Just share your secrets, this is a safe place

Just share your secrets, this is a safe place.

I masturbated in the principles office in 7th grade

I jerk off to girl pics of myself from facepp

I find married guys on CL and blow them off and some fuck me

If what I was told true a girl in my city was beaten to death in the school bathroom and her mom was paid a pretty penny to keep her mouth shut and was relocated to a different city

Me and my gf purposely gain weight together we get high and eat a family feast together I'm 285lbs and she's 375lbs

what the fug

enjoy your 5 years left to live

i jerked off while in a full classroom in 8th grade

I set fire to our school and was never caught

I am well known in Australia and if it was revealed I was on Sup Forums I would be in a lot of trouble with my employer.

I used to cum on my teacher chair went she was out for lunch

Hugh Jackman gtfo please

me and my lifetime best friend jerked off together (in seperate beds, just at the same time)

we're both straight

were u home schooled?

SWIM may have found old pictures of high school girlfriends from when they were ~16 and posted them here and has seen them many other places as well.

I'm in love :(

Kek. Not Hugh, I have met him a few times though.

go on

I got my kid circumcised despite the fact I know how much it reduces sensitivity and pleasure.

I am really too addicted to hookers. Can someone help me ?

In 6th grade I jerked off in the school restroom 50+ times.

Any particular reason? Is it your fetish?

why? wife?

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood."

I have litterslly carried a gun since high school. I do so legally now but everyone in my extended friends group thinks Im unarmed because I prefer talking about animu and vidya
>Buddys face when he went on about how hed never get within 30 ft of a gun owner and I just swept back my jacket like an edgy autist instead of talking about it

My family thinks I have a part time job but i go to small coffee shops and draw disgusting porn for commissions

you want money to buy some or what?

>want to kill/ fuck my little sister
>I faked depression at my doctor just to see if i could and got pills i dont use now
>I convinced a few people online to kill self
>im not stealthy at all why am i not in jail
>i touched a 2 and a half year old girl at work youngest one i have had the chance

We both just enjoy getting fatter sexually and physically our sex life is a lot better now

furry porn? and how much you charge?

Surely, not !!

I write smut fanfiction for a living and can say with no shame that I'm a kinky bitch but only with myself. I don't do relationships or others. Hence why I write for a living

Nothing wrong with that. It's the people that carry, and flaunt it that have issues.

Are you my long lost brother?

I found nudes of my friend on here and I fap to them almost every day

BURN IN HELL

Post

I put cum in my frinds sisters hair when i was 14

Sauce.

If you've been here in the last couple years, you've almost certainly seen them.

...

are you my sister Thalia? my moms a whore you could be related i guess?
Cant you see we are all ready in hell

Sauce was a b thread, let me find em on my computer hold on, wwyd?

>be me
>2012
>living in junglenigger country (uma delicia)
>no one can have guns to protect themselves or their families
>FuckThat.jpg
>decides to buy an illegal revolver from a dirty cop
>mfw finally can protect my family
>1 year flies by
>wake up to a strange sound in the garage
>OhFuckHereWeGo.png
>see nigglet trying to steal my car
>has a gun in his hand
>bam bam
>niggerdead
>police arrives
>get arrested for having an illegal firearm
>charged with homicide
>mfw the nigglet still alive
>mfw wife left me
>be me

All in hell ? But not, Jesus will help you.

Fair, him and myself dont really talk anymore but hes curious to go see what its really like behind a trigger

Found em, can answer some questions if you have

Not the same girl buddy

1st time I ever gave a girl oral sex I was 9, she was 16

Story ???

My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend has been sending me pictures of them having sex when they were together because he wants to get back with her.

Did that in 10th, was wearing dads coat

>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood."
some at least, moot just put that there because he doesn't like b

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You should beat the shit out of him

Even this comment ?

the fuck same here

Yeah it is

>pics

I'm a girl and have been masturbating since I can remember, I used to masturbate as a kid a lot and to this day masturbate like at least 2 times a day (I get there fast). I usually only do it over my panties and I'm a virgin. I found out that it isn't norma for young girls to be masturbating, so I'm fearful I have been molested as a child and blocked out the memory, and that's why I was so precocious.

I want to fuck my sister so bad. Not because she's attractive (she's alright) or anything. Simply because she's my sister. That's literally all I need.

I was once oredered the gassing of millions of jews and then fled to South America. I'm currently coaching my grand daughter's soccer team. Also, i drive a sweet Prius. Sooo, things worked out pretty good.

matt??

I have the ability to astral project and I've had it since I was 12. Been using it mostly to prank people or help me with school and my job. Lately I've realized I can enter peoples bodies and start controlling them.

Adolf?

You should find a good psychologist then psychically control them into sucking your dick. Then you should probably kill yourself.

I did that in 6th

Ummmmmm, No? Doug. My name is Doug.

10/10 advice will do thnx user

Could you please enter president plumps body and make him rape a baby in front of a group of nuns on live TV?

I-I'll do what I can user.

But for real, how does one astral project. Is it all BS or is there some truth here?

I fucked 3 of my best friend's girlfriends behind his back. Never felt bad for it either.

Sometimes I jerk off outside

Bull. Shit.

Mom was one of those crystal healing cunts. She ended up making us do this shitty meditation shit when me and my siblings were younger. Eventually it just happened. Not like I ever told her what she said was right. Dad eventually divorced her ass because she didn't want us to get shots or go to clinics for medical stuff.

Every girl I've ever had a relationship with I never loved, I hated them all.

Its just lucid dreaming while thinking you're astral projection aka roleplaying tards

Probably the worst thing I have done in my life, my bitch gf lied to me about getting preggo, so i had to take administrative actions...

>gf of 4 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids

>"cum inside user, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"

>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks

>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion

>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggot

>so i go to the store, buy a shit loads of vitamins in pill form, A/B/C/D all the way to fucking Z
>Now I just need to find a way to get her to take them in bulk
>friend at work put some of my berry flavoring in his water so it's not flavorless

me and my cousin used to have gay sex when i was younger

>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea

>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings

>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good

>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge

ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman

>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water

ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill

>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry user, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked

>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...

>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.

ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital

>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge

This is the fakest thing I have read all day you larping faggot.

I have multiple personalities

A lot of the time I wish for my mom to die
Sometimes my dad but he's like the lesser of two evils you know

Do you guys live together? get her drunk and see where it goes.

We'll than you're not a virgin, post tits.

I went from liberal to conservative after I saw all of my female friends became bratty whores filled with STD's and resent.

Now I want a virgin but I'm afraid it's late to me. Tried to make a career and I'm kind of stuck.

The only option that I now have is to fuck these non-whore, now wife female friends. They want it and I'm finding it harder to say no. I hope I won't get caught if I try.

i smoked crack in a taxi once, lost my taxi permit after that one too.

Google nymphomaniac definition, might help

I still love that bitch and all I want is her, and hate this shitty life and shithole world

I am lonely. I cry myself to sleep every other night. I hate my life and I hate all of you.

i jerked off in the same bed as my grandma while watching flcl. she woke up from the rocking

please call my phone i have no friends. one-eight one three-four zero zero- six one one three-

I just fucked the shit out of a 30 year old from craigslist. Like 3 hours of straight fucking. I had some vodka and my dick just did not want to cum. I fucked her and made her cum like 10 times. Probably more. I lost count after 6 tbh. I'm 23

Ayeeeee, my kinda dude

Yeah he was 9 and he gave a 16 year old oral

does anybody know a place where you can get books, handbooks, manuals, etc that intelligence agencies give their new recruits on how to read people, "social hacking", detecting lies etc.

An actual book direct from the government not some bullshit "i used to be in the cia so buy this book"
basically anything that rookies are told to read/study

No, other side of the country. She lives with my mom and since I visit so rarely, it's hard to get any time alone. She's also in a longterm relationship.

How I pine for the good old preteen days when we would watch Family Guy dvds and masturbate. I wonder if she even remembers that.