So you're in a club with your bitch and this guy walks up to your girl...

So you're in a club with your bitch and this guy walks up to your girl, spanks her ass and grips both of her tits in front of you.....

Whatcha crackas gonna do about it?

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Go away cuck. I'm talking to you, OP.

Take your degenerate fantasy about sexual humiliation elsewhere.

Enslave him.

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Throw a revolver at him and perforate his ass with 17 rds of 9mm +P hollowpoint and say he pulled on me. Video don't matter, he's black, i'm white. Profit.

Lol, push him over because he is so damn too heavy he'd just fall over like a shitty action figure?

Pull down his pants and laugh at his small penis

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Press charges for sexual assault

Kick him in the balls so hard he'll be crippled with pain

let him bring my gf and me to his place and let him fuck both us like the sluts we are

Tell him that Black Lives don't matter.

Scare him away by throwing job applications and parental DNA test results at him and then laugh when he gets shot by a cop cuz he dindu nothin.

Fight him.

Poke him with a needle and watch him fly around the room like a deflating baloon.

>that filename

LOL

Run around him dodging every swing and he'll just die of a heart attach.

Death by a thousand cuts. Tony Ja. Tom yum goong.

Laugh hysterically as my bitch takes several pictures of him with her cellphone, uses it to call the cops and press sexual assault charges and watch with glee as the cops put him in handcuffs in the club parking lot.

You do realize that we live in a civilized society with ample and competent law enforcement, right?

Call the police. Tell them a nigger is sexually assaulting a white woman. He'll be dead in a matter of minutes.

How're you gonna shoot him if you just threw your gun at him? Retard

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>You do realize that we live in a civilized society with ample and competent law enforcement, right?
You do realize the cops can't unrape you and your gf once they show up to arrest him, right?

Hit him in the knees with my nunchucks.

One goo shot to the acl and he drops like a bag of bricks. People just don't realize how powerful nunchucks actually are.

They wouldn't be able to cross his arms enough to put handcuffs on them. Not like he would resist, with this amount of imaginary, photoshopped mass, he wouldn't be able to do it himself.

He is impossible to arrest, what you gonna do?

You fucking moron.

If he turns 360 degrees, he'll be facing the exact same direction he was facing before he began turning you stupid idiot. How about you get off the internet and go study some basic math.

they link several handcuffs together whenever the person being arrested is too big to put his hands behind his back.

Haven't you ever watched Cops?

Jesus Fucking Christ, who is that?

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Just give him one of these

Shot the club

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call the police for sexual harrassment
>as any civilized person should
>and anyone not willing to fight

also

You give him the finger to come out to the back of the club. Rip your shirt down a bit to show off your upper pecs. He looks you dead in the eye and snarls. Both of you head outside. The whole club goes silent for the moment and people are pointing their phones at you two, waiting for the nasty blood to fly.

You go out back and you're all scared like "c-c..come at me bro". You're flexing them 12 inch pythons as hard as you can. You try and puff your chest out and clench your fists up, ready to get owned. "COME ON BRO; GIMMIE IT" you scream at him, testosterone flaring!

This man is gonna squish you like a gnat!

Yet instead... he apologizes and says he has aspergers and doesn't know how to get girls so he slapped the girl's ass because he had read it on a PUA website. He profoundly apologizes to you and says he'll never do it again. To your surprise, tiny tears begin draining down his cheeks. He offers to let you come over to his place to play some video games, he can't stand the club anymore. Afterall, it's not a place he's used to. As you leave, you swing through the club and see your girlfriend licking the sweat off of a skinny Guido's abs. In disgust, you both walk out and head to his place. You learn a lot about each other on the walk home. He's actually a 30 year old virgin and enjoys anime and reading fantasy books. You arrive at his parents house where you go to his room and spend the night playing Dark Souls and Minecraft, listening K-ON remixes and generally nerding out.

Just as the night starts to turn to morning your girlfriend sends a pic to you. It's her, sucking another man's dick with a message "LOL sssyyyyke im breking up w u!!!" You both look at this and laugh, and scoot a bit closer in bromance. That morning you learn a very valuable lesson, not to judge a book by its cover. You found a great frien that day because you were able to like someone for who they were, not what they look like.

found the newfag.

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Lurk moar, newguy

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Obviously he means a throw away gun to make it look like the nog pulled it on him before he shoots the nog.

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kek, newfag.

Welcome to Sup Forums.

When do you buttfuck?

Beg him to fuck her while I watch from the corner.

Throw a barbell next to his feet and he'll be distracted working out.

Then, I'll run away with my gf.

I talk to the bouncers at the club and have them escort him out and ban him for life.

In a club.. not a mexican.

Good one

I'll make some gorilla noises to express dominance. Then I will eat a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass

9/10

not bad

newfag detected

Put on my fedora and trenchcoat. He will kill himself before I can take something from my backpack

taser the stupid musclehead
that's the awesome thing about tasers, the larger the muscle mass you stick it in, the more effective it is.

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what a lame story

agreed, it needed more gay sex

read the filename, dumbass