You're in the club and this guy slap your girlfriend's ass, he is 6 foot 4 and 230 pounds
wat do?
You're in the club and this guy slap your girlfriend's ass, he is 6 foot 4 and 230 pounds
wat do?
Unsheath my katana
I freak the fuck out because there is a zombie in the club. That dude is dead.
I would ask him why he is still alive
try to gather my spaghetti and scadaddle
Unrealistic situation OP.
Pic related why.
DELET DIS
DELET DIS NAO
Good to know Kravmaga. Kill him.
not much seeing as hes been dead since 2011
Id still say something
Yeah my ass is gonna get neatly handed to me but id still say something
he is hover handing that sloot out of disgust for her
>glasses
>girl next door
>fatass with short skirt
Pure breeding material, my fetish tbqh
Invite him to come with me to a sauna in Bangkok
Call the Ghostbusters
slap his ass
ty finally ..
rear naked choke, easy
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>implying Zyzz would've touched a 7.
at best 7
Zyzz was only 6'1" and 215lbs
he took hgh and test while he was in thailand
Nice tool! Mr. Bowie!
High road: get camera recordings in the club, take him to court for harassment and sexual assault, win due to Recording in credible witnesses, $10,000 settlement outside of court.
Low road: throat punch, dick punch, elbow to the back of his neck. Disappear like a fart in the wind
Instruct security to beat the shit out of him. If I'm "in da club" chances are I'm DJing and security will beat the shit out of anything for $50
jump back in surprise as the great zyzz has risen from the grave.
I dump my girlfriend on the spot.
Zyzz and I ride off into the afterglow of the club as we pound pussy all night.
Do nothing and suddenly watch him fall over, dead, from steroid abuse.
>turn around and see the face of the god of aesthetics
>begin to drop down and do diamond push ups
>zyzz squats down next to me, his perfect dong in my face, i can see it through his short shorts
>he whispers to me
>"we're all gonna make it brah"
>begin to weep
>zyzz walks off with my gf as i continue to do pushups in the club
Hit over head with bottle
Let out a loud and short scream. His steroid infused heart won't be able to take it.
Kick his ass and break his spaghetti arms
You're a sick kunt brah. We're gonna make it, I promise
Slap his ass and see him get a heart attack from it.
y-you too
underrated