Sup Forums is shit atm. So let's have a conversation

Sup Forums is shit atm. So let's have a conversation.

Ask a 61 yo male anything and let's see if we can get an interesting chat going.

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I'll answer honestly but I may ignore trolls or the stupid

What's your view on Donald Trump?

Why silver surfer

I think he's out of his depth.

I also think he's a thin-skinned, narcissistic, egotistical blowhard who was severely damaged by his father.

It's a joke. People of my generation who use the internet are often condescendingly referred to as "silver surfers" - despite we invented the web in the first place

Obviously not an interesting enough topic.

Have a nude as this goes to the 404

Are you rich?

has the accessibility of cp on the internets diminished since it's introduction?

Kek

How healthy would you say you are for a 61 year old?

Do you have a family? Children?

OP is dead

Not being evasive, but it depends how you define "rich". Financially, I'm pretty comfortable; cars, house, no debts and about £1m in pensions and savings, plus cash in the bank. But I'm no hedge fund manager

Pretty good. No aches or pains, can still squat and do press-ups, walk a good distance; 6' 4" and 190 lbs, I take no medicines. There's many in a far worse condition

No kids. Married, though

No, I was just accepting a delivery that was due today. Back now

What regrets do you have?

This guy is full of shit

answer my question, cunt. its genuine.

Why no children? I might be a little autistic about it, but the only reason I would marry would be to start a family

Introduction of the internet, or of CP?

I'm not an expert and I don't view CP, but I think there's more of it and more people accessing it, but it's also more underground as its presence has become better known

Sup Forums is always cancer you newfag.

see
fuckwit

What do you think of trap and gay threads?

Who's your waifu?

I don't agree. It was never good, but not always cancerous

I guess I'm to immature to take responsibility for another human. Plus I have virtually no empathy (I scored 20 out of 80 on an internet empathy questionnaire - yes I know; internet psychologists). Wife was not interested so here we are.

Plus there's more than enough people in the world already and I can resist peer and parental pressure

Shit. I avoid them

Not a weeabo so don't have one

don't you have guilt for the fact that ur predecessors endured harsh treatment and survived for this long, and u stopped their bloodline because u have autism?

How old is your wife? Is she a hottie?

Good for you silver surfer. I'm happy that you are doing well. I'd like to be "alright" like that someday...

>Not a weeabo so don't have one
Get a superior 3d waifu
Gas the weebs

I also score low on meme empathy quizzes, I doubt it would affect your behavior towards your own children tho

One or two kids doesn't matter, it's the people from the global south who have 10 kids that are the problem

Not accepting I have autism per se, but I'm probably on the spectrum. But no, I don't feel guilt.

She's 62. There's not many 62-yo women I'd call a "hottie", but I think she was hot in her day and she's still pretty attractive.

Missed you - sorry. I try not to do regrets, because you can't change the past. I've been unnecessarily harsh with some people and was not proud of the fact after, and there have been some animals I've wounded rather than killing cleanly.

are you that guy who mines bitcoins?
give me a couple

do you like silver man

Yeah, well, like that's just, like, your opinion, man
>are you that guy who mines bitcoins?
No
>give me a couple
Why would I if I did?

If I see a chick I like, should I go for it regardless of what may happen afterwards? I ask because I don't know if I should ask my coworker out. I don't want shit to get weird, but I rarely find someone I consider worthy of investing my time.

It's OK, but it tarnishes. I have some silver jewellery and it quickly goes black.

Thanks for answering.

Sounds like you have some more regrets and would prefer not to relive them by typing them, thats ok.

Just get a waifu, dude. It's a lot easier.

Why don't you die already?

Sounds accurate.

>Not accepting I have autism per se, but I'm probably on the spectrum. But no, I don't feel guilt
remember that husband that got flogged and imprisoned after stealing an ounce of bread to support his family and survival? yeah. ill tell him u dont intend on having children; saves him the hassle.
>She's 62. There's not many 62-yo women I'd call a "hottie", but I think she was hot in her day and she's still pretty attractive
how have you retained your relationship this long? i feel like i wouldnt be able to tolerate my lover for very long.

But that's lonely and I'm 27.

>but I rarely find someone I consider worthy of investing my time
I think you have a problem and I don't think it will end well. Nor any relationship come to that.

As far as a co-worker goes, that's fraught with danger and could get very awkward very quickly. As the old adage goes, "don't shit where you eat".

Having said all that, many successful relationships start at work, so what the fuck do I know? I've been out of the dating game for far too many years

>Sounds like you have some more regrets and would prefer not to relive them by typing them, thats ok.
Sounds like you're projecting.

Trying to put that off as long as I can while I'm healthy and enjoying it. But don't worry, one day I will. As will you.

Well, then ask her out and if she says no get a waifu.

Any recommendations for a Neet I'm still young 18 just turned this February have a lot of acne and low self esteem I think you could give me some wisdom grandpa.?

Sounds like your in denial

>how have you retained your relationship this long?
Our trick is we are actually good friends and enjoy each other's company, but we don't live in each other's pockets. I have my interests and hobbies and she has hers, then we have some things we like doing together. We don't tend to argue.

Many people would probably find our relationship boring, but it works for us

>Stopped their bloodline
This isn't game of thrones nigga. We live in a world with billions of people.. Stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter. When you're dead you won't care, trust me. I myself, like the op, am avoiding children at all cost. They're little shits and you should thank your parents for putting up with you.

It looks like you're very stupid. I even posted "you're" but yet you incorrectly type "your" in your response (see what I did there?)
>yes, I am a grammar nazi - probably something about the education system when I was young

Hey OP your old and shit, did you ever tryed that good 60's acid

Get fitter or get a waifu.

*you're
And no, never did acid. Alcohol,is my mood-altering substance of choice.

i suppose that's alright. the more distance i could keep from my (hypothetical) wife, the more i could tolerate her. how's ur sex drive, btw? u still want some? becuase if my wife wasnt that attractive anymore, that would definitely hit me hard if i still had some drive.

how old are you?

36 next week

This wasn't me
The acne will take care of itself with time. If it doesn't go see a doctor.

As far as NEET, well that's in your hands. I've never been out of work because I have STEM qualifications and have developed transferable skills within my industry. So my prescription is education.

>Stop worrying about shit that doesn't matter
sorry, nigger. my primitive ideology is telling me i must continue my bloodline.
>I myself, like the op, am avoiding children at all cost. They're little shits
agreed. i would only enjoy my child's company when they are more capable intellectually. so 16. but in general i dont mind them as much as infants. babies can do fuck themselves.

No problem with the sex drive, although the menopause has not been kind to the other half. Still fap, still screw when she's up for it, no need for little blue pills. Sex is important, but not everything in a relationship.

Not OP.
When you are around 23 or so girls stop caring too much about things like acne or body imperfections as long as you're a cool dude. Work yourself to that point so when you're there you're not still a loser.

>the more i could tolerate her
Missed that first time. if you are just "tolerating" your wife then it's time to end the relationship. You need to enjoy the relationship, to smile when you see her, to make the effort to make her laugh and buy her unexpected things.

at what age did you start notice slower reactions, body pain and other things associated with old age?

>Why would I if I did?
because you're not a massive faggot?
large-scale bitcoin miners often give a couple of coins for free

How many languages do you speak?

I'm not op but I've been married twice and with any relationship on earth at some point there is a tolerance that comes up even between friends. Unless you're Gandhi of you spend enough time with someone they will start to annoy you. Guaranteed.

doesn't it get boring fucking the same person all the time? dont u want someone different... younger?
i guess.

You're all going to fucking die, just get on with it

Sorry. I'm a massive faggot. if I'd gone to the trouble and expense of setting up a mining farm with high-end graphics card, I'd be fucked if I was giving any away, particularly as the mining is getting exponentially more difficult and less rewarding, as the algorithm demands

That's a tricky question, because it creeps up on you. You tend to do things within your capabilities, making unconscious adjustments, then one day something surprises you and you thin "fuck, I used to be able to do so-and-so so easily".

So now I'm aware, but couldn't tell you when it started or I noticed.

I don't have any real aches or pains, in fact I used to have more trouble with my back when younger. But I may be developing a cartilage issue in a knee, which I'm hoping is an incorrect self-diagnosis.

So do you still jerk your dick?
how many times a day you cum?
Do you watch internet porn?
What types?

Any financial tips for us youngins?

One fairly fluently (this one), a second to schoolboy level, but well rusty. I'd never starve, though. A few words of a third - again rusty even with those

>doesn't it get boring fucking the same person all the time?
Yes it does. But it depends if some strange is worth the deceit and risk to the relationship. You choose.

Do you regret not learning more? I picked up japanese and am near fluent. I started learning some korean recently. There are people who can speak 12 languages. Each language they learn another aspect of people. Pretty interesting but a lot of work.

nah i have high standards. i wouldnt cheat. it also wouldnt feel right asking my wife to get cucked and let me fuck someone. if i was in that situation i would have to choose to just break it up or continue being sexually deprived.

>So do you still jerk your dick?
>how many times a day you cum?
I'd say 2-3 times per week
>Do you watch internet porn?
Yes
>What types?
Amateur only, I hate professional porn. I also need a sound-track; silent home movies do nothing for me
>Any financial tips for us youngins?
Try to avoid debt, except maybe a house. then pay off the mortgage as soon as you can. live within your means and don't think you have to buy stuff because all your friends have it if you can't afford it. Buy good food, raw ingredients, and learn to cook - it's cheaper and healthier.

>Do you regret not learning more?
As said above, I try not to do regrets. Some people enjoy languages for themselves - that's not me. I could pick them up fairly easily when I was younger, but the trouble with languages is if you don't use them., you lose them. So, no, not really. Given a choice I'd rather have learned to play a musical instrument to a good level.

Hmm. Good stuff thanks for the insight.

Do you listen rap music?

No. Apart from Blondie's "Rapture" I think it's crap.

Yo, she has a kid. Doesn't bother me but seems like she may want someone more established. Imma try it anyways.

>Do you listen rap music?
what you mean is "do you listen to metal?"

>confirmed 61

OP here. I used to; I went to Black Sabbath concerts when younger, but some of the later screaming that passes for musical talent, like death metal and thrash metal, suck balls

metal is for edge lords.. you will grow out of it m8

death metal sucks... BUT THRASH METAL?! mate.

I could also greentext back about "underaged and immature", but we'll let that pass.

Your opinion is yours. If you're going to show what an ignorant cunt you are in my thread, please have the decency to start your post with "Not OP...."

This. I wasted my early 20s being half-NEET and getting drank as fuck. Best advice anyone can give you is to get a job and try to become someone a woman can rely on. We as males are lucky, we have many non-physical aspects that can attract a mate. You can be ugly as sin an still have someone, depending on what you can offer. Get a nice car not for yourself but to show a potential mate that you can be a provider, get a nice domicile to show you can provide a stable household for potential children (you don't have to have kids, just show that you can if you did). No one told me this and now I'm lonely. Don't be me, plan accordingly.

To me it all sucks. I can't stand Marmite (Vegemite for antipodeans) but some people love it. Whatever floats your boat.

Youre lonely cause youre beta af

screams ignorance.
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Do you play video games all day or do you waste your time in front of a tv?
Do you have a tablet?
What kind of pc?
What the fuck do you do all day at that age these days?
Why do you like Sup Forums?

>now I'm lonely
(Not OP) You don't need to be lonely. Get a waifu. They're lovely, truly.

>be called beta
>only recorse offered is to get a waifu

I'd laugh if I weren't so lonely.

Tried. I'm 27, I've wanted children since I was 22. 2d waifus can't provide what I want. I want reciprocation, and someone to ask how my day was. Not so much sex, I've found fapping suffices, but companionship.

>Do you play video games all day or do you waste your time in front of a tv?
No and no. I have hobbies, work read as well as watching a little TV in the evenings. I do play the odd on-line game
>Do you have a tablet?
Yes, an old iPad 2
>What kind of pc?
Have about 4, one short tower that I'm typing this on. I've pushed the memory as far as the motherboard will allow, but I don't need a lot of graphics power because I don't play vidya. The laptops are various old IBMs and Lenovos, one is a dual boot Windows/Ubuntu, just for shit and giggles. I need to get a new laptop for one of the contacts I'm working on to be compatible with my clients IT systems
>What the fuck do you do all day at that age these days?
Mostly work. I cook some, gardening, shoot, fish, read, like radio plays, movies, holidays, walking - the problem is fitting it all in.
>Why do you like Sup Forums?
Without getting into the whole "Sup Forums was never good", it used to be better. The odd flash of brilliance, the humour, some of the porn. It has definitely gotten worse recently.

>It has definitely gotten worse recently.
how so?

(Not OP) How fucked can you be that you can't get a date? If you're waiting for someone like Barara Palvin I get it, but there are a lot of girls out there looking for company.

Don't despair concerning Sup Forums's quality. You can still have decent conversations now and then, despite the newfags and porn. Now that old /r9k/ is rekt these past 7 years, Sup Forums is what's left.