Be me

>be me
>in class. 16
>dont listen to teacher, talk to qt3.14 beside me.
>hear banging on door
>im closest and want the girl to see how much of a gent i am
>go to open door
>turning handle
>BOOM
>get slammed between door and wall
>think my nose is broken
>man walks, no runs in
>he screeches "SSPARKLECOOOOKKKEEEE"
>he fucking warps to the girls desk slamming his elbow onto her desk, she's terrified.
>he proceeds to screech and moan out "I LIKE BIG TITS AND LIL' GIRRRRLS! (and curvy girls too)"
>he then takes this bag of sparkly pink powder (pick related) and shove it under her nose, her eyes go crazy her tears are pink.
>he pukes everywhere it looks like a k-pop band fucked a unicorn and the cupcake jizz leaked out of his mouth
>literally pink fucking rainbows.
>some hits her face...
>holy shit
>she's fucking cumming.
>me? I'm still indented into the wall.
>fallout (3 not 4)
>face on the floor
>he grabs me.
>odeargod.jpg
>he has the powder
>i try to break free
>it's all over my face
>c-cant
>breath
>give in
>everything is pink
>it smells like sound
>feels good man.
>black out.
>
>
>end of SPARKLECOKE. pt.1

>only gets worse from here

Why am I reading this?

Uncomfortably interested

JustStop.bat

wut?

You have my eye.

more context nigger

Do continue

did op died?

god help me
>SPARKLECOKE pt2
>FUCKFEST BOOGALOO
>
>
>be me again.
>wake up
>hot girl i was talking too slapdab on me cock
>look
>no condom, just sparklecoke
>ohwell.jpg
>face sticky
>licks lips
>tastes... like strawberry
>look around class room
>hyper preachy boy sucking some dudes cock lol
>see teacher
>thereisnogod.png
>she's out of her mind humping a dictionary
>she stops and just drops the dictionary
>thud
>she leans back in chare and pulls finger out of herself
>she becomes a fountain of pink fairy kei looking cum
>shes screaming
>"SPARKLECOOOKKKEEEE"
>immediately leave
>open locker
>Full of sparklecoke
>open locker next to it, jizz spills out all over my face
>no reaction
>no emotion
>stone cold.
>
>
>
>hear it from outside.
>
>
>"SPARKLECOOOKKKE"
>end of part 2.

wut

Fucking Slaaneshi, I swear...

do continue OP

part 3 coming

...

Lithium needed

Glass batteries

They use sodium, more economically and environmentally sound

NEED MORE SPARKLECOKEEEEE!

>SPARKLECOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This my Sup Forumsros, is my ticket to hell.

>leave hallway
>its all the same
>principle fucking the copier
>shooting black ink in her pussy
>mfw
>leave school
>I'm at the bus stop
>bus pulls up
>finally something normal
>don't look at driver just get on the bus
>the bus starts up
>bus driver mumbling
>"hey man ya need to speak up" i call
>"s-sp"
>i reply "whats that man?"
>"spar-spar-SPARRRRRKLE-C-C-CCOOOKKEEEE" he screams
>its my stop
>leap out of bus fire escape
>run inside
>thank god I'm home
>
>
>end of part 3
end?

nope.

basically the teacher

yes, stop now. Take your meds Nathan

It can't stop, I need to know if everyone in your house is part of the sparklecoke epidemic

Give me the SparkleCOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEE

PART 4
its not oger

>thank god im home
>walk in door
>dad sitting on chair
>i say "hi dad!"
> he looks up, shadow over his face
>mom's too
>a friend of mine, short girl loves fairy kai emerges from the shadow
>shes holding a bag
>no
>oh god please no
>she's holding a bag of sparkle coke
>its the glitter
>all the glitter in fiery kai
>it's ALL sparklecoke
>her face is covered in it
>my parents too
>i cant escape
>she lunges at me
>then to my terror
>i realize
>im not wearing pants
>im gonna get raped by a loli.

I must know how you're going to end this epidemic. Epic 1v1 combat? Taking on the whole town? Nuking it from orbit? I must know

MOAR SPARKLECOOOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEE

...

part 5?
>i-it...
>it was really good man
>holy shit that tight pussy
>i-i cant stop
>she's forcing more coke in my nose
>SPARKLECOKE
>SSSPPPAAARKLEECOOO(KKK)E
>FUCK YEAH IM GONNA RIP THIS FUCKING JAP YELLO SKIN ASSHOLE APART
>NUKE DAT LOLIPUSSI

wut

Why the fuck am I so intrigued by this?

Part 6. You will never be free OP.

real part 5
>i really did fuck the jap loli pink bitch though
>she cries pink tears when i go i the backdoor
>they taste amazing
>i really cant stop its been hours
>long enough to beat a hoi4 campaign
>im starting to get addicted to the sparklecoke
>shes been wearing it for years, its in her skin
>her sweat
>her juices
>its seeping through my skin
>for the first time in years
>i cant stop smiling
>i feel myself get taller
>cant stop yelling
>"SPARKLECOKE!"
>and other lines like
>"I'MA GONNA LEWD DA LOLI PUSSY"
>with one last unholy screech I unload
>she flies off like a bottle rocket
>i yell out "I LIKE BIG TITS AND LIL GIRRRRLS"
>i cant stop myself
>i run to my mirror
>thereisnogod.
>i am god
>i am the god
>OF SPARKLECOKE.

Please tell this is a hero's journey. Please tell me that there's some redemption

Pretty sure Oedipus has more redemption than this guy.
Also don't tell me this sparkle coke thing is real. Obviously the story is fabricated but real pink coke?

Reddit tier

will be posting on RP if interested lol

I believe in him. He can be redeemed. And yes, I believe sparkelcoke is real. It has to be. This story is too compelling

Heretics. Heretics everywhere.

What would the proper method of redemption be? An hero? Colab with Alex Jones? Eating nothing but new york street food?

this

The only way to redeem himself would be to end the sparklecoke epidemic

...

Burn it

part 6
i am sparklecokeman
>pick up the loli
>toss her over shoulder
>find little brother
>pick him up
>take sparkle coke and ram his god damned bitch face in it
>"smell you LITTLE FUCKING BITCH"
>he snorts it up
>carry him to his little "girlfriend's" house
>toss him through her window with a bag of sparklecoke in hand
>"GET 'EM YOUNG IT FEELS BETTER!"
>there's a scream and the sound of snorting.
>i smile
>my work is done here
>time to go find more lolli pussi

>part 7 on the way


snort it. its the only way.
and i have dubs

or maybe not...

crush to fine powder and snort it all

CRUSH IT UP
MIX IT IN SHIT
AND FUCKING EAT IT FAGGOT

FEELS GOOOODDDD

Snort it, post results

It's not real.

Dubs I see not, Dubs I asked of not.

Repeating digits I asked, and received first.

If thou want thine powder of might, thou shalt retrieve it from the Reservoir of Hoover along Roads of Spring. I shall wait thine arrival, falchion in hand.

You have two hours.

Be there or be square.

...

Erm no this narrative is basically game of thrones how could it not be

Shit, I'm too far away. I need at least ten hours to get there. Is a spear ok to use?

I LOVE SPARKLECOKE

Square I am not, for I am rather plump.

Timestamp thine arrival and post it, I shall arrive in time after.

...

This

And this is why I love Sup Forums

Only other thing I have is a machete. Close enough to a falchion, right?

Thou art not myself, bring whatever dueling apparatus you see fit.
Or, if you are faithful, and impress me with your miracles you shall recieve my pink crystal resin.

>M'lord
>*tips fedora*

>miracles
Sup Forumsro, I'm Jesus. My miracles are top tier

The k-pop part killed me

As a reminder I shall not show myself until thou can prove their arrival at the great wall of Hoover.
Thou doth know what wall I speak of, yes?

AND THEN, you woke up with hot spunk dripping out your ass, fuck you faggot. KYS. When I laugh I win faggot.

user is at Hoover Damn, we need a vegasfag to meet him there and fight him

Why am I spending my night reading shit like this. Bump or roll for whatever op is wanting ffs.

Wrong dam faglord.

Hoover RESERVOIR, not Hoover DAM.

Fuck, I was wrong

I have a boner for some reason

We need someone to venture to this "Hoover Reservoir" and fight a faggot with a machete. Who will be Sup Forums's champion?

Fag I am not.
Dark souls fan with a bottle of pink mystery powder I am.

We're all faggots in arms here

This is like an ADHD fueled obnoxious version of a corruption fetish

How am I interested in this... Do go on tho!

Have you figured out where I am yet?

Yeet, you're somewhere near Columbus, Ohio

No really, wut?

Someone fckin screencap this pls

More like someone in Ohio fucking rip this guy a new one in a machete fight

My name is ChildPornIsLife. Sup Forums is awesome

Someone go there and timestamp yourself there. We can summon him or something that way

part 7

>time to find that loli pussy!!!
>hunting
>hunting
>see rival school to my own
>heard the girls are tiny
>jackpot
>rush in, grabbing lolis by the arm
>but then it happens.
>her
>the queen of lolis
>she has a fucking RPG
>ohshit.jpg
>what do?

vote kiddos

Watch child porn

Go to Ohio and quit writing green text

Watch child porn

Stop being autistic. Stfu autismfag

I know it's you sedge

Come on you fucking goyums go to Hoover Reservoir

Here's a timestamp from earlier to prove it's me.
I have grown tired waiting. Try again tomorrow, maybe. I might just use these sprinkles on my ice cream before I give them to one of you.