying there's a "patriarchy."
Too horny, not even joking
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has standards
>implying you all aren't autistic virgins who would fuck the first troglodyte that gave you the time of day
bad teeth
...
excess facial hair
She doesn't like animals
She doesn't take care of herself/possessions
She doesn't work
She doesn't have a good relationship with her dad
She doesn't like guns
She doesn't know how to cook
She believes Pepsi-Cola to be superior to Coca-Cola
Black skin
Being a worthless cunt
Being a little slutty skank
...
...
Pepsi is better than coke tho
>feminist
>hair dyed a colour that isn't a naturally occurring shade
>has poor relationship with parents
being ace.
Faggot detected.
What college are you currently attending and who is responsible for your oppression ?
>triggered
wrong again sperglord
I didnt say I hated pussy
kek ok dr.
manly face
When I'm sucking her dick and she says she supports gay marriage.
Finally someone said it, fat people are gross
>Think's Coke is better than Pepsi
What happened to make you like this? Did your dad dress up as Pepsi-man and touch you when you were younger? I bet you can't taste the difference between Coke and Pepsi because of years of your dads cum dulling your taste buds.
Piercings
Doesn't like having her pussy eaten.
Dyed hair
Excess piercings
Talks about wanting children
Doesn't swallow
Won't eat my ass
Overly religious
Likes sex and the city/other overly feminine bullshit
Likes jam bands/hippie music
Nice trips btw
Piercings other than ear
Tattoos
Being a stupid republicunt
Being a crazed lesbian activist
Wearing any camouflage
BMI beyond 24
True. But it works both ways- only a dog likes a bone.
Veiny boobs
Piercings
There's poor hygiene and then there's nasty hygiene. If you find a girl physically attractive the smell of a few days sweat would actually turn you on cuz science.. But if the bitch hasn't shaved/bathed/wiped her ass/her pussy/or taken care of herself in general for months that's fucking nasty man
Also, prissy attitude
Having two X chromosomes
I hate everything outside the circles
When she has no real life experience or street smarts. I've seen too many college educated women who dont know how to do basic things like changing a flat tire.
I agree with you, smoking is a no-no for me. That and silly sounding voices.
You like tits and pubes?
...
What about the ass?
not being 2D
if youd rather pound an ass on a woman youre a faggot
this
yeah thats it princess
My preferences are pretty wide, but there are some real killers : smoking, too large tatoos (I can deal with small ones, even if I don't like it). And especially ugly knees. That's the real deal breaker for me
Smell, voice, face
Finally someone said it, fat people are gross
I agree but there is a difference between not being fat and being anorexic
I'm pretty sure everyone universally agrees fat is gross except fetishists.
Well then, I guess I'm a faggot for groping my girl's ass.
I didn't realize groping is the same as pounding?
>drinking - i dont mind a tipsy girl but when they are wasted, they are fucking unbearable
>fake eyebrows/ton of makeup in general
>fake tits
Breathing
I rather have them dead
You and me both buddy.
I have very simple requirements as a baseline, typically something so retarded that if a guy got it wrong itd be a fucking embarrassment. Something like either "which side did the germans fight on in WW2 Axis or Allies" or "Who was George W Bush's vice president". I figure if they get that right, they're probably just smart enough that they wont blank out when explaining something to them that they need to hear later. Im not asking for much, just dont want to bring another girlfriend to some family outing like a broken down car and have all my relatives give me the face like I bought a broken down lemon when she cant keep up at the adults table.
I suppose its a trade-off, the smart ones are smart because they didnt have the looks, the dumb ones are dumb because they have the looks and can typically coast by on that alone.
Im not asking for a good looking woman with the mental intellect above a middleschooler because thats just not fair to enforce such hard to reach male standards for women.
having hair anywhere but head
>talking like a retard to dogs/children
if you even look my way im that close to punching something
shut the fuck up and get out
Preach