G-good morning Anonymous!

G-good morning Anonymous!
How c-can I help you today?

If you n-need a kind word, advice on a p-problem you have, or help talking t-to your doctor, I'm here for you!

Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous; your life h-has value. Don't w-waste it over a p-pointless p-pride.

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maslow's kicking my ass today

But my pride is important to me. Just like Verginta the Super Sand

How can I masturbate without lube?

H-how so, dear?

You m-mean the character that discarded his p-pride to raise a child and s-start a family?

Using your h-hands, I wager.

Try spit. Or vegetable oil.

These are substitutes obviously but jacking without lube can lead to dry skin and other unpleasantness

Oh look it's this thread again

same as usual... yellow tier
it's just particularly tough today

>discarded

Whoa there. Real talk Vegeta never dropped his pride. Did he scale it back, did he learn to love and be a better person? Absolutely, but his big sayian pride boner never deflated completely.

W-welcome to the thread, Anonymous

yeah
and so the fight continues

Yea, I want to know how to do it dry

R-real talk, he screams at the heavens t-that he'll never be as powerful as Goku, no m-matter how hard he tries and he accepts t-that and dies to try to rid the planet of Buu's threat.

That's pretty humbling, really.

By using your hand, I already t-told you.

Alice

H-here, maybe this will help
youtube.com/watch?v=PfIB7h7rsOw

how was life in the basement of your captor ika? did he let you beat dogs there?

post your dick you insufferable stuttering trap

Humbling absolutely but to say he discarded it completely is just out of character for him. Did he let it go to make a sacrifice in that moment, absolutely. But as we see in Super he still believes that he may be able to achieve at the very least even footing with his eternal rival

Fuckin love DBZ kek

What do you think of Aussiegirl?

D-don't have one, darling

that was someone else using my ikarous
>you can tell by the fileanames, and no i don't beat dogs anymore, i'm much better now

I know. It's not the best. But it's better than fuckin GT kek

Do you have any advice for how to deal with enablers of a family member's addiction and destructive behavior? She's going to end up in prison because this person keeps supporting her with money and pretending like the 5 DUIs and other run-ins with the law never happened.

I guess there's not much I can do, it's just incredibly frustrating to feel powerless to do anything to help considering anything I say will be shot down by the enabler.

Why don't you have a reddit account?

W-well that goes without saying.

What *is* this dysphoria craze? Is there water to it? Is it just some psycho-babble of people? I've lived my entire life with depression and always feeling a little left of my center, like I never quite fit or belonged to begin with. The gender dysphoria craze has me wondering if maybe it's something to do with that-- but at the same time, I don't really want to invest myself only to find out that the psych fields debunked it the moment they came into contact with it, because it was hogwash.

I'm a broken, miserable, sad and pathetic person and I'm just trying to find something to shed light on it. I'm the one person in my family who's just a chronic underachiever and disappointment and I want nothing more than to be someone they can be proud of being related to. But I never come any closer to the core of my problem and the further I go on, the emptier I feel about life as a whole.

I just want to be something besides faulty merchandise.

Yes. W-walk away. Focus on your own l-life.
There is nothing you can do for that person; work on improving your own life.

Because I'm a channer d-darling.

youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGUgOfD8U

You apparently once had a youporn account. What kind of porn do you watch?

may i go back to your chat for a while?

>craze
No such thing exists

>is there water to it
It's a real condition

>is it just psycho-babble
No, it is very real.

>psych field debunked
This is neurology, and it has substantial evidence. Also this is science, not pseudo-science; there is no debunking basic observations. There may be a better theory to fit the data, but the data will not disappear.

More than that, Anonymous, every life has value. You are not a product, fault or not! You are a human being god damn it!

If you are depressed, reach out!
If you have problems, ask for help!
If you wish to achieve something, draw up a plan, make a schedule, and work on it!

The world doesn't make sense unless you make it, Anonymous. If you have felt this way your entire life, go to your doctor. Help is available.

But why live with a treatable disease when you could be happy?

that seems a little selfish to just abandon them. She's a good person and if she could only get out of the clutches of this other person she could turn her life around easily. It should really be the other way around and the enabler should be the one going to prison.

I p-prefer this version: youtube.com/watch?v=p4e5reGtKJA

N-not all choices should be selfless, Anonymous.
You need t-to take care of yourself first, in t-this case.

Because like I said, as long as that enabler is there, there is nothing anyone can do. But in the same breath, it is not illegal to enable someone, and in many cases, it is beneficial.

The problem is when they are enabling bad behavior.

that one's not bad but I prefer the original
to each their own I guess

I p-prefer the more schizophrenic feel of that t-to the original. Also Gumi's voice is awful.

youtube.com/watch?v=gAKQ13m452o
JubyPhonic has a m-more Gumi voice than the vocaloid

Can you be my wafiu?

Alice is used goods

hey psych user;

I had a bad experience with what i thought was acid (long story but most likely was some test chemical). During the immediate situation, I experienced a lot of what a "stereotypical" bad trip is like. The thing is, I have sufficient evidence to believe that this what not in fact a bad trip, but the people around me (I knew them) intentional manipulating the situation to make it look like so.

Anyway, my problem is that the things I experienced are some what still present now (it's been about a year) and I go through throws of extreme paranoia. I feel like I can't trust anyone because it seems to happen out of nowhere, it's beginning to make me hate almost everyone and I've become extremely isolated. I wasn't extremely popular prior to the incident but I had a moderate to decent amount of friends; now I have none. What do you suggest to deal with such a situation? I've already tried approaching doctors, but they treat me like a liar / schitzophrenic whenever I tell them what I truly believe or they put me on medication that just doesn't work.

Alice please don't ignore me, I need your help so much

No. Waifus are bad for psychological health.

You t-took an RC, oh g-god. Do you at least know w-which one it was?

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Goodness, you really do pop up when least expected, huh?

No advice right now. I'm going to be busy for a couple of days. Get some papers, call a mental health clinic, starting a new job. Busy week!

>gumi's voice is awful
this is a bad opinion and you should feel bad for having it

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You have HPPD d-darling.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucinogen_persisting_perception_disorder

If you h-have good headphones, gray noise c-can mitigate some of the symptoms.

mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/greyNoiseGenerator.php

It h-helps lessen the side effects, but you r-really need a specialist for this sort of t-thing.

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What would your thoughts be about a patient who so desperately needs validation and attention that they spam the whole internet with grade-school level "advice" and shows off their body for lonely depressed basement dwellers who post on Sup Forums?

Wouldn't you say someone who is mentally ill themselves shouldn't be telling other people how to treat their illnesses?

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S-sounds like it. This is m-my morning threads.

Vocaloids are a s-starting point, n-not an end point!

These t-threads really don't l-last long enough for this to be effective.

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user-chan?

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How would you deal with minor sleep paralysis?

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*blinks* I d-don't know of anyone with those symptoms, could y-you please direct me t-to them?

Regardless, no? Why would having a mental illness be disqualifying for a psychologist? Depression and anxiety are seen in a large portion of the population at some point in their lives. Would you restrict someone with say, a phobia of bees from helping others?

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no idea, I'm no stranger to them though. Smoked a lot of synthetic marijuana but never had experiences like i did. Done a lot of acid, had bad trips too and never had an experience like i did either.

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You understand that namefagging and avatarfagging is against the rules right?

If you're gonna be a cringey weeb, don't be a cringey newfag weeb.

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Melatonin or small doses of anti-histamines t-to induce a deeper sleep.

If it occurs frequently, then I would l-leave a picture that makes you h-happy in a visible location from your bed. That p-picture will serve to calm you if you d-do have sleep paralysis so you c-can stay calm until you f-fully wake up.

I'd also try to kick your feet. That tends to work for me.

alice please psychoanalize me so that i can get better, I am currently in group therapy now for my anxiety and he wants me to associate with good people so I thought your chat will be a good place to start, please? i'll do anything

Busy days are the days I have the most energy, so that's wonderful. It's a shame, though. In my old job, visiting your morning threads would be much more possible, but my new one is going to have my working all morning.

...that's going to take some getting used to, as well. But I'll do my best!

Because~ I finally told someone that I love them, and they feel the same~ I know it's just an online relationship, but still. It's a good starting place, and I've never felt so energized.

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says who? Vocaloids are a perfectly fine ending point

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if it effected their ability to treat them, yes. Your overwhelming need for attention leads you to try and help people with problems that are way too complex/serious to be treated with a line or two of empty words and an anime girl picture

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It s-sounds like 25I-NBOMe. I r-recommend reading up on that chemical and t-then emailing m-me if it was: [email protected]

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B-been posting like this for six years. Outlasted moot and m-mods and I'm one of t-the causes of the rule changes.

I think I'll be fine.

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>it's just an online relationship

You're still a human, you get privileges to feelings. If someone chooses to reciprocate, that's good too.

Staying frosty is something you have to do in real life, too, so it's not much as if this is magically all that different in that regard.

As always with the internet, mind your information!

If you have trouble with mornings I suggest tea. Coffee is good but a bit brute force for some people, and tea could be a healthier option for some. Caffeine-free is also generally a better thing.

I'm h-happy for you, Angel

Happened to me once. I was awake but I couldn't move. I tried to speak but nothing came out. In the end I tried to go back to sleep and I guess it worked.

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Yep. Y-you either struggle to wakefulness or g-go back to sleep.

I tend to kick.

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alice please i desperately need your help, please give me another chance

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Hey alice, is that still you? It's me, smiley!

Hi.. today is my birthday, i always feel super miserable on my birthday.. i told my family and friends that i have plans today but really i just didnt want to see them on my birthday,, i think its because affection or something makes me uncomfortable.. i'm actually quite lonely so i wonder whats wrong with me idk why i'm typing this rly

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