So Im in year 12 (Ausfag) and where I go there are lots of niggers and lebos...

So Im in year 12 (Ausfag) and where I go there are lots of niggers and lebos, yesterday my friends iphone 7 got swiped and her bag was right next to mine, so I looked up anti theft bags but they were all gofundme projects or very expensive (over $250).
Can Sup Forums link me to a anti-theft bag under $100?

use cerberusapp.com you reversed cocksucka.

tits or GTFO

The fuck? that is not the image I uploaded

Hahaha you'll finish school in a few months, just keep it in your pocket you stupid Sydney fag

Yes, it is.

Nah mate these cunts are buff as a cow don't want to deal with them in the first place so do you know any anti-nigger bags?

But it was about water melon and fried chicken niggers, see it even has the same filename

I also put my phone on airplane mode alot so iI doubt it will work

Im not a grill

I remember seeing a video in netherlands where some guy intentionally had the phone stolen and made a short movie about the person who stole it. You can connect to it from remote, even if they change SIM card. You can take pictures from the cameras without them knowing, find the location, access their data on the phone.
Overall a pretty nice app. You can just go to the cops and say " My phone is stolen and I know where it is. Can you pick it up?" There is no way they can say no.

>these cunts are buff as a cow
>Im not a grill

... are you bullied by nigresses?

Will check it out then. Though our cops have to deal with druggies and terrorists

Im a white male who does not pump himself with steriods and talk like a retarted gorilla. These cunts make animal noises and pose all the time they have steriods so they turn into this ill mannerd hulking piece of shits

where the fuck do you live?? Aussie is pretty calm and lax, not much druggies and terrorists don't care about it

>Im a white male
>anti-nigger bags

you have a purse? you're like some penis lover fella?

unfortunatly I live in the shithole known as fairfield
Nah mate I only have to hots for azin girls and I do not like dealing with sub-human animals

really tho, why do you have a purse

Either stop being cheap, or stop being such a cuck.

I agree with this user

>Can you pick it up?" There is no way they can say no.
lol must be nice living in a 1st world country, in mexico when my friends have told cops where the phone is (findMyiPhone) they just say
>shit, sorry bro we don't go into that neighbourhood, you can go by yourself if you want

that sounds not nice.

well I guess there is a reason if they want to leave mexico uh?

keep the phone with you at all times

What about when I do PE? I don't want a 6.2 inch phone dangling from shorts (shitty unifrom) i guess i should not bring it on those days then

i dont

>There is no way they can say no.
Except that's exactly what they'll say. Cops don't give a fuck about stolen cell phones, idiot. They have more important things to deal with unless you live in bumfuck nowhere.

can't you lock it somewhere? literally cover it in razorblades so if someone grabs it you can trace him/her

dont trust a lock thats not abus, abloy, or medeco.

Just get the app, and when someone steals it wait a week and put sick child porn on the phone, Cal cops and win. It's easy t out smart lebos

boobietrap the shit out of it!

Pray to Akadawa.

He'll protect you.


p.s: doubt it, as currently Sharjah Ruler (his mother's husband) is being ass fucked by my platoon.

nice thanks for they tip

yo i got some free advice worth more than $100

dont be a dumb cunt dont hang around abos or lebos, hold onto ur shit