>be me >in class. 16 >dont listen to teacher, talk to qt3.14 beside me. >hear banging on door >im closest and want the girl to see how much of a gent i am >go to open door >turning handle >BOOM >get slammed between door and wall >think my nose is broken >man walks, no runs in >he screeches "SSPARKLECOOOOKKKEEEE" >he fucking warps to the girls desk slamming his elbow onto her desk, she's terrified. >he proceeds to screech and moan out "I LIKE BIG TITS AND LIL' GIRRRRLS! (and curvy girls too)" >he then takes this bag of sparkly pink powder (pick related) and shove it under her nose, her eyes go crazy her tears are pink. >he pukes everywhere it looks like a k-pop band fucked a unicorn and the cupcake jizz leaked out of his mouth >literally pink fucking rainbows. >some hits her face... >holy shit >she's fucking cumming. >me? I'm still indented into the wall. >fallout (3 not 4) >face on the floor >he grabs me. >odeargod.jpg >he has the powder >i try to break free >it's all over my face >c-cant >breath >give in >everything is pink >it smells like sound >feels good man. >black out. > > >end of SPARKLECOKE. pt.1
>only gets worse from here
Nathaniel Long
Why am I reading this?
Carson Howard
Uncomfortably interested
Jeremiah Baker
JustStop.bat
Michael Jackson
wut?
Jeremiah Taylor
You have my eye.
Henry Ramirez
more context nigger
Jose Jones
Do continue
Mason Bennett
did op died?
John Perez
god help me >SPARKLECOKE pt2 >FUCKFEST BOOGALOO > > >be me again. >wake up >hot girl i was talking too slapdab on me cock >look >no condom, just sparklecoke >ohwell.jpg >face sticky >licks lips >tastes... like strawberry >look around class room >hyper preachy boy sucking some dudes cock lol >see teacher >thereisnogod.png >she's out of her mind humping a dictionary >she stops and just drops the dictionary >thud >she leans back in chare and pulls finger out of herself >she becomes a fountain of pink fairy kei looking cum >shes screaming >"SPARKLECOOOKKKEEEE" >immediately leave >open locker >Full of sparklecoke >open locker next to it, jizz spills out all over my face >no reaction >no emotion >stone cold. > > > >hear it from outside. > > >"SPARKLECOOOKKKE" >end of part 2.
Kayden Cooper
wut
Blake Adams
Fucking Slaaneshi, I swear...
Landon Brooks
do continue OP
Nolan Roberts
part 3 coming
Daniel Wilson
...
Jackson Reyes
Lithium needed
Henry Martin
Glass batteries
Landon Brooks
They use sodium, more economically and environmentally sound
Grayson Phillips
NEED MORE SPARKLECOKEEEEE!
Nathan Perez
>SPARKLECOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matthew Clark
This my Sup Forumsros, is my ticket to hell.
>leave hallway >its all the same >principle fucking the copier >shooting black ink in her pussy >mfw >leave school >I'm at the bus stop >bus pulls up >finally something normal >don't look at driver just get on the bus >the bus starts up >bus driver mumbling >"hey man ya need to speak up" i call >"s-sp" >i reply "whats that man?" >"spar-spar-SPARRRRRKLE-C-C-CCOOOKKEEEE" he screams >its my stop >leap out of bus fire escape >run inside >thank god I'm home > > >end of part 3 end?
Jonathan Thomas
nope.
Nolan Williams
basically the teacher
Landon Clark
yes, stop now. Take your meds Nathan
Mason Ortiz
It can't stop, I need to know if everyone in your house is part of the sparklecoke epidemic
Liam Jackson
Give me the SparkleCOOOOOOKKKKKEEEEEE
Camden Powell
PART 4 its not oger
>thank god im home >walk in door >dad sitting on chair >i say "hi dad!" > he looks up, shadow over his face >mom's too >a friend of mine, short girl loves fairy kai emerges from the shadow >shes holding a bag >no >oh god please no >she's holding a bag of sparkle coke >its the glitter >all the glitter in fiery kai >it's ALL sparklecoke >her face is covered in it >my parents too >i cant escape >she lunges at me >then to my terror >i realize >im not wearing pants >im gonna get raped by a loli.
Colton Adams
I must know how you're going to end this epidemic. Epic 1v1 combat? Taking on the whole town? Nuking it from orbit? I must know
Luke Cooper
MOAR SPARKLECOOOOOOOOKKKKKKEEEEEE
Landon Bennett
...
Angel Clark
part 5? >i-it... >it was really good man >holy shit that tight pussy >i-i cant stop >she's forcing more coke in my nose >SPARKLECOKE >SSSPPPAAARKLEECOOO(KKK)E >FUCK YEAH IM GONNA RIP THIS FUCKING JAP YELLO SKIN ASSHOLE APART >NUKE DAT LOLIPUSSI
Gavin Scott
wut
Jayden Garcia
Why the fuck am I so intrigued by this?
Brandon Green
Part 6. You will never be free OP.
Jaxson Lewis
real part 5 >i really did fuck the jap loli pink bitch though >she cries pink tears when i go i the backdoor >they taste amazing >i really cant stop its been hours >long enough to beat a hoi4 campaign >im starting to get addicted to the sparklecoke >shes been wearing it for years, its in her skin >her sweat >her juices >its seeping through my skin >for the first time in years >i cant stop smiling >i feel myself get taller >cant stop yelling >"SPARKLECOKE!" >and other lines like >"I'MA GONNA LEWD DA LOLI PUSSY" >with one last unholy screech I unload >she flies off like a bottle rocket >i yell out "I LIKE BIG TITS AND LIL GIRRRRLS" >i cant stop myself >i run to my mirror >thereisnogod. >i am god >i am the god >OF SPARKLECOKE.
Connor Bell
Please tell this is a hero's journey. Please tell me that there's some redemption
Easton Anderson
Pretty sure Oedipus has more redemption than this guy. Also don't tell me this sparkle coke thing is real. Obviously the story is fabricated but real pink coke?
Brayden Sanders
Reddit tier
Aiden Edwards
will be posting on RP if interested lol
Hunter Cook
I believe in him. He can be redeemed. And yes, I believe sparkelcoke is real. It has to be. This story is too compelling
Luis Bailey
Heretics. Heretics everywhere.
Jonathan Fisher
What would the proper method of redemption be? An hero? Colab with Alex Jones? Eating nothing but new york street food?
Caleb Garcia
this
Cameron Jones
The only way to redeem himself would be to end the sparklecoke epidemic
David Cruz
...
Henry Morris
Burn it
Parker Howard
part 6 i am sparklecokeman >pick up the loli >toss her over shoulder >find little brother >pick him up >take sparkle coke and ram his god damned bitch face in it >"smell you LITTLE FUCKING BITCH" >he snorts it up >carry him to his little "girlfriend's" house >toss him through her window with a bag of sparklecoke in hand >"GET 'EM YOUNG IT FEELS BETTER!" >there's a scream and the sound of snorting. >i smile >my work is done here >time to go find more lolli pussi
>part 7 on the way
snort it. its the only way. and i have dubs
Nicholas Green
or maybe not...
Leo Rogers
crush to fine powder and snort it all
Noah Rodriguez
CRUSH IT UP MIX IT IN SHIT AND FUCKING EAT IT FAGGOT
FEELS GOOOODDDD
Noah Walker
Snort it, post results
Xavier Hernandez
It's not real.
Zachary Murphy
Dubs I see not, Dubs I asked of not.
Repeating digits I asked, and received first.
If thou want thine powder of might, thou shalt retrieve it from the Reservoir of Hoover along Roads of Spring. I shall wait thine arrival, falchion in hand.
You have two hours.
Nolan Adams
Be there or be square.
Isaac Diaz
...
Henry Richardson
Erm no this narrative is basically game of thrones how could it not be
Nathaniel Reed
Shit, I'm too far away. I need at least ten hours to get there. Is a spear ok to use?
Josiah Watson
I LOVE SPARKLECOKE
Dominic Lee
Square I am not, for I am rather plump.
Timestamp thine arrival and post it, I shall arrive in time after.
Parker Rogers
...
Noah Morris
This
Easton Thompson
And this is why I love Sup Forums
Lucas Morris
Only other thing I have is a machete. Close enough to a falchion, right?
Austin Butler
Thou art not myself, bring whatever dueling apparatus you see fit. Or, if you are faithful, and impress me with your miracles you shall recieve my pink crystal resin.
Anthony Morgan
>M'lord >*tips fedora*
Ryan Parker
>miracles Sup Forumsro, I'm Jesus. My miracles are top tier
Samuel Gonzalez
The k-pop part killed me
Luke Hughes
As a reminder I shall not show myself until thou can prove their arrival at the great wall of Hoover. Thou doth know what wall I speak of, yes?
Michael Flores
AND THEN, you woke up with hot spunk dripping out your ass, fuck you faggot. KYS. When I laugh I win faggot.
Jace Sullivan
user is at Hoover Damn, we need a vegasfag to meet him there and fight him
David Howard
Why am I spending my night reading shit like this. Bump or roll for whatever op is wanting ffs.
Logan Price
Wrong dam faglord.
Hoover RESERVOIR, not Hoover DAM.
Matthew Smith
Fuck, I was wrong
Luis Ramirez
I have a boner for some reason
Brayden Taylor
We need someone to venture to this "Hoover Reservoir" and fight a faggot with a machete. Who will be Sup Forums's champion?
Colton Cruz
Fag I am not. Dark souls fan with a bottle of pink mystery powder I am.
Charles Cox
We're all faggots in arms here
Samuel Ross
This is like an ADHD fueled obnoxious version of a corruption fetish
Christopher Nelson
How am I interested in this... Do go on tho!
Aiden Harris
Have you figured out where I am yet?
Mason Miller
Yeet, you're somewhere near Columbus, Ohio
Anthony Jones
No really, wut?
Owen Long
Someone fckin screencap this pls
Ayden Flores
More like someone in Ohio fucking rip this guy a new one in a machete fight
Juan Martin
My name is ChildPornIsLife. Sup Forums is awesome
Thomas Butler
Someone go there and timestamp yourself there. We can summon him or something that way
Nicholas Wright
part 7
>time to find that loli pussy!!! >hunting >hunting >see rival school to my own >heard the girls are tiny >jackpot >rush in, grabbing lolis by the arm >but then it happens. >her >the queen of lolis >she has a fucking RPG >ohshit.jpg >what do?
vote kiddos
Jackson Myers
Watch child porn
Adam Carter
Go to Ohio and quit writing green text
Ryder Butler
Watch child porn
Stop being autistic. Stfu autismfag
Lincoln Nguyen
I know it's you sedge
Angel Price
Come on you fucking goyums go to Hoover Reservoir
Juan Collins
Here's a timestamp from earlier to prove it's me. I have grown tired waiting. Try again tomorrow, maybe. I might just use these sprinkles on my ice cream before I give them to one of you.