I'm going into the cells for a night because I have two warrants for fines I didn't pay

I'm going into the cells for a night because I have two warrants for fines I didn't pay.

Smuggling in some pills for me

What should I use so that I am nice and knocked out all night, I don't need to take them all at the same time but should I be weary of taking any two at the same time?

The pills are

Orange: Antrax 10ml
Blue: Promethazine Hydrochlorine
Pink: Trazodone Hydrochloride

ITT: How should I take them?

They look like planets OP

Too big to swallow don't try

I'm definitely taking some of them I need to sleep

Take all the pills at once, then prepare your anus. You're going to make some lucky nigger very happy.

then just sleep

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I didn't know anthrax came in pills. Take those

Lol it ain't anthrax that's for sure

It's the cells you don't get the cells with anyone else in the U.K.

dont, youll feel like shit. Guards and the people around you will do everything in their power to keep you awake

Then why the fuck do you need those pills to sleep? You're scared of withdrawal that much? Fuck, you limeys sure are faggots nowadays.

So your saying I should just take enough to feel mellow then?

Na I don't even take drugs I just hate boredom

were saying fall asleep naturally , fuck. exercise till you drop dead or something

Not in the UK. You get nappy time there as long as you're not convicted of a crime.

Exercise is for fags but

That's why you end up in jail as punishment. It's not a day camp. Nobody's smiling at intake for a reason, and it's not the lack of company.

take a Viagra you fucking pussy

Eh hello my fines were for getting caught with crumbs of weed and not telling a police officer my name it's not like I'm a criminal that has harmed someone

Just got my dick sucked

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Nobody have an answer then?

You still broke the law. I'm not saying it's right that they fucked you like that, but you still did wrong. And I spent the night in a Welsh jail for pulling stupid shit, so it's not like I have a pedestal to climb on. Point is you pull shit on the man, the man slaps you down. It's how you deal with it that matters.

TRue that I completely agree but it's past that now I'm handing shelf in in a few hours so I just want to know what pills to take after I neck a bottle of wine so I can have a nice sleep

That's lame as fuck but don't get yourself in more shit tryna smuggle shit in. Take the L and try to pass out as early as possible.

Albeit you definitely slipped up for not paying the fines, it's just easier to get it done with. How much were the fines?

£100 and £75 and there are other fines that add up to £560 for throwing down cigarette doubts on the street in Glasgow but I don't have warrants for them

Also what do you mean take L?

Do you mean take the last one aha?

Take the loss. You should've just paid up. The faster you're done with the pigs the better. Do you still need to pay the fines after the time? Or is the time in exchange for the fines?

Na I only go in the cells to wait for court the next day it's completely pointless and in court they will just say pay in several instalments of money, of which I will pay the first instalment then leave the rest unless they come hunting for me with another warrent

It's stealing I think as I have harmed nobody

Babalon

Are you bound by the police or by the court?

Your speaking American I think

They have cameras there. Do you really think that taking all those pills there is a brilliant idea ?

Oh it's definitely bullshit. But remember they fiend on easy cases like this right? Im not sure what it's like in the UK but chances are they'll come back for the rest. When I was sitting in court, some chick was back for her like 4th appearance for not paying like 400$cad. They're all cunts but they have that "power" I guess.

Alternatively, fake your death and move to Cambodia.

Na. Not really I think I'm just going to take the two anthrax and neck a bottle of wine then give the rest away

>it's not like I'm a criminal
Typical pothead, everyone.

Maybe I'll fake my Cambodia and move to my death

No. In certain parts of Crumpetland you can either be detained by police or detained by the court. Police detention means possibly a very shitty cell full of Slavs. Court detention means a comfy cell in the courthouse. Speaking from experience you have better odds of a non shitty stay in a cell if the court detains you.

Also not a bad plan. I'll smoke a bowl for you OP, no worries.

You putting yourself down, so that the guards can ass rape you while you sleep. Good plan OP

OP is likely court then. He mentioned it's for the night before his next court appearance.

Yes but the court isn't open so imma be in the police cells all night then they will run me to court in the morning

Does OP turn himself in at the police station or the courthouse?

Where? Wales, Britain or Scotland?

Right well I'm away to hand myself in at 11

See ya bitches

Coatland

fuck off shit-skin

OK. First off, Tuesday's not a bad day to go in. It's also the first so most of the people you don't want to be around will either pay their fines or bail using their allotment checks. Metro Scotland or Sheepfucking Scotland?

I turned myself into local pd in Tx then was transferred to county with a bunch of xanax,

i took some xanax while in pd

also I did time in jail instead of paying fines fuck that lol

Flirt with the guards, even prison guards get horny.

Lololol

No way a man I doing time for them al just keep doing one nights in cells until I'm out the country in november

No way will I do time for them*

Xanax would be exactly what I want to go in cell but it's much harder to get Xanax here in scotland

Anything to make the time pass quicker

Just sitting outside station till 11 or so

If that's the jail on your left it shouldn't be too bad of a stay. Stay sober, keep to yourself and this will be over before you know it. Don't try and get fucked up. Jail is not a place to get fucked up in. One day can turn into thirty days because you didn't pay attention to your surroundings.

Yes I'm won't cause any disturbances I just want to be nice and sleepy the whole night