I have made up my mind. I'm committing suicide once I'm done doing what I need to do. Already started working towards this project, once it is done, I'm taking my own life.
Tell me what crazy things to try before I end it all.
No I will not try scat porn.
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Try rimjob porn, of course clean
Can you guys fucking suggest anything not porn or even butthole stuff related?
All the drugs you wanted to try in your life.
What do you have to lose anyway/
No
I don't have the kind of money, where I live, drugs are expensive. But hey, I did promise myself to my a few grams of coke the weekend of my departing.
Dude what if scat porn ends up being so great that you decide to not kill yourself?
Why so depresso anyway Sup Forumsud?
That'll give him more reason to kill himself and end up not finishing his project, besides projectile vomiting.
Why would we want something other than porn or butthole stuff?
This is Sup Forums, friend.
Get lsd instead. Gud shit man
Been depressed all my life. Have multiple psychological problems and possible mental illness. The thought of dying doesn't scare me anymore, it gets me excited. The thought of death brings me happiness.
Maybe try Call of Duty, its a awesome game
I get super paranoid very easily, I don't think LSD is the best option. I've done coke multiple times though. Always made me feel good.
Well, if you really feel you'd be better of dead, who is anyone on Sup Forums to tell you otherwise, I just hope it's painless and nobody misses you
fuc of pleb
just kill yourself, holy shit
try to jump with a parachute :D
I'm going to hang myself while tripping on all sorts of shit, death guaranteed. Some people will miss me too much, I'd possibly cause their deaths as well. Therefor I need to go first.
do it on cam
Before you kys you should probably try to rape someone, it's probably the single most thrilling thing a person can do that literally costs nothing. Family members are an easy target (like nieces or nephews), but make sure you are 100% committed to killing yourself afterwards, you don't want to end up in jail for that shit.
You lonely fucks don't deserve that much.
Either way, he should check out LoveRachelle2. If theres any scatgirl who could convert a man, its her and her awesome bubble butt.
Idk man maybe taking LSD could change your way of thinking and you wouldn't want to kill yourself?
I may be a serial killer enthusiast and sadistic prick, but I'm not sick enough to physically harm somebody in a sexual or emotional way while I'm still alive.
>project
It's not a fucking project. Just fucking jump off a cliff FFS. You're full of shit.
Good idea, try it dude
Make a change man, talk to someone; a counselor a help-line the suicide hotline. Confide in people - your friends etc. Take some risks for a better life. Reach out even if you have already.
This
Killing myself is my destiny, I've figured it out a while ago. Being dead will be a lot easier than having to deal with the things I do mentally. So yeah.
Scared you might hurt yourself on it?
Have a prostate orgasm before you die.
Hitchhike before you die.
Public sex is fun. Do that if you haven't already.
Run 10km
Get into a fight if you haven't before
Steal food from supermarkets and give to the homeless
Do a nude run. More witnesses the better.
Snort coke off a stripper tits
nah thats too scary I don't wanna die
When are you going to kill yourself?
Can I have your stuff?
Being dead is all of our destiny. How can you be so sure killing yourself is the right choice?
Seen multiple doctors. Called suicide-help line multiple times. Those were the days I used to be depressed. Now I just feel dead inside. I don't actually feel or express emotions like I used to. I'm basically already dead.
I used to feel that way, but it was more a coping mechanism than actually wanting to - promising myself all my problems and pains would dissapear the moment I started spilling my blood in copious amounts
the fuck
Bump.
>Steal food from supermarkets and give to the homeless
I will def do this
>Snort coke off a stripper tits
Have done this but will do it again
Try doing something new; go on an adventure. Somewhere beautiful. Hawaii, Caribbean etc
lol stay in school, nerd
I suggest stealing a plane and flying it into a building in Mosul
Why not take the people who you don't like with you? Kill them first
Do cops show up or any mental health places try to solicit you after you call the "I desperately need attention" hotline?
How old are you?
Not OP but it doesn't work like that.
Since you've chosen to commit the single most selfish act known to humanity, why not attempt to do a few acts of kindness for others, volunteer at a homeless shelter or some shit
Sure if you get too crazy.
I believe everybody deserves a chance and great luck in life, besides myself of course... I cannot murder.
Depends on where you live. Here in South-Africa they just don't care. They will try sweet talk you and candy coat all the shit you tell them.
So they just talk to you for a while and that's it? Seems pointless.
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The project I'm currently working on is very much related to act of kindness.
Pretty much. They will give you info on doctors to see in close by areas though.
you have any skills any interests other than sitting around thinking about death?
Try giving up everything and living life as a different perspective. Try throwing away everything and running away and live like a monk. Try new drugs. And what's your project if you don't mind sharing
Being scared of death isnt something to be proud of, instead of doing the most stupid things u could ever do y wouldn't u just work to make this world a better place? If u want to text me on telegram username s @ExeVbs
Unless it's clearly obvious you are going to Hero while in the call or after it then yea, they mostly speak with you trying to comfort you into not doing an Hero and give you pointers in psychological help in your area
I'm a good musician singer/guitarist. Well I'm good in most forms of art such as writing, poetry, drawing etc. Almost an accountant. But my passion for art died some time ago.
That's good, so clearly you have a moral compass and are capable of empathy, if you choose to that can be built on try replacing your pain with others happiness, just a thought
Write a manifesto
Sell everything you own. Buy a ticket to somewhere random. Come back in a year.
Good idea. But unfortunately that is not how my emotional system plays out.
cliff jumping obviously. Ridiculously adrenaline pumping shit to do, added bonus you fuck up and you won't get the chance to bitch out of an hero.
DONT. SHOOT. YOUSELF. OR, ANYONE. ELSE.
Feel free to go on a peace truck ride, just dont use guns. Even if you just shoot yourself you'm still contribute to the lgun related death toll that (((they))) are using to convince people to give up their rights
Well clearly there's a lot of completely random ppl interested in seeing you pull out of your spiral, but its your life, hope u find your inspiration I'm sure its out there
Take as many people as you can with you
>implying most gun deaths aren't suicides
Donate money to a charity. Maybe an animal shelter?
Looks like somebody else ITT needs to kill himself.
>implying you have enough brain cells rolling around to be on the up and up with statistics of any kind.
Hey OP, you should try scat porn
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Could always try some vigilante shit.
Ever done shrooms? I recommend it at least once. It's not even potentially fatal like the pill shit, so you buy from someone who isn't gutter filth and you're gold.
I'm curious about your project.
are you chester bennington?
you should earn some money so your family doesnt have to pay for you funeral
We are all going to die eventually why not actually live life to the fullest beforehand. Suicide is a weak pussy thing to do, everyone has they're problems in life not just you, deal with them, overcome them.
Thats sounds selfish. Do you really want people who cared and liked you to kill themselves over you? Are their lives really that worthless for you?
There is still time to get some help
Before you kill yourself, you should sign up on skinhub with the code "zararus" and buy some csgo skins, my code gives up to 1$ and it helps me grow.
Dude don't listen to all those wannabe edgy retards on this site...try and search for something that fulfills you, eventually you'll find it... I've been there too !
>I've committing suicide once
Aree you a ghost?
You do realise if you were to do crazy things you could get arrested and ruin your an hero plans, right?
Why don't you just relax for the time being and make yourself ready? Or you don't really have balls to do it so you kinda wish people would stop ypu and ruin your plan? Vaya con dios.
I'm really tight on money and won't be able to pay for rent.
I've applied for student finance by got rejected.
It would make my day if you lend me £10 on PayPal.
The link is: paypal.me/megaxz/10
Thanks!
Isn't bringing a child into this world the most selfish act one can perform?
Smoke DMT, for a few reasons:
1. DMT sometimes feels like truly dying, you will know what it is like before you do it
2. It's fun, you WILL enjoy it
3.
And this is the most important one, after a breakthrough, you might not what to end it after all.
Lots of love, and make sure to take enough. (If you can't smoke enough snort 100mg, see you on the flip side brother)
im not OP but i might do this when i kms
I think you misread that retard.
When I was younger I actually thought this also, I've experienced a lot since then both + and - and I now think that life or at least the chance of experiencing everything it has to offer is a gift
Do you have a bucket list?
I'd suggest you make one that would let you experience emotions in ways unimaginable.
kill some criminals/cheaters?
Try getting gf/bf or normal life pussy
I'm not op
But I agree he should make a bucket list, challenge the hole he's in
>Tell me what crazy things to try before I end it all.
Live a long, happy life working hard and pursuing varied interests. Fall in love, get laid, start a family, raise children, plant gardens, eat good food, maintain friendships, watch sunsets, smell roses, et cetera. Then die of old age in your sleep at 90.
No, just remember that refugees are all on benefits and they'll always be more important in your governments eyes. Let the hate flow through you.
>plant gardens
Edgy
I changed my mind, I'll give you 20$ because I was in that same situation a month ago. But I'll have to do it tmw cause that's when I get paid. That is, unless you're a stupid migrant fuck.