Good evening Anonymous!

Good evening Anonymous!
It's m-my 100th therapy and t-tea thread today, so I hope you'll j-join us for tea and cookies!
Home made as always, with love f-from me

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memes

I love you Alice

Hey ali sup

Reminder that Alice is evil and hates us all.

Wait a sec, green bows?

Reimu's here too!

how do you live with yourself

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happy 100th

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Where are the cookies

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I l-love you Anonymous

Up her butt.

You just have to reach in and grab one.

>benzos and wine

that's for homos and middle aged women.

But I love you more

NO. Fuck this thread and the desperate people that fuel this bullshit. You're awful at giving advice and the stuttering is beyond cringey. Why would an autistic lonely faggot get advice from another lonely autistic faggot? It makes ZERO sense. How can I get somebody to kill themselves over the internet Alice?

It makes you sleep good.. maybe die to

I'm here, too!
I'll do my best!
I brought some music, if that's okay! I'm in a relaxing mood!
youtube.com/watch?v=VLjE4FFYFSY

Will you show us your genitalia

>I l-love you Anonymous

whats so special so far?

As its the 100th thread... We need pics

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Hey so there's this girl I like at work but she is a single mom with two boys. Spunky, petite and cute. I really don't like single moms, I think they have issues and don't want to raise another man's kids. Should i set aside my pride and date her or should I just keep moving.

Ps another coworker told me she likes me too but in an interest kind of way

>vocaroo.com/i/s1XVMuhxzUQm
ty. would bang

>It makes you sleep good.

for a few days, maybe. don't both of them inhibit REM sleep? not a long term solution

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so... 90% of Sup Forums

W-we will get to them, darling!
There is an order t-to this sort of thing!


F-first we select a tea: vocaroo.com/i/s1GpIsNxgJNB

*hugs*

F-Fuck O-Off D-Do Y-You H-Have A-Autism W-Whats W-With T-The S-Stutter

Mommies also need some cock, just fuck her.

gf broke up with me and i want her back. beta fag, what do op?

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I love your voice too

Why did I just drink black tea on an empty stomach? Gonna die for sure.

this

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Don't do it.

Kids are a nightmare, especially if you weren't there for their birth.

Not worth it, bro.

G-gonna just go ahead and go "no u"

man.

You can't hide the size of your knee caps or your man sized hands behind signs.

Next time wear a dress past your knees and cap your hands behind your back. Also, raise your boobs a little.

Hey alice qt3.141592949595959391920049585875848494949494940404002019373747
I have an important message for you today (pic related) hope you like it
With much love, user

T-take her t-t-t-t-to the movies and be physically aggressive w-w-with your hands user. W-w-women love that

Alice will you please show us your tits.

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op is a dude

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0as0PE5dZjZ
Your fake stutter gives me cancer

homos for sure, but middle-aged women? i kind of doubt that. unless you count the brigade of trap camwhores as middle aged women, which i do not.

hey alice, hope you had a nice day

Nice to see you Alice

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Alice your legs are beautiful.

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she'll pretend to care and use you up.

-sweep the thread with a squeak and nibbles a cookie when no one is looking-

o boy

what are those things under your knees ?

Happy 100th! Here is what the fairies had to say on this special occasion!

>Lake Maiden:
A hidden power is at work, equipping you with the tools to succeed.

>Blue Hag:
A situation is winding down to an end-- A cycle is ending to make way for the new.

>Upside Down Leprechaun:
Prepare to seize unexpected opportunities! Interesting new friends will arrive, and there is a possibility of career changes and heightened travel.

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SHE'S NOT FUCKING ASIAN!? ALICE, EXPLAIN!

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*blinks slowly* I t-think your pride is ill placed to b-begin with if you think single mothers "have issues".

I'll t-take that as a compliment I guess

You still haven't learned how to pour tea?

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To think I fapped to "her".

does xanax count as tea

implying any bitch would be different

she gets better

All my friends grew out of being nerds who play video games. They all started working out and look like chads and graduated into careers for architecture, pharmacy, chemical engineering while I got my degree in games design working a shitty call center job.
Would doing a masters in something like computing or it help me get a better job? Or are they too generic.

T-this thread is a-autism, 1-100%.

S'sorry user, w-who are you? Just a n-nobody?

What fucking cancer is this?

No it does not

Stating the obvious. Would still fuck.

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we fought alot but we both wanted to not.

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she's done the exact opposite of that for me
in fact I'm pretty sure I'm the one using her up

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hug me :(

This is... Interesting~?...

delet this

L-love you too

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FUCKING STOP IT

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Why not show your face? That way your hands will be free.

why are you posting random ass flags that arnt even gifs ?

alice is a bitch

well put, user

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That's sad...

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kek sorry user

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It most definitely would, but you also need to have somewhat of a backbone for those types of careers, even just a small one

Hard work and dedication will get you far

lolcats

assuming shes actually a female

*waves* L-love you two too