Am i missing something?

Am i missing something?

I'm watching the game, i've never watched one before but hey it's the top game in the US so i'll give it a chance, there has to be something to it.

So far it's like 20 minutes and there's been 4 advert breaks, some black american bint talking bullshit and a one brit, one small american with dodgy hair and a very large black guy with a womans voice also talking non-sense.

It looks a bit like rugby but everytime it gets intresting it stops and they start again? (the bints talking again ffs).

I like the speed and tackles but where's the fucking game, it keeps stopping.

What the fuck is the puropse of the black paint below the eyes.

Before you start ripping me apart, i'm not trolling and i think """"""""Soccer's""""""" gay.

This game ranks below Gallic football, Aussie rules, hurling and even Kabaddi.

Please explain why this is so popular?

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but they got motorcycle helmets on, i know some guy who came off at 180mph on the motorway and he's fine.

A large black guy doesn't compare

Original observations, Abdullah. Thanks for blogging for us by the way.

Oh, so you're retarded or trolling? Delete thread and try again.

the super-bowl usually sucks. the best hand-egg games are usually the early rounds of the play-offs or a college rivals game.

>It looks a bit like rugby but everytime it gets intresting it stops and they start again? (the bints talking again ffs).
>I like the speed and tackles but where's the fucking game, it keeps stopping.
the strategy
its really a giant chess game between two coaches, where the players are the chess pieces
also the rules, if the guy holding the ball gets hit (well, knees touch the ground) then the play stops

its like organized smear the queer, except the "queer" has a few bodyguards

but yea, most watch it because spectacle and rich people getting their shit rocked/life ruined

I'm white British.

It's not blogging it's curiousity and i had to explain why so i don't look like a troll.

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>it stops and they start again

Exactly why Football and baseball are boring to watch.

lay off him brothers...we should pitty the limeys, they will never know our joy:
youtube.com/watch?v=FuPeGPwGKe8

It's turn-based RPG rugby, gub'ner.

OP again it's 21-0, is it over?

Impessive but off the scales for pure cringe.

what does that even mean?

Impressive for the scale of support for a minor game but the supporters are gay as fuck.

Wrong post!!!

Impressive for the scale of support for a minor game but the supporters are gay as fuck.

There's a fucking concert now!!!

It's still going on!

>iron bowl is gay

hey man they're not the ones who enjoy a big man hug while watching the game. do women even go to princess-ball games?

i said the fans were gay.

>thats a hundred people crushed to death not being gay.

after all the breaks the fucking manager calls a break now.

in the OP i said i thought """""soccer""""" was gay.

>Damage control much!!!

Another fucking break

>Elton John in the crowd

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

>What the fuck is the puropse of the black paint below the eyes.
poor man's sunglasses, since sunglasses would get stabbed into your eyeballs

It aint sunny. What are they the blues brothers?

Looking up into stadium lights sucks.