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NEED a tall gf buds
sitting in the garage with car on
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>Bill Nye rides in on mechanical dinosaur
>"Hey kids, you wanna hear something cool about dinosaurs?"
>Crowd goes silent in anticipation
>"It's confirmed that dinosaurs had gay sex"
>Gasps and thunderous applause
>"Some dinosaurs had multiple genders, called 'Xinosaurs'"
>Aggressive applause
>"However there were some conservative dinosaurs who tried to oppress them into two genders, male and female"
>Boo's and hisses emit from audience, somebody yells "Xinosaur lives matter!"
>"But seriously now, global warming killed off the dinosaurs, like global warming will kill us if we don't stop conservatives from oppressing those with multiple genders"
>Clapping has opened inter-dimensional portal, real dinosaurs start walking on stage.
>"Ladies and gentlemen, Xinosaurs are real!"
>Audience lines up to apologize and pay reparations to Xinosaurs, while clapping.
'sheed
this was made first nigga
sitting in the car with the garage on
I reckon I'd make quite a fit bird if I put on all the make-up and that
wrong
the MIDDLE class has ceased to exist
the working class have been duped into thinking they are middle class so they feel better
note that the underclass (dole scroungers) is still alive and well
where the fuck are we lads
>tfw i NEED one because I actually am tall
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that's a good point
the people have voted with their captchas
fuck off
in the first thread to be made, as always
Athens was a proto-liberal polity amongst its male citizen population.
>especially Aristotle/Plato who both hated democracy.
Literally has no bearing on what Liberalism. Liberalism is not necessarily mass rule (what I assume is democratic) nor is it republican rule.
>it runs on slavery
>muh womens rights!
It's so common to arbitrarily or fallaciously characterize any ideology/politics by how they factor what are perceived as irrelevant or non-citizen populations.
LOVE pints
>the working class have been duped into thinking they are middle class so they feel better
correct
Embourgeoisement tbqh
Mad to realise that the Emperor's New Clothes is a literal children's story and yet adults are walking around saying that men are women in case they look daft.
YOU ARE A VAPOR TRAIL
IN A DEEP BLUE SKY
>he gets sexual gratification from singing to /brit/ and getting no response
>he scours every thread for people talking about him
the middle class is alive and well
Don't give the balding paki sex tourist the satisfaction.
>playin a game
>"France will never inherit England in this personal uni-"
Lad, watch this. Mon see what happens in a minute here. Watching?
I really dont think most people are on board with the transgender thing
what's his endgame?
schlomo
got lots of /brit/ lifehacks
in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym
ask me and ill share what i've learnt
what do you think Liberal even means?
ancient democracy was based on the positive notion of active participation while modern liberal democracy is based on negative rights and representation.
there were no real rights of man in Athenian democracy, at best male citizens had the ability to show up for the assembly and voice their concerns/cast their votes.
it didn't really protect the rights of "minority" voices or even citizens who lived too far away to make it for regular daily assemblies.
granted there are similarities as liberal democracy is an obvious continuation of ancient democratic thought, but that doesn't mean the ancients were at all Liberal or cared about the same things we do.
swipe down
alri' mate
>Are you literally 5'8"?
>Yes.
he's proving himself to be the best method actor of all time
Business idea: socialism, but we also deport Rasheeds
put them out of business, completely and utterly liquidate their assets.
>generally enjoy my job
>two hour meeting Monday morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>three hour meeting Monday afternoon (14:00 - 17:00)
>two hour meeting this morning (9:00 - 11:00)
>second two hour meeting this morning (11:00 - 13:00)
>lunch with business partners (13:00 - 14:00)
>one hour meeting this afternoon (14:00 - 15:00)
>second one hour meeting this afternoon went 34 minutes overtime (15:00 - 16:34)
REEEEEEEEEEE JUST LET ME WORK
I came THIS close to snapping today.
Three more meetings tomorrow.
someone remind me in 14 minutes to get my pizza out of the oven
>implying it's not me trying to be kind to the retarded kid at school who is bullied by everyone else because I see some potential in him
>implying I didn't get plenty of encouraging (you)s for my vocaroo from other threads.
FOL
business idea: revived liberal party, with tony blair as the leader
Lads, let's wait 15 mintues and then tell him about the pizza haha
Post the one on being woke fucks sake
ivanka essentially gets a free pass for being a pretty blonde woman
>>>implying I didn't get plenty of encouraging (you)s for my vocaroo from other threads.
eating a (((kit kat)))
>mummy, mummy, why does that little girl have no hair?
>i don't know dear. it's very odd to see a little girl with no hair. maybe it's sick.
>HEY LADY I'M A MAN I AM A FULL FIVE FEET AND EIGHT INCHES OF MAN
>oh dear, it really is sick
I like meetings. But it's because I actually have a valuable input and people respect what I say
what is it about /brit/ that attracts mentally-ill attention seekers with delusions of grandeur?
eating a cat
Just a normal U.S. accent. She doesn't have a "New York" accent.
meow
aha
>Marine Le Pen becomes president of France
>immediately bans Alan and all his family from entering the country
no need
orange book lib dems will recapture the party from farron eventually
eating your mum's cat if you know what i mean
lads i might be a madman and bump that /brit/ that's been up since ten to 5 lmao
>ten to 5
ermm no sweaty, tony blair is a tory warmonger and not a liberal xx
sup faggots
what fucking thread are we in
what's eating pussy like
Is this the real thread?
haha
making a cheeky OC
need images of
-saras face
-rosys face
-aishas face
>implying it won't be Macron and I won't get a comfy job at the Information Systems Division of some ministry when I get tired of thailand, for supporting his movement and being globalization compatible with all the languages I speak and my general open-mondedness and love if other cultures
This one.
she should do ASMR as a part time hobby
who is this toastie roastie
So do I.
But that doesn't help when half the meetings concern areas of the project I have no connection to, and two thirds of the time is spent on pointless tangents, self-important rants, complaints about people not present, small-talk, and banter.
(((Bernie Sanders)))
why is the 'gerian posting without his trademark topless shirt pic threatening someone
Off to do some conspicuous consumption
You lads need anything?
your sister
should I walk 30 mins to go get weed?
business idea: forcibly overthrow the british government and install a radical centrist classical liberal government
(with tony blair as PM)
also send theresa may, corbyn, and whoever the hell leads ukip now to the radical centre gulag
profound post
and very true
like putting your tongue between two raw lamb chops
one gf pls leaf
ta
xx
well la di fucking da
tastes like when you used like those fat batteries as a kid
>for that chino pic i imagined kechon saying "what the hell, user! did you fart?? ew that's so gross!" and chino timidly joining in with "y-yeah, gross!" later on, you feel someone tugging your shirt, it's chino. "sorry about earlier, it was my fault... the truth is... i have a very smelly secret" this would make a good light novel!
is this what constitutes a good post
>put on some youtube newsstream
>they're blaming the British Empire for all of the worlds problems
What the fuck Britain?
Like licking a dogs jowls
nuffink conspicious
is it nice?
like licking sweaty, fishy, gone off raw meat and also slightly metallic
5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short
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What do you think of the 'caroo lad vocaroo.com
t. never licked pussy
5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short
alri alan, how are ya
business idea
like kissing someone who just drank piss
>5ft8 is a normal height on a global basis. In the UK it is just slightly short. 5ft7 and below is actually short
alri alan
get your pizza