Newfag here

Newfag here.
Show me your ways, oh mighty 4chaners.
Pic unrelated.

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fuck off back to tumblr nigger faggot.
Kys.
Welcome to Sup Forums

Lurk moar.

Here's something you should know: every time you make a new thread you push another one off the board. But this is Sup Forums so I suppose it doesn't matter.

ok, lesson 1 is don't post pics that are watermarked ifunny.co you fucking millennial normie faggot

Lurk more. Spread the message to others. Newfags must lurk..

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OP here.
I just realized there was a watermark in the pic.
I feel unworthy.

ive been lurking for 3 years now, newfags cant make threads, you can only read them

Just find the 100 rules of the internet. It will tell you everything about this place you need to know

Understood. Will wait until fully enlightened. Or until fully autistic. Whichever comes first.

OP.
< You mean this?
I thought it was outdated.

100? They updated it? fugg, I got some studying to do.

Bad bait
SAGE

"lurk moar"

>rule 34 big smoke
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OP here.
Say what you will, but a newfag needs to start somewhere, right. So far, this place is not as cool as Facebook, but I am hopeful!

right, never say that again for a start, delete your facebook

OP again.
I have been hearing that a lot. What would you recommend, dearest and most magnanimous user?
In fact what would any of you fags recommend?

And while at it Twitter and shit as well.

Lurk moar

SAGE

That was not me replying. At least I don't think so.

Also how do you do that with the green text?

Just... Nvm go back to 9gag and iFunny this isnt ur place still

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>not sure....it started happening after a year of being here.

here's what you need to know;

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

also, it never gets better, and despite what some mongs will say, it was never good.

anyone can make a thread. it's why it's an anonymous message board.

then just observe for a while. this site is only here for kicks, despite what some might say.

What's ninegag?

Cancer

yes, because in order to participate in a board based entirely around edgy trolling, you absolutely must be an antisocial shut-in sperglord.

you should probably move back in with your parents if you've moved out.

lmgtfy.com/?q=9gag

Who did

the babe

And while at it Twitter and shit as well.

Great now I can delete my search history

>ifunny logo
Get off of this board and let it die normie. for the love of god its cancerous enough.

don't make new threads, read the faq, read the rules and lurk for a little while

>Great now I can delete my search history

having some website search something for you requires you to delete your search history?

actually there is a file in windows which prevents you from making it called system32

>I have been hearing that a lot. What would you recommend, dearest and most magnanimous user?


just go on and read threads. don't say a fucking thing.

also don't post another thread until you're capable of this

naruto?

No amount of lurking is ever enough.
Fag.

Thank you, it's rare to find actual information on how to use this website.

Is that Dan "Never out, always inside her" Schneider?

seriously?
Sup Forums.org/faq#what4chan

it's all literally in the "about" section. same as any other fucking website.

The stories and pictures here are autistic works of fiction.

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This thread is the cancer that killed Sup Forums sage

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Sup Forums was dead about 20 minutes after it came into existence. it was never good, stop pretending to reminisce about a time that never existed.