User, she is alone, go say hi

user, she is alone, go say hi.

Hey how's going I was there and happen to see you sitting alone figured I come over and he if I could join you. Mind?

hey y'alright?

ew get lost you fucking freak

only after I finish sucking on a 10 inch cock

Hey weird bitch let me buy you some wine

This place looks like a funeral home, lets go get a burrito bitch

Hello m'lady, I see there is only one chair. Perhaps you could give it to me, then you will be able to sit on my face. Do you like memes?

>"HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA. You're still sitting there after I dumped you on our first date?! You're so patheeeeeeeetic. Maybe I will consider shagging you after you get a nose-job sweety"
All the customers and employees stand up in ovation at my display of overt masculinity.

I wanna do u

Do your feet hurt?

No, why do you care? I'm like so upset about something. CAN'T YOU SEE??

such super cringe assfuck

what's up?

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What the hell did you just rape to me? You patriarchal raping rapist

*shivers while voice quivers*
h-hi b-b-beautiful...do you like sonic t-too?
*sits down and strips off shirt and grabs her tightly*

Do you like anime?

No bitch, you've just been running through my mind all day

Aren't you that chick from those movies I cant think about right now?

:from across the room:
AYO HOL UP GURL LEMME HOLLA

I don't know, you like, wouldn't understand, no one here even cares about fred Thompson anymore. I mean, he almost didn't drop out of the race for president that one time 12 years ago. He's a himan bean why are everybody so mean !!!!11

"Forsooth my fair maiden! It appears thou hath been stood up by thy potential suitor - which is a most uncouth way to treat such a fine specimen of femininity. Wouldst thou do me honour of allowing me to sit with thee and delight thee with tales of wit, derring-do and forced buggery?"

*Oh, superior genes, must breed*

MY NAME IS JEFF

More like running from your mind you sexist pig

Can't say hi, don't want her to be able to recognize my voice after I follow her to her car, kidnap her and put him in my trunk.

That's the spirit

You must be new here.

MY NAME IS JUDGE

I think I've seen that girl before. Reminds me of a pornstar called Rilee Marks

All the fucking betas in the thread. Just tell her you like her dress or something or that her hair is nice. Women arent that fucking hard dipshits

>no extended pinky finger whilst drinking her tea

WHORE! SLUT! JEZEBEL! SKANK! HUSSY!

that girl that suddenly became a man

May I offer you some dick?

You're ruining our fun you stupid asshole. Go back to facebook

Hello, m'lady. They call me the Meme Lord. May I have a seat?

>Just tell her you like her dress or something or that her hair is nice
Umm... no. You tell her she's a whore, and she'll immediately beg to suck your dick.

*sad emojii *

Forty keks! This is exactly what most of the autistic fuckers on here would do

No thanks I'm full

>go say hi

Hi.

RAAAAAPE

MY SIDES HAVE REACHED ORBIT

Like dick is going to stop me. Chloroform works on both sexes last time I check.

This sums it up.

*splashes dakkar* hey beetch, you come ride in Maserati right now, yes? I show you powerful diiick. Eh?

Greetings m'lady,

Might I interest you in a rousing conversation with a gentlemen like myself over ficticious religion and my little pony?

AYO GURL WATCHU DURIN

"Hi, n-nice to meet you!.. Let's order a b-bowl of eggs... here, y-you m-must eat them all"

*giggle* nothing

This is not usually a good situation to approach someone, but it did it once with success. It was at a hotel conference setting, so lots of singles. Went something like:
>hi. If you want some annoying company, I'm your guy"

It gives her an easy out, and makes it less awkward.

I have a dick and a knife, and one of these is going in you

Why not both?

"Fuck yeah," she replies, standing to reveal that her left leg is not, in fact, a leg, but a huge, pulsing, veiny cock.

The latest arcade fire amirite?

>gets sloshy wet
>panties saturated
>blushing
>imagining his swollen nigger cawk
>body involuntarily ovulates
n-nothing Jamal, have a seat

"Fuck yeah," she replies, standing to reveal that her left leg is not, in fact, a leg, but a huge, pulsing, veiny cock.

"hey did you order the side nigga? i have arrived."

Fair enough

Hi

That's a shame bae, now let's see that butthole.

*pulls out chair* hey what's up, I'm here with my friends and I decided to ditch them because they were lame til u came along. Want to hang out but I'll warn u I won't treat u with respect.

>do my best nigger walk to her
>let her know my penis is small
>ask how much she costs

"he sup bitch" *flops in chair* "I'm drunk as fuck and I'm here now. Don't tell anyone but I'm currently on the lamb from the FBI. You have to help me"

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Perro caca.

Chloe actually seems like a really cool girl.

He...hey do you like stuff, hehe
you know I have a futa collection at home if you wanna see.
We don't have to have sex or anything.

She only dates blacks tho.

The wall

"You're my next victim".

u win

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But her leg isn't even visible.