Australia @ Eurovision 2016

where were you when Australia won Eurovision?

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after russia won in 2008 they added juries to ensure the ruskies would never win again. eurovision took a boring turn after that

Latvia should have won 2bh

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They could always bribe the juries like Azerbaijan does.

>australia
>nipnong

I thought political messages weren't allowed in eurovision?

Or is it that rule dismissed when he political message is against Russia.

this. Sorry but Australia sent a someone with FAS, what the actual fuck?

Justs had the best vocals and really gave it everything in the final. The votes were a crock of bullshit this year.

>Australia winning Europe jury vote
>With an Asian
>Australian jury is also an Asian

Only the dead know peace from this memes.

Can someone explain to a relevant country what the fuck Eurovision even is? Also I heard Germany apparently got cuck'd by this somehow?

It's just a song contest among the countries of Europe with Australia as a special guest.

Yes, Germany came last for the second year in a row. Last year they received zero points.

a shitload of countries send 1 song each to the contest, they perform it, then a jury from each country votes , then people from each country vote for the songs they like. This year Germany's jury gave 12 points (maximum) to Israel (lmao), additionally, Germany was in the last place with 11 points total, whilst Straya was 2nd with like 500 points

Didn't Germany do theirs in some language that wasn't German?

Yes, in English, like most other countries.

It's a musi- oh nvm you probably wouldn't get it

Most do it in English now. Some small countries randomly decide to do it in their native language occasionally, France used to be a lot more stubborn about doing it in French but seem to have given that up now. Some other countries occasionally do it in French too, like Austria this year. It's pretty gay tbqhwy m8.

I was sitting in my living room watching the ole telebox with my feet up and my crumpet like I always do. Roaring fire beside me, but all those dirty foreigners on my tele were starting to make me sick.

What a jolly good show it was dear boy, very well done on your decisive victory. Long live the empire!

>like Austria this year
they didn't

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>It's pretty gay tbqhwy

yes it was

>Australia goes into eurovision
>literally every single Aussie is a gook
WAKE ME UP

Well Graham told us it was, I can't tell the difference between all your gay languages so fuck you.

LIFE FOR AIUR

Today Eurovision taught me that ukraine is a nigger country.

And, Australia is a zipperhead nation in Europe.

American schools really do suck.

I think it was the first year without a totaly french song, it caused a lot of complain, even if people don't really care about eurovision

You wish your ancestors were criminals so you could enjoy this great land where the wost relevant minorities are Asians. Enjoy your Paki and Muslim roach infestation Sir Yellowteeth.

That's not very nice.

Had a bad bowl of Noodles this morning eh?

>That flag
nipnong to you too cunt

yup, eurojew is rigged

How would America do if we got invited?

you would give 12 points to israel

>eurovision hosts fucking israel and australia

this is just notamerica-vision you racist bastards

That song is last year you jackass

kek

fuck off eurovision's full

you'd probably completely miss the point and send someone like Taylor Swift over to compete

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Fucking topkek
What's even going on in this image aside from best anchor killing it?

You only came close thanks to like 20 judge votes.

Russia was the real winner.

What a cutie, would slam his tight latvian butthole

why is Sup Forums sucking on ruskies so much? Putin is not gonna kill your own refugees anyways

I have literally no idea who this woman is. Where did they dig her up from?

X Factor a few years back I think. One of those talent shows

>why is Sup Forums sucking on ruskies so much?

A lot of us voted for Russia for maximum SJW butthurt.

This is the only halfway decent thing to ever come out of Euro vision

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>ausfailia
>white

was this the year when the guy with feminine dick won?

No idea. It was recent so maybe.

brb time to fap

Lol

Just 1 aussie

So Progressive!! :)

how can australia win eurovision if australia isn't in europe??

I don't know, it's stupid. (Russia should have won this year).

>Best song
>not Belgium

>best qt
>not Italy
what are you doing

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They didn't, Ukraine won. I don't know why Australia is allowed to compete though.

This country is literally a joke, all white countries are

I'm just enjoying the crash, I feel like I'm just laughing at death at this point

>Russia
>good
WEW LAD
>MUH RECTANGLES
>MUH BAD SONG
>MUH STROBE
>MUH PROJECTION
fucking gay

Nah man, Russia brought the bantz this year- there certainly wasn't enough crazy shit this year like usual.

>relevant

the only relevant countries are participating m8

Russia is not Europe either.

true bantz was brought by Israel by sending that huge jew faggot

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>Yes, Germany came last for the second year in a row. Last year they received zero points.
Why are Germans just letting this happen? Shouldn't they be setting everything on fire or something? This is crazy. There's obvious bias and hatred towards Germans.

Wait. Is this because of Merkel forcing everyone to take in rapefugees? You'd think the Mudshit ingrates they imported would vote for a German for letting them in Germany. There really is no upside to importing ungrateful slimes--they won't even vote for Germany in trivial shit like this. Send them all back, Hans.

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It half is, but hey, I count Russia as honorary Europeans anyway

>that swede in the background

>singapore
>a mudslime chink bus stop for drug trafficking

>tfw all those empty seats in the background filled with lights to make it look like hones

Lee, my son, you're yurop now. It's time to take in some refugees.

>It half is
Yea sure. I guess that makes China and Turkey honorary Europeans too? You should check the participant list. There are plenty of countries in there that you can't even count as honorary European countries.

>Is this because of Merkel forcing everyone to take in rapefugees

Pretty much. But then again the german self hatred is so big that everyone called the chick who participated for germany terrible in the first place, so not even germans themselves would vote for them if they could.

This is a country that has 0 national pride and any attempt to make some gets snuffed out in an instant, so that is to be expected, I assume.

Goddamn it, Slobodan

There has been always a political bias in eurovision.
Each countries vote their neighbours and neglect points to any country that had a political issue.

I don't know why Germany is left aside, but I doubt it is for the refugees thing. It probably is because Germany is the most influential country in the EU and the other countries are dependent on it.

UK, for example, always scores low for their will to separate from the EU.

>Asian won, representing Australia, in a European contest
There is no hope, is there? The only solution is global nuclear conflagration, isn't it?

It was actually sold out. And they filled an arena next too it just to watch a big TV-screen. If it is from after the winner was presented I'm quite certain everyone were busy gtfo before everyone else clogged up the subway and streets.

Malta pregnant MILF was best 2bqh

>That swede in the background

pretty much this

Her name looks Korean. IM is a Korean surname. Still funny that a fucking gook won some Euro contest while a fake gook was in last place.

I don't even understand what this gayass Eurovision shit is. The only thing I know about it is that it had that ugly bearded faggot who looked like a chick.

>Her name looks Korean
that could because she IS a sork

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Is the UK the only country in the competition that thinks its a load of shit?

Don't be fucking mad that you bitches can't compete with taytay

Look at the flag waving to the left of the Swede...

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RUSSIAN BLACK MAGIC DID THEY USE FOR THIS

>Australians get to fug QT Koreans
>British get fucked by Muslims

K E K

Fuck it, she nailed that song. Would've preferred Barnsey though.

Russia would have probably won 5 times since then if it wasn't for judges. Russia is just way too based and their qts are top-tier.

why is she licking a toilet cleaner and winking?

Jesus Chris this shit makes me so angry! Gooks are not European! Someone please kill me! I'm so fucking trigerrrrrrrred!

Trying to get that Polish vote in.

It's a tool to make butter. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_churn

She's referencing what Polish people do in England for a job

Here's the butter churner's tits.

what is eurovision
is that when you wake up and people still look black no matter how much you rub your eyes

*boner levels are exceeding reccomended limits*

do you people learn how to banter in schools? your analogies are always so..arcane.

ayyy fucking hell m8 ur a witty cunt

good luck at the olympics

corean, of course.
she looks like she had surgery and still ended up looking ugly.

>eurovision
>Australia and Israel can enter
Why is it euro though?