Culture Pals /cp/

Rude Chink edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the World!

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>www.interpals.net

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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
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I'm cucking (You) right now

She doesn't seem that rude to me desu
I'm actually impressed on her English skills. Too used to broken English with lots of reddit spacing.

My QT is not underage tho.

>tfw no comfy Japanese qt

>tfw mock every girls requests and hobbies in a sarcastic way
>100% reply rate
>find a qt jap girl who sounds nice and fun
>do my usual message
>she read and didn't reply

fuck

>start up a new profile with handsome friends photos
>actually can practise Chinese now
>over 90 views thus far, zero were solicited
>South Korean qts crawling all over me and remarking how charming I am
>mfw they're going to start asking for Skype soon

>tfw you just want a qtpie Korean to talk to you, but only Russians, Turks and Latin Americans check out your profile

>you probably do weird stuff to your pee pee on the daily
She's not wrong there, tbqh

Jap girls are egotistic and get tons of attention on this site even if they are ugly and old

korean girls on IP are shit tier. the vast majority at least.

>japanese girl who's staying in my city messages me, says she's looking for friends here
>chat for a bit
>she stops responding
oh well

wonder whats up with the hordes of t*rk women there'

5/10 last viewers were t*rks

Is there any worse feeling than messaging a girl, who then replies to your message but never views your profile? You just know she isn't interested

>Is there any worse feeling
yes, reading your message, viewing your profile and never replying.

Probably one who reads your message and visits your profile yet doesn't reply.

If she doesn't bother to visit at least it's probably because she's already got enough attention.

>Tfw no Russian gf

Soren21 asked me to give her a womb a taste of American Imperialism

What's the purpose of interpals?
To get foreign titties?
Speaking of which, assuming I'm an attractive guy, would that be easy to achieve?

>tfw Soren21 is not going to reply

try it

>message 3 girls
>first one didn't read
>second one didn't reply
>third one sent pic related

Literally nobody could be doing worse than me.

Darren

What did you write though ?

Message one then

I would feel sorry for you but:

>Sup Forums pass user.

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>>third one sent pic related
did you tell them you bought Sup Forums pass?

I will believe it when I see pictures

Hey :)

how are you)))

Different things.

For example a girl from Aarschot, 'aars' means ass in Dutch so I sent "AARSchot :D" but she did not reply.

You mast began to learn Russian!

Where do you live?)))
What is your name?)))

hi im Poo from thailand!

>aars means ass in dutch

Noooooooooo... I would have never guessed that

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>Hi handsome! We be friends!

Thats all fine and dandy but let me point out that you are a Amecrican. As a American you are responsible for stealing land of many natives and for that I cannot ever forgive you. If you are serious about talking to European women, which I rather you didnt. I beg of 2 things, you dont ruin pure blonde Nordic girls with your American ways, seriously these girls are perfect in every way. I would want nothing more than to cuddle one and watch the stars at night, I would want nothing more than to passionately kiss my blonde, blue eyed Estonia girlfriend in our beautiful field, I would want nothing more than to hold her hips whilst she bakes a lovely cake, and she would look beautiful doing it aswell. We will have many children who we love very much, and we will have many animals as we will live on a farm, our favourite animals would be our cute cats who would also come and cuddle up with me and wife at night. Secondly, dont ruin Russian women, (this is the main point as I am reffering to in your post) I know they think they are cold but I can tell that deep down inside Russian girls are very fragile and innocent. They deserve respect. I would love to cuddle them so theres that. If you are serious about these girls please move to Europe and love them in Europe, do not ruin them by exposing them to America.

"why is your head popping out of a garbage bag"

You are the cuckposter arent you? You'd probably also love to see your European wife be gangraped by a group of pakis

Dont pass down your weak genes.

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>updated my profile pic
>5 minutes pass
>new message

>It's another episode of this drivel

lol

>tfw it's a fag

Kill me.

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At least you made me laugh, user

Hey, at least that means that my new pic is good. R-Right?

Lol, im laughing right now. I left the house because I feel like I needed something to do, I didn't really do much bu then I saw someone I use to know and he asked me if I wanted to get high with him, I said no at first but then reluctantly I decided to, I am a lot happier now,

(one problem is when I was high I told him about how I was annoyed I lost my shit measurements, basically when i needed the toilet for a shit, I would measure my self on the scales before and after to see how much my shit weighed, I collected a few weeks worth of measurements but yeah I accidentally deleted it and didn't have any backups. I think he thinks I was joking, anyway just going to forget about it, dont want anyone in real life thinking im strange)

I have deleted all my porn and

>Dont pass down your weak genes.

I have joined a boxing gym, we will see whos weak when you are posting on Sup Forums and I have ascended into Chad.

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Gay mires are more sincere than women's ones, don't worry comrade

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This thai qt asked to skype and she literally couldn't stop staring at me. I feel fuzzy inside

jesus user. how do you handle skyping?
just the mere thought of it makes me anxious.
i couldn't even send voice messages to my qts without my heart pounding like crazy, having cold sweat on my back and physically trembling.

wtf man, they're just girls. They aren't fucking tigers who will pounce and eat your throat once they smell fear.
Ask them about inane stupid shit and then tease them about it as if they were your little sister.

>qt I haven't replied to in a while views my profile

starting to sweat lads

To the 'Murican in the other thread who wanted a screenie

I'd just asked her what she studied and she got annoyed I hadn't read her profile so that's when I sent this

/The-rebel

Lel she mad you look a right twat

>kek
That dragon lady just told you, son! You aren't going to stand for that, are you Nigel?

I don't like shyping myself, but you have to realize that girls are just as shy too. This girl only wanted to talk over text, so we sent text messages while the camera was on, so I didn't have to talk

brits btfo

>mfw I'm still talking to her

don't listen to the beta orbiters here

your response was perfect. she's self-conscious as fuck

You better dish back, user. I'm getting second hand embarrassment

>talking to a qt
>conversation seemed to go somewhere about language
>we eventually start talking about her
>I ask about how she came about learning English
>she sends a huge paragraph
>oh good, she's no responding reluctantly
>half an hour passes
>no answer to my question
>that's of course fine
>read back through what I said
>I feel like I'm just interrogating her rather than 'getting to know' her
HALP, I CAN'T LOSE THIS ONE. NOT NOW!

How do i talk to someone
im too anxious

I bet she would be a good fuck

All that frustration let out

Then again Asians are like dead fish in bed

>response

He messaged first.

Good.
I sent her some fresh bait. Asked her if she eats cats. Hoping to get some good bantz.

Talk to them about how real communism has never been tried

Lmao no way is this an actual chink bitch. Women don't have a sense of humour. It's just some fat neckbeard catfishing.

I did, we're still bickering a bit but she's chilled out a lot
She doesn't seem a bad person just a bit strange

Good lad

Post responses :^)

nah she's real. I have her on wechat

But I feel scared... I just say this to them? and if they wont respond I'll kill myself. This is why I never message anyone or reply to message

try messaging people you dont want to talk to first, then you wouldnt care if they respond or not

You might be too autistic even for randoms on IP.
Seriously, who the fuck cares? It's not like you'll ever see any of these bitches in real life.

This. Just try and get nudes it's fun.

Get nudes or lewds?

But then I feel a loser even more as some jerk I look down upon ignores me. I am already a loser man. I want to try this maybe it will fix my autism a bit but I'm afraid it will damage my confidence even more.
But what if one of my neighbours or family find my face? Do you think it will be a nice idea if I use someone else photo before I start to message strangers? Also I look like an indian american :(

No she messaged me first actually

>tfw got her skype in 30 minutes

>I look like an indian american
Then make some mestizo children Colombro. You can do this.

Thank you Ameribro.... I'll wait till someone messages me then I will reply this time

Oh, next to ugly I'm also stupid, thanks bro.

Any tips for taking good pictures? Most guides on the internet to take pictures for men assume you're borderline model tier attractive.

just smile and act natural =)

>natural lighting
>camera at ever-so-slight angle
>chin lowered
>head/neck slightly forward. makes you less of a 5-fold chin
>body angled to camera, not straight on. better profiling that way.

t.chad's portrait photographer

lmao More of this please.

requesting assistance pls

can someone make a account with my photos, im not sure weather it is because im autistic or because im ugly im not getting a lot of replies.

talk about yourself a little bit after she says something.

>weather
lol

sure post your profile

THIS
Can someone also do this for me please. I'd be surprised if anyone even answered

Do you like getting cucked, because thats whats gonna happen

Man the fuck up lads.

Don't forget 2 b urself

I've been doing that but holy shit I feel like I'm just interrogating her.

See:
M: How many years have you been learning for?
F: it i a very long story :D
M: How much time do you have? I'm listening. :)
F:*paragraph*
M:*paragraph*
F: hmmm when i was in 10th year i was about 15-16 y.o.
M: I think it is really common for people to find writing/reading easier, for obvious reasons. In Russia, I found listening to be so difficult.
M: I see. That makes sense. :)
F: just at school we spoke rarely
F: i did not hear english speech, did not speak
F: this is the reason
M: Ah, I see. That's a huge shame.
F: :c
M: :c
M: Were your teachers/tutors native English speakers?
M: That's kind of like me with Russian actually. haha
F: of course no, they were not
M: Just curious. I know that teaching/translating is really popular for native English speaking migrants.
M: I suppose you study mathematics of some description at University?
F: haha nooo management and english
M: Oh! Management? Of what kind? I'm partly doing the same.
F: now general management, i will have to choose a specialization soon
M: That's a funny coincidence. Do you have an idea about which specialisation you would like to choose?
F: yes, logistic
M: Nice. Is Nizhniy Novgorod your hometown or did you move for University?
F: it is, but there was the time when i was living in another city and returned
M: Right, where did you move to - do you live with your parents currently?
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holy hell, I'm dry