I am about to leave a large IT company.
I want to troll the fuck out of them. I am part of an OPS team, and hacking/doing illegal shit on the pc is not a good idea.
Any ideas?
I am about to leave a large IT company.
I want to troll the fuck out of them. I am part of an OPS team, and hacking/doing illegal shit on the pc is not a good idea.
Any ideas?
Do them a favor and delete the System32 virus
Get a ton of bots to harass them on twitter for not having enough women on staff especially in leadership positions
Poo on your chair
Good idea...
if you have one of those cheap office chairs, pull the seat away from the plastic bottom a bit and put some stuff like Cheese or Meat in there then seal it up again, as the next person uses the chair the stuff will slowly go off and smell up the place
I wondered if i should take a shit in the coffee machine
Don't do anything, just imply it.. They will be scurrying about all paranoid for a while.
Don't do anything, moron. If you do something malicious, ESPECIALLY if it results in costing them money, could lead to lawsuits and criminal charges against you. Just pretend it's all good, you left for a better opportunity, blah blah blah. Having a law suit, or going to jail for malicious acts against an employer will not help you in the employment market.
You're very boring and your words can't bring it up even with it either with you. Next time you wrote paragraph, make with the then to check me out the was can be it should spelling or other and or other.
OP, you should man up and feel yourself wherever the fuck you wanted to
Release 3 pigs in the office with 1 , 2 and 4 painted on them
Raw shrimp.
d e v i l i s h
I mixed laxatives in a female work colleagues drinking Chocolatec late for years. She even had exploratory surgery where they shoved a camera up her arse.
Do this...it takes a crane to get them out.
I don't know what that first paragraph was about at all but it still made more sense than the post you replied to
What kind of IT do they do?
do they work contracts for clients or are they more of an in house company?
> Attach a powershell script to your account in active directory so if they delete it, x happens.
> Put a backdoor in for yourself so you can get back into the network wherever you want.
> Install etheros in a VM on one of your servers that's built for virtualization. Run in background forever.
the chair is some designer bullshit and has no cavities for me to insert shit
Don't worry buddy. I know the risks i'm taking. I know the internal guidelines and I am familiar with the law. I am careful
Redirect their domain to whitehouse.org (not *.gov).
Be late for work your last day and bring Java VM on floppy disks while screaming "just in time"
(You)
I'm sure there are some triggered Anons, I'll wait.
>has no cavities
Alright, then, how about injecting a solution of nutrients and sugar into the cushions?
(You)
Or they're just being late, who knows
Providing services to other big companies/banks/etc. I have contact with service delivery managers and administrators from other companies.
Not gonna happen. Good idea, though.
No access to do that.
:D
Yeah, could work, but would be really inefficient.
Does your offices or place of work have ceiling fans? If so, buy a bunch of dildos (the one that can stick to walls) and super glue them on the blades of said fans.
Redirect all the individual phones to reception.
bring a cow and get it to the top floor of the building. they can walk upstairs but not down. they usually have to get a crane to get it out.
No fans. And the idea with the dildos is limited because there is CCTV coverage on 80% of the floor. I prefer to be unnoticed.
Not enough access to do that.
No access to a cow :D
Why ain't it gonna happen? You want something simple? Push a GPO out that just switches every user's primary mouse buttons. Left becomes right and vice versa.
put a mattress in the company swimming pool. usually takes a crane to get it out.
Make everyone in the company sysadmin
Firstly, give it time and wait. Like weeks or months after you leave.
An indicator will be when your system access gets turned off. If its 3pm on the day you leave then that means they are watching you like a hawk.
OP should pour a huge amount of laxatives in the office space's coffee maker.