YuroBowl 2017 Grand Final thread #3

Holy shit a goal, 1-0 Atlanta

anime

>de gay

CASUALS

when are you going to fuck off?

that album ad was actually pretty cool

too bad it was for a fucking car what the shit do cars have to do with it

>de gay

xth for handegg

Louis C.K. rolls on stage, his worm body hanging over his Ixian cart, crushes a stool with five-ton body. His face is somber.

>Fremen... I wanna be serious for a moment. I've got something I need to say.
*Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience*
>My Hwi... my Hwi just gave birth to a healthy Harkonnen baby boy!
*Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations!"*
>Nine months ago my wife was bred by a strong Harkonnen bull, and today I held the product of his virile seed in my indestructible arms. I couldn't have been more proud.
>But you know, when I was in the nursery, I looked around at the other babies too. And when I looked at the Atreides babies...
*Crowd begins to hiss and boo*
>I know how you feel, everyone. But when I looked at the Atreides babies, and more specifically the, uh, diaper area. I noticed that they all had...
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE ATREIDES SANDTROUT!"*
>I couldn't believe how tiny those things were! I felt SORRY for the women who have had to put up with THAT for the past three millennia!
*Laughter*
>But when I looked down at the baby in my arms, I could see from one glance that he had a...
*Crowd shouts in unison "BIG HARKONNEN SANDWORM!"*
>I was like "Damn, this thing is bigger than me, and he's just a baby!" So much for "the golden path", huh?
*More laughter*
>I know one day he's gonna please a LOT of Atreides women unhappy with their husbands' tiny sandtrout, just like me!
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one Bene Gesserit shouts, "Me first, me first!"*
>Sorry, but there's already a hundred Face Dancers ahead of you on the list.
*Crowd "aw"s*
>Hey, you MIGHT be able to get to the top of the list... if you ride the worm of every Tleilaxu here, right now!
*Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "SIAYNOQ!" and "Ride that Shai-Hulud!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first Tleilaxu. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service Tleilaxu after Tleilaxu.*

why dont the patriots try and stop them from scoring? seems like that would be a good strategy

They're waiting for lady gaga obviously

the sticky is moving so fast no one will notice I'm gay

in a few hours until next year

THESE THREADS USED TO BE COMFY

>he slipped

Who wants one?

>de gay

I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA

BLACK X6 PHANTOM

>7-0
Fucking hell lads I go for a quick cuppa and the game is already over.

I miss the play offs ;_;

7-0 ?
i just saw one goal

>dog barking because I'm in the kitchen

Little dickhead I'm going to knock him out

Wonder what the Yanks must think of the Beeb's coverage

How are they still making Transformer movies?
Who wants to see them?

And why are there so many superhero movies still?

I hate everyone.

our guys won the game

Be>le Chick

okay, that justin timberlake ad was kinda funny

>grand final
surely 'Cup Final' is more Yuro?

fuck you faggot

also that goal was an easy tap in

Why did we call it New England? What exactly were we planning?

Stop talking about adverts

This is a no ad zone

kill it

Fucking hell, 12 minutes still to go. Start of the 2nd quarter feels like ages ago.

If you aren't a casual this isn't the thread for you

Casuals aren't welcome

>actually caring about the sport itself

LOL
uncuck yourself please

Touchdown is 6 points

Extra point kick is 1 point

>t. mong who didn't watch the playoffs

this is OUR thread mate, we've been in them since the wildcard games

He was only in one commercial.

Why is this Dion Lewis spinning like a beyblade so much?

>For my film on the subject of Ameriboos, I decided to visit Dean from Milton Keynes, an Office Administrator by day and American sports fan by night. The first time we met was on "Superbowl Sunday", the annual finale of the American Football league or "NFL" as it's more commonly known.

>Dean had spent about £50 on snacks and beer for him and his pals, and even made some hotdogs with authentic American mustard, but they all left at 1am and seemed bored and more interested in arriving on time at work the next day.

>Dean and I were now alone watching the game, but curiously we weren't watching the BBC coverage of the game, Dean insisted that we get a more authentic viewing experience. so he had hooked his laptop up to his TV and a pirated Fox Sports stream he had obtained from the popular online forum "Reddit" was playing. His reasoning for this was so we could watch the lavishly produced adverts or "commercials" during breaks in play. Dean got excited whenever someone made a tackle or ran a few yards with the ball, it was all rather perplexing.

Pats choking like a yank after his fifteenth bucket of imitation crab legs

There are stickies for shitposting. This is a comfy thread

Bang him Blud

>tfw Nipplegate is 13 years ago

How long us hate time lads?

China, China makes it profitable
Oh and the great unwashed that go for the same factory product
Board-room conservatism has completely taken over Hollywood, they'd rather have a comfortable reboot flop than anything new
Don't think it's sustainable though

WHATS WITH THESE FUCKING ADS?!

Calling the TV license people tomorrow to give them a right earfull

haha he's trending

Dominos called about my delivery and said they didn't have any Korean sticky wings after I ordered them. I got spicy chicken kicker bites instead but I feel pretty disappointed tbqh

The fox stream doesn't have ads moron

so many adverrts

You guys were lazy fucks. Just taking English names and putting New in front of it. New England. New Jersey. New York. New Wales. I live in New York and I have to deal with this cuck name my whole life.

start your own thread if you dont like it faget

spin to win

/gaga/

eh it's the super bowl idk what I expect it's a big influx of people

cant they just pick some up at the local chinky's on the way over?

copypastas are gettin weird...

Stop saying "deeee-fence" Chappers

You should know better

I just can't stop clapping Louis. It's like it takes over me and I do it without thinking.

>tfw all ads are about pizza-burgers

>do not attempt

LOL YANKS

The game would be better if the same players who played on offense also played on defense

>Do not attempt warning on throwing your car off a cliff

...

the puritans literally wanted a new England dummy

>the tiny "Do not attempt." on the throwing-car-of-cliff ad
lost my shit

You'd think so

fucking kek

I just can't fathom what drives a person to make a "LOL HANDBALL" joke after retards have already been making that joke for an hour

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Also, fuck this dire BBC coverage

No brit who isn't a virgin watched this shit game more than once a year

was just about to get rid of my car in style

He says Faulcons like yanks do too

i know, right? Have you ever had one? they suck.

Felt bad for this chap desu

Member 24?

>guys pushes car off cliff
>do not attempt required to be put on screen

Top Kek funniest advert yet

There are towns in England called Boston and Washington, so it could be worse.

>Yes. Extremely illegal

Hahaha fucken ameridumbs

Let's have a look at what this idiot did... in America!

Pats D getting blown to smithereens

>new 24 guy is black

ATLANTA SURGE

>tfw no Lucozade

cringe

It's about the quality casuals deserve

>tfw she retired
>tfw Anjelica retired

rip porn to b h

Pats need to keep this deficit at 7 up to HT or this is O V E R

>no fun allowed
fuck off autist

>but they all left at 1am and seemed bored and more interested in arriving on time at work the next day
lel

especially the new one with bbq chicken

BASED SPINBRO

Imagine being at a shitty party right now, on a Sunday evening, with people you don't like, probably liberal and anti Trump, watching this shit show

Lel Normies BTFO

>Be a Yank
>See someone pushing his car off a cliff on the telly
>Feel like I have to try it myself

it's the "memes ha ha"

>le literally watch one game a year and complain it doesn't make any sense posters

pls just go to sleep

>Patriots kick it downfield
>Patriots player catches it after a bounce
>Atlanta get possession

Explain this shit

Cuck

just stop embarrassing yourself you melt

I remember here there was an advert with a car doing stunts on a ski halfpipe, it was all blatantly done by cgi and it said not to try and recreate it