Roast my head Sup Forums

Roast my head Sup Forums

You poor bastard

ol "i just shaved my testicles for the first time"-head lookin ass

Do you have alopecia, O.P.?

Mirror mirror on the wall, is that eczema or just his balls?

why dont you clean yourself properly? im serious

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Why does it have that bruised look to it while some bald guys have a clean look to it

I want to fucking pop it

Lol its like Mr Clean inserted his skull into a whore with genital warts.

You look like you went to Auschwitz barbery.

Fuck cancer man

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OP here. Just shitty acne genetics

Looks like you shaved with a rusty tuna can lid. Or got head herpes.

I knew I lost my q ball.

Is it cancer?

Nah, but I had to shave it because I fucked up my edge up. Hilarity ensued

Hey dude I know you're trying to get roasted but just get some sun and be sure to moisturize. It just looks a bit shitty because it's so pale and clammy. Sun will do wonders.

>recent pic before disaster

I appreciate the advice my dude

You must get all the ladies beta fag

Does your head have genital herpes?

10/10 best comment so far.

.. So how did this happen OP?

I used hair clippers and a razor

You should've just fucking... not. You cannot pull that look off, user.

Poor judgement

it seems like someone's beat us to it, sorry op... at least when you die you might get discount on cremation

your head looks like a bad passion fruit

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roll

You look like a faggot. You are not photogenic. You look like a shitty wageslave. Back to your register at Whole Foods.

OP here. Thank you all for the love and affection

It's hard to roast it anymore than the radiation and chemo already have

OH SHIT!

grow some hair, would you
now you're looking like a cancer patient