This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

>He's 7'2'', 337lbs (2.18m, 153kg)

Um, trip him?

Were dating now, he's not so bad.

be surprised that i have gf

>teleport behind him
>"nothing personal kid"
>slap his ass
>run away yodeling

Laugh because my girlfriend is a little person and he would look so awkward bending down to slap her ass.

Call the police and have him arrested for sexual assault

Thank him for getting me a girlfriend!!!

uppercut him to the nuts

Thank the NRA for protecting my 2nd amendment right to bear arms...

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I don't know why he'd slap my left hand in the first place.

you would still be facing him retard

My beta ass obviously can't fight him, so Ima just stab him in the stomach ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hi 5?

Confront him and not back down. Even if you do get your ass beat it's still better than letting it go.

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I would pretend I want to suck his dick and then stab him to death like in that move Blood In Blood Out.

turn to gf, '"Ah, are you going to take that?"

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Wonder how I have a girlfriend

Trips noice

>"yes user, i'm going to take that in the butt actually"

>in the butt actually
>the butt actually
>butt actually

Then I say to her: "glhf, dnt call."

>glhf
wat

Good luck have fun

pussy american answer. Someone fights you and you shoot em. kek pathetic

made me kek

ah, thanks.

Knock his manlet ass out.

>I'm 9'3" 432lbs (2.83m, 196kg)

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Suck his dick

Actual retard.

post boipucci plox

>quote from Beyond This Horizon
>a book about ubermensch society
>in a thread about superior male specimens

not sure if you got trolled or replying to b8 line

typical eurofag trying to defend being cucked out of a basic right to defense

I'm 6'5" 120kg, so I'd be fine slapping his girl's ass if she was around. Otherwise I'd give him shit for not having a girlfriend.

I get on well with other tall guys.

Go all fucking Joe Pesci on the muthafucka

>cuckcuckcuckcuckcuck
>honey what are those sounds?
>nothing mom im just btfo libshits on the internet
>you sound like a hen
>a what?
>never mind honey here's your tendies
>thnx mom kthnxbai
>what?
>nothing mom

Depends if it was an accident or not. Otherwise I think I'd still fight. Doesn't matter if I lose or not

im a lesbian so is gf (not bi),she isnt interested. we walk away.

Stab him in the neck or sum shit

My gf is 5'3" 95lbs.

He would have to bend down to slap her ass and would probably break some bones.

Slap this manlets ass

>me 110 stories tall, weight 500,000 tons
>kinda weak to dp tho.

I kick him in the knee with my steel toes. He never walks the same again. Krav maga can save your life.

invite him home to fuck my GF and get her pregnant!

Tazer him in the balls than kick him in the balls and say. Have a nice day without your balls.