So i finally tried this shit last night. I can't complain. 10/10 literally came in 2 minutes

So i finally tried this shit last night. I can't complain. 10/10 literally came in 2 minutes

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Pillow in a pringles can.

Seems legit.

How did you make it?

Stop. Now. I burned my dick and irritated my head while doing this mate. Seriously. Stop before you injure your dick. You're gonna have permanent cuts in your cockhead. I've used plently of lube,nevertheless damaged my cock. Returned to "normal" after many months, still very irritable and sensitive. Do what you wish

You're allergic to the rubber, dipshit

>alergic to rubber
>it's a pillow in a pringle can
nigga use your eyes

It's a glove dumbfuck

I just got a new flesh light in yesterday. Seriously worth the $20 investment (plus lube).
My hand works great and has since I was 11 but when the gf isn't around or you don't have one, it is nice to have.

are you actually retarded?

No, he's right. It's a glove between two soaked sponges that are stuffed into the can with the glove (or condom) wrapped around to the outside of the can.

nah mate it's a pillow

homemade flesh light: roll up a glove in a towel but not too tight or you won't get your little dick in there. Hang the glove opening outside the towel as you roll. Roll the opening over the outside of the glove as seen in the OP's picture but replace towel with pringles can.
Squirt in some lube or lotion.
have fun.

End your existence

Instructions please

Nigga that's a pillow, and it's obviously shopped because a pillow would be too big to fit.

I'd rather just buy a fleshlight since I have a job and they feel better

make me

what's a good fleshlight

how about real pussy? Just a thought

your mom

fleshlight ice is pretty good, I've got the pure model and haven't tried the others yet

remember where you are

4 sponges, rubber globe and pringles can... and olive oil bc no lube

Im op. Is a glove you tard

pretty easy tho

nah mate that's clearly a pillow, get your eyes tested

You are actually fucking stupid if you believed that to be a pillow in a pringles can. Who makes pillows small enough to be put inside of a pringles can without destroying the cardboard?

clearly a pillow. just saying.

I mean, I'm literally the op. Is not a pillow you nigger. How would u fit a pillow in a fucking can?

This is now a get thread.

no, I'm the OP

Is that what you call this contraption? A "fucking can"?

once ya pop you have to stop

Get some scissors and cut the pillow up to fit it in the can.
Use your fucking brains and eyes, that's a cut up pillow with its cover on inside a pringles can.

Well, i just get baited. If this is not bait then you're just stupid.

Roll for fucking can

now THAT'S what I call a pillow in a can

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Nice dubs, you can

kys, hes right. Pillow Hahhahahahajajajjajja

One away, next time use a pillow instead of sponges and you'll get dubs like these

Rip one away

nigga it's a pillow in a can, I don't get why you find it so hard to accept that clear fact.

Again? Maybe I should switch back to sponges

Rip one away

Same threat as yesterday..

Check'd. Rekt.

Rest in peace one away?

Gentlemen, let me show you how it's done. You take the pillow out of the can, lay it out, and check em

I also tried that a few years ago. Its actually tighter than a real pussy. Its ok for a fap lol

>Get some scissors and cut the pillow up to fit it in the can.

But what about the feathers?

Well

stitch the open hole up and who said the pillow was a feather pillow? could be cotton or a memory pillow.

Anybody else more attracted to pillows than women?

Me.
>muh chinesse cartoons pillows fetish

I'm talking about plain, white, cotton, down-filled pillows. Nothing gets me harder.

The question remains, regardless of what's inside

>Stop. Now. Stop before you injure your dick
>Do what you wish

I prefer a vagina myself
call me crazy I know right

>implying you get some

I think my answer already answered the question, the pillow might not be a feather pillow but if it were we've already established that it's cut in half.
the excess feathers have been disgarded and the pillow has been stitched up with optimal filling inside.

nigga that's gay, half that bitches DNA is jizz from a dude.

>judge others based on own experience

get a fleshlight man, it feels a lot better

I like to let the vacuum cleaner hose suck me off
Guy at the carwash has called the cops a cpl times

But what if it's not a feather pillow?

>nigga that's gay, half that bitches DNA is jizz from a dude.
quit fucking yer mom

Trips demand you stop.

>Don't need to make sex pringles can device
>All I have to do is poke my prostate
>Cum LITERALLY comes out of my penis
>MFW

get on my level

you guys are babbies

>can-o-butthole

I admire the commitment, nonetheless I am mortified by its existence

Hold up. What.

then you apply the same rule, cut the thing in half and remove the excess filling.

nigga I ain't fucking my mum that's gay, half of her is my granddads jizz.

unsustainable due to the mean ripping easily and requiring replacing often due to rot and unwashability. 0/10 get back to us when you to it right.

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nuke 6 pieces of bacon for 6 seconds wrap around tictac dick fap to warm greasy delight
when finished fry bacon with eggs feed to lil sister
.profit

Sounds like a latex allergy.

>>Pound the meat to tenderize it...

Well played

>nigga I ain't fucking my mum that's gay, half of her is my granddads jizz.
get your face in it then I see cream pie thang

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MY APOLOGIES IF MY BRAIN DOES NOT TURN A PRINGLES CAN INTO *WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS* OK

I' MNOT EVEN THE DUDE YOU REPLIED TO BUT Y'ALL GOTTA REACH OUT TO THE LAYMEN BRUH

I wasnt even in this thread, saw the thumbnail on the posts page.

Holy shit, this is some advanced neet

this is degenerate on so many levels

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>rump roast

You're supposed to take the Pringles out first you mong

stop this tomfoolery

nigga I ain't touchin no bitches that be gay as fuck

nigga thats a pillow how the fuck can he get a latex allergy from that shit

if you're going to be a degenerate at least do it properly

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How do I like my pussy? Medium rare....

the pillow is wrapped in latex. You cant lube up cotton that well.

nah man get a fleshlight

onaholes are god tier in terms of feel when you find a good one but they wear out too fast

clearly you aren't trying hard enough, and that's just a pillow.

what part of the pillow is wrapped around the top of the can?

Microscopically, the surface of a glove is abrasive. It's intentionally abrasive to make it easier to grip items, to make it less slippery. Prolonged use of a glove will damage your penis, making you less sensitive. Your dick will become dry and calloused.

If you can't afford this, you've got real problems.
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Its better than any fleshlight I've ever owned and I've owned 9 of them. Also, a fleshlight is only as good as the lube you buy for it. Don't use silicone lube, because it will dissolve your toy. I recommend Lush.
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Some of you are taking this way too far

>FUCKIN CHECK ' EM

fleshlight is garbage tier. i hate the japs wot but they own the sex toys market.
how do they "wear out" ? I've had pic related for at least 6 months now, no problems. well it smells a little like stale water, but that's all really.

btw in case you guys haven't figured it out OP and guy talking "it's a pillow in the can in OP's pic" are samefag

>you are still gonna eat it.
right?

Lmao. I'm the OP. I'M SURPRISED THIS THREAD STILL UP. IM DRUNK LOL

It has a functional labia

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