You're in the club and this guy slap your girlfriend's ass, he is 6 foot 4 and 230 pounds

You're in the club and this guy slap your girlfriend's ass, he is 6 foot 4 and 230 pounds

wat do?

Unsheath my katana

I freak the fuck out because there is a zombie in the club. That dude is dead.

I would ask him why he is still alive

try to gather my spaghetti and scadaddle

Unrealistic situation OP.
Pic related why.

DELET DIS

DELET DIS NAO

Good to know Kravmaga. Kill him.

not much seeing as hes been dead since 2011

Id still say something
Yeah my ass is gonna get neatly handed to me but id still say something

he is hover handing that sloot out of disgust for her

>glasses
>girl next door
>fatass with short skirt

Pure breeding material, my fetish tbqh

Invite him to come with me to a sauna in Bangkok

Call the Ghostbusters

slap his ass

ty finally ..

rear naked choke, easy

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>implying Zyzz would've touched a 7.

at best 7

Zyzz was only 6'1" and 215lbs

he took hgh and test while he was in thailand

Nice tool! Mr. Bowie!

High road: get camera recordings in the club, take him to court for harassment and sexual assault, win due to Recording in credible witnesses, $10,000 settlement outside of court.

Low road: throat punch, dick punch, elbow to the back of his neck. Disappear like a fart in the wind

Instruct security to beat the shit out of him. If I'm "in da club" chances are I'm DJing and security will beat the shit out of anything for $50

jump back in surprise as the great zyzz has risen from the grave.

I dump my girlfriend on the spot.

Zyzz and I ride off into the afterglow of the club as we pound pussy all night.

Do nothing and suddenly watch him fall over, dead, from steroid abuse.

>turn around and see the face of the god of aesthetics
>begin to drop down and do diamond push ups
>zyzz squats down next to me, his perfect dong in my face, i can see it through his short shorts
>he whispers to me
>"we're all gonna make it brah"
>begin to weep
>zyzz walks off with my gf as i continue to do pushups in the club

Hit over head with bottle

Let out a loud and short scream. His steroid infused heart won't be able to take it.

Kick his ass and break his spaghetti arms

You're a sick kunt brah. We're gonna make it, I promise

Slap his ass and see him get a heart attack from it.

y-you too

underrated